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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Magic Hate Ball posted:

It's way funnier when they're not allowed to curse, because it focuses the comic energy on finding new ways to make cracks about the movie that are more relevant than them just despairing over how bad it is.

Could go the rifftrax method of doing really loud and long bleeps, making a simple cuss seem more graphic.

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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

muscles like this? posted:

Future War feels like a movie that had something go catastrophically bad behind the scenes and they ended up finishing the movie by just kind of salvaging what footage they had left. There's the obvious problems like cardboard camera but then you have stuff like the train scene where they get on a train, ride it for a little bit and all of a sudden they're off and walking back to the house. Or the scene where the guy starts to explain his backstory and it cuts in suddenly with the nun summarizing it instead.

I have a feeling that the original script was written to be this big budget special effects extravaganza but major studios passed on it over and over till some no name direct to video/dvd/cable outfit bought the rights, servery cut the budget and left the crew with some dino hand puppets, cardboard tv camera, and a Jean Claude Van Darn want-a-be.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Crazy Ferret posted:

This is still one of my favorite things done by MST3K.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEGAyxq8_ho

"Marines we are leaving!"

Sorry, back in Da Nang there for a minuet!

I always liked the little dark riff like when they would freeze frame on a person's face or have some kind of cast call at the end of the movie and you her Servo say "Died in Vietnam"

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Oh my god, what if they did Boys Beware?!

On the off chance you haven't seen it, it quite plainly states that homosexual=pedophile. It's soooo wrong and dark but in the right hands it could be loving amazing.

I would love a while episode of them doing those really messed up PSAs, Love to see them do "Perversion for Profit" where the thing links porn to the fall of Rome and say porn is a thing created by Commies to destroy America... oh and also fitness magazines are a tool for homosexuals to spread the gay to young boys!

A while back I found the sequel/companion piece to Boys Beware called Girls Beware. I thought it would warn girls of dirty evil lesbian pedos but shockingly no. It's a film telling young girls not to go out with older guys... cause they will rape you, whore you out, get you addicted to drugs or straight up murder you!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'm more perturbed that Sam, who supposedly obtained a law degree from Harvard Law School, was the best choice to go on an underwater salvage mission. And that he somehow managed to fit in "learn to drive a big rig" and "welding" classes somewhere in there, too.

Hey, so he took shop at Harvard.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?
HITLER'S DEATH CAR!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Mace Bacon posted:

More scenes about where the fish lives?

And more scenes of where my tongue lives! :pervert:

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?
Amazon Prime streaming has several Rifftrax movies on it. I watched Mega Force on sunday and wow, I forgot how dumb that movie was!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

hhhat posted:

OMG OMG OMG

I just got a shipping notification

The kickstart goods are on the way

The Martians have saved Christmas!

I got a post card in the mail couple days ago from MST3k. It was awesome!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Mace Bacon posted:

SLEEEEEEEEEEP

Okay here we go...

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

MrSlam posted:

*Eyes pop out of head*
IM BLIND!

GAH DON'T HOLD IT THERE!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Powered Descent posted:

Same boat here. I've gotten my T-shirt and postcards but that's it.

I got my card like 2 weeks after getting the shirt and postcards.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Mace Bacon posted:

So that weird music that appears out of nowhere in Warrior of the Lost world intrigued me for a long time, and I finally found a full copy of the original movie. It turns out 2 scenes where that song plays were cut out of the master tape that MST3K got, and the music just glitches in? It's weird. Anyway here's the track (slightly looped to make it longer)


It has a really bad super amateur "recorded in a church basement" feel to it. It like something you hear flipping though channels late one night and for some reason stopping on one of the really low rent church networks.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Ms Boods posted:

Bobo was meh for me up until he plays the lawyer in Mike's crimes against humanity sketches.

"Shut up, boy, I'm defending you.'

"Now we are going to be saying the word "Panties" an awful lot during this trial so lets just get it out of the way now to stop all the gigglings... panties, panties... panties panties panties..."

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Gozinbulx posted:

Valentine's day present finally arrived



He looks so bored in that picture. Like "Sigh... I guess I have to be a spy..."

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Jet Jaguar posted:

The death ray is ONLY to be used for peaceful purposes.

Meh whatever about the death ray, where can i get some of those cute light switches?

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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Gavok posted:

Yup.



I just showed my girlfriend the Samson vs. The Vampire Women episode today (since it's on that landmark episodes list I'm working on). I made sure not to explain anything about Samson beforehand so that by the time he showed up unannounced, halfway into the movie, it blew her mind.

I feel shorta silly right now, am I over dressed?!

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