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Wasn't that printer story a goon? Also, if you're going to haul a printer for miles for a girl, at least make sure she's single before you go. Or maybe be bi, so you could bang her boyfriends gay friend. That story never ceases to make me laugh though. Also, I'd gently caress that anorexic chick fat.
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Doctor Schnabel posted:yeah he was a goon and then he killed himself Been wanting to try that out for a bunch of years now. Is that the secret? Carrying a printer for 2 miles for a "thank you."? I just don't understand his desire for a hug though. You open your arms and approach, pretty much all my friends will hug me. Unless you're sweaty as gently caress from walking carrying a printer for an hour (or more? How far is a mile in a unit that makes sense?)
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Jul 24, 2016 21:46
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Who in the gently caress has word censors on their texting, or is that nice guy doing it himself? I'm confused.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:52
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a hole-y ghost posted:what does this mean It means you should find a woman and not take no for an answer. If she says no, kidnap her and leave her in your basement till she says yes. In my experience a day or two without water usually does the trick. Also surprisingly few figure out what the bucket is for.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:07
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I dunno, I see more ugly dudes around.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:15
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It's a phrasing thing. "I remember thinking you where hot back then and you're still smoking hot now." Vs "you where smoking hot back then. Right now I would bang 9 year old you. But not in a weird way."
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Jul 26, 2016 11:34
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Moridin920 posted:I've love to tell you but I've never really got it either. Rejection sucks but I'd much rather just peel the bandaid and know yes/no rather than wonder. Once I asked if I could buy a girl a drink, and she said "no thanks. I've already got one." Took a sidestep to the bar and bought herself a drink. Yowza. These days I just don't try because life is poo poo and I don't give a poo poo about other people's problems and don't expect anybody to give a poo poo about mine.
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Professor Shark posted:If you send me money I will tell you how to talk to women You already taught me lots. I think a multi-day cat stake out is bound to impress.
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Chomp8645 posted:Chivalry is dead!!! Just on hold till I have a midlife crisis and buy leather pants. Though I've been wearing a leather jacket for a decade, so I guess I have some cause to.
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