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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

Well, your girlfriend and I gotta go.

Heard it in a love song. Gotta go.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The Brute Man wasn't entirely awful. The plot was decent enough. I could do without the grifting police chief. Gotta keep the grouchy shopkeeper, though.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Dawgstar posted:

*Bang*
Ow!
*Bang*
Ow!
*Bang*
Ow!

He crashed. Then he shot himself!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So they put her in more clothes than she's ever had on IN HER LIFE!

Well, what kind of weird-rear end get-up's she gonna have on this time?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Powered Descent posted:

"Schick Out of Shape", brought to you by Schick!

That's my favorite.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Dawgstar posted:

What color is your parachute, Frank?

THE BOX, FRANK!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Thought you might like to see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xVAHmP5N48

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogama posted:

This movie stops at nothing, and stays there.

It's the movie that dares you to watch it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
It wasn't unitl I saw Road House (via Rifftrax) that I realized how many references to it they made.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

zoux posted:

I get it, I just think the dozen or so times he does it are too much. Joel even tells him to knock it off! Trace has some great impressions, but Rocky ain't one of em.

I love it when Trace does Mr Mooney and Mr Drysdale.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
"Could you scratch my back with your voice?"

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Uncle Wemus posted:

Granny Clampett is a complex and HIGHLY nuanced character.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
It's always fun to see Crow get destroyed. There was that one time where ended up being just eyes and a burnt frame.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Watching Invasion USA and noticed something unusual. The bar the patrons are in has a big screen wall-mounted TV. In 1952.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

zoux posted:

Whroewelf?

I don't know. You had him last.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
"Thank you, Curt. It was nice of you to come"

"Well, I didn't mean to, but, uh, the new seat covers and all."

"Joel, no!"

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I brought my Drake posted:

The live ones are better than the studio ones, and Alien Factor is the best of the live ones imo. If you've seen Rifftrax's Galaxy Invader, it's the same director.

"Rock climbing, Frank."

"Pandering, Trace."

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogama posted:

There was a rape scene edited out of Red Zone Cuba, too, it's just starting when there's a theater break in the episode and Mike and the Bots come back after the gang has already left the diner.

Griffin headlocks the blind girl and pins her (fully clothed) to a bed, she struggles briefly, it cuts away to the other guys standing watch outside, then Griffin is raiding the cash register (which only has a single quarter in it), one of the other two yells that there's a car coming up the road, they pile into their car and take off, and there's a few shots of the girl (still in the same clothes) stumbling to, then sliding down the door frame of the bedroom with a look of shock, then that's basically where the theater break comes back in.

It's not great that it's in the movie, and Best Brains did fine in cutting it since the movie already has plenty to make you hate it that it doesn't need another tasteless scene, but it mostly looks like a bad wrestling move.

She's wed to the devil.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The other day on the MST3K channel, they were showing all of the Radar Men From the Moon shorts. At one point, Tom quips that the short has become the All Car Chase Channel. All car chases, all the time.

Pluto TV has a 24-hr Car Chase channel.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Larryb posted:

How many more Radar Man shorts were there after the point MST3K stopped covering them?

There were 12 total. I remember seeing a DVD of the whole series way back in the early days of DVDs.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Does anything really "star" Joe Estevez?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Tee-hee, I'm horny!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Splint Chesthair posted:

Cabbit? Cabbit! Cabbit!!

Cabbit!


Cabbit? Cabbit!



Cabbit…

So.....Cabot, then?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

McCloud!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

zoux posted:

It's almost a real movie, except everyone is sleepwalking through it. I like the insouciant deputy tho.

And if you say "my squad car," I'll chainsaw you in half.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD5Oy_AiWy4

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