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Random Stranger posted:And two of their other significant mandates that affected the show were "no shorts" The dumbest mandate. Young Man's Fancy, Day at the Fair, the Auto Show Whatever the Hell that was, KEEPING NEAT AND CLEAN, Are You Ready for Marriage, the one where Union Pacific implores us to not get run over by trains, the time a demon and an angel battle for the soul of a bread delivery man, and that kid that cheated on the test outstrip many of the full length movies in awesome riffs.
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rydiafan posted:Best possible thing would be a secret District 9 sequel where the prawns invade halfway through some big budget romantic comedy. Somewhere I have a rough draft of pretty much this. It turns when they're laying in a field watching for shooting stars, which turn out to be alien dropships.
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Somehow I'd skipped Beast of Hollow Mountain, so I went back to it today. Holy poo poo is that an insane movie. Like... I can't even understand how it happened. Although I must say that the dinosaur effects weren't that bad for the time, apparent budget, and general competence of the filmmakers.
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precision posted:Tom and Crow playing Wolf and Bear is one of my favorite host segments And I tried a savage, feral roar, but, alas, my force was spent and I died! Not a fan of most host segments, but that one is pretty great
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Chokes McGee posted:Do not watch Future War under any circumstance, even being held at gunpoint. You've been warned. What if you enjoy large gentlemen, box factories, cyborg Randy Johnson, Brain Guy in High School, and aren't picky that it's not the future and there's no war?
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I decided today's film will be Future War, starting Jean Claude Goshdarn and Maybe Ving Rhames.
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Gaz-L posted:How are you guys still seeing the stars? I thought it changed to the thumbs/percentages for everyone last month? Device dependent. My Blu-Ray shows stars and the interface hasn't been updated in six years (and sucks).
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I'm the broken down loaner AMC Crow.
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May 9, 2017 06:11
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Egbert Souse posted:Is it OK to find Mr. B Natural hot? When I was younger I thought the insane daughter from Young Man's Fancy (Crinkle Cut French Fries) was crazy hot. And I had a leg up on Alexander Phipps because I wasn't named Alex Phipps.
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May 12, 2017 03:59
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Disconnecticus posted:Just made it through Star Crash. Great episode but my sperg side was squirming uncomfortably the whole time. Or you saw Star Wars and Barbarella, like...literally those were the only two movies you've ever seen, and decided to split the difference. But didn't have the skill, talent, or general wherewithal to do it.
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Vermain posted:I've watched Prince of Space more times than is healthy. A lot of good riffs and one of the stiffest, strangest dubs I've ever heard in my life. Krankor sounds like he got hired away from his day job of tying down maidens to railway tracks. YA SCUM!
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May 28, 2017 17:33
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I haven't gotten to that one yet, but if it's just a line or two, it's fair use. I'm still shocked, all these years later, that Mike is eight times a lady
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muscles like this! posted:Girls Town also has Mamie Van Doren. Too bad they didn't have her star in Keeping Neat and Clean.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Go back to your piddling Congress! I run an airport! I'm the guy that picks fights with made for TV hippies while buying diet gum
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DivisionPost posted:It doesn't suck from what I remember, but it's not their best either. It's cool to see the movie restored and uncut, though. What was cut?
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I successfully kicked in a door yesterday, so I could definitely kick Pumaman's rear end. Although I would get obliterated by his Aztec friend
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It isn't the best riff ever, or even a particularly good one really, but I completely lose it at the USA chant when the chimp is pouring the orange juice in Carnival Magic. Also, Yongary tickled me right where I like to be tickled: insane Japanese or Korean giant monster movies where a kid is inexplicably involved in a national catastrophe.
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SirPhoebos posted:It's just that I didn't catch on that it was supposed to be set in WWI and not WWII. Suddenly some things about that movie make way more sense, because I didn't catch that either.
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Command Ant posted:Abe Lincoln is Time Cop! I want Jefferson Davis dead! I want his family dead!
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Powered Descent posted:Pyuma? My name is Pleasence and I am funky.
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rydiafan posted:Frank's "HE'S A SORCERER!" when Mike's rubber band disappears is one of my absolute favorite lines in television history. Everything about the short is awesome, including that magical line.
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MEIN OBERST!
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Also without Brain Guy, we wouldn't have had "This is what Brain Guy looked like in high school" when this fellow shows up It makes me giggle
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Powered Descent posted:And then of course there's this mysterious fellow from Carnival Magic... So that's where that old AMC Crow went.
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I've asked around and it turns out that the army doesn't train anyone in rake fighting these days
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I'm still not clear on whether or not Krankor's weapons have any effect on the Prince of Space. Also caustic vapors.
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Powered Descent posted:
Beaver Falls isn't far from where I grew up so I just figure Krankor is inexplicably attacking Pittsburgh.
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Ooooooooooh, here we go off to Beaver Falls, Beaver Falls, Beaver Falls...
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I'm still not sure if the bad guy in the Christmas movie actually did anything wrong. Santa was a deadbeat who knew what he was doing.
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luxury handset posted:buying up the north pole just so you can evict santa is a super dick move. what are you going to do with the land afterwards? open an applebees? Mineral rights  Also, it isn't like the guy was charging some insane amount of money, given that a bunch of slumchildren gave Santa enough pennies to pay the rent. poo poo, who was Santa's landlord before? Do I need to rewatch it to figure out how the guy bought the North Pole in the first place? DID SANTA SELL IT?! It wasn't exactly in the modern era, but Francis X. Bushman was a loving titan before he was the guy who planned to speak during the entire flight of the Lunar Eagle 1.
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I WANT JEFFERSON DAVIS DEAD!
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Nov 15, 2018 18:11
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SirPhoebos posted:Here's a fun game: try to picture the movies as the directors were clearly shooting for (and missed spectacularly). Laserblast ends up exactly the same way no matter what.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Fear of the new. Teenagers had just been invented. Yeah. Teenager was barely even a word before the 50s, let alone a concept.
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Racket Girls at least has a reasonably sane premise and mainly fails on the execution and production quality, which is more than you can say for many of the other 50s movies riffed. I'm not sure what the hell Batwoman is even supposed to be about, for example. Small timer that fixes women's wrestling matches gets too big for his britches and runs afoul of the mob is practically the Godfather by comparison.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Is that stud...coming? This thing's all over my rear end, man, it's going to tear me up!
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oh so like Alien but stupid
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Paper Kaiju posted:while the regular cat continues to give no obvious fucks. well at least this part is consistent with actual cats
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My name is Pleasance and I am funky.
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remusclaw posted:I feel like there are a couple of people in a rocket ship movies, and I cant remember liking any of them. That's because there was a time when people grew more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just took the time to look at it.
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Paul Revere 3000 posted:San Francisco International maybe? muh nose wheel's mushy
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