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The Nice Guy's fallacy is that he assumes that single women have the same goals and expectations for how a successful sexual encounter should play out. Some girls won't even 'give it up' until the L-word's been spoken, and even then it has to be heard and reciprocated by the other party too! 
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Pick posted:i've never heard it called "ranch" No ma'am but you could certainly wear it like a dressing 
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romanowski posted:what is sex like? How is babby formed? How girl get praegnent? Real Answer: There's a lot of this goin' on in general all over the body: 
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No I swear guys he legitimately thought she wanted his dilz enough that she'd know that the "proper" response to "compliments of hotness" like those is "well we didn't bang then, but we could certainly bang now!" "it's normal xD same age" covers all his bases, obviously 
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Jul 26, 2016 08:21
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I think ladies smell nice and have a soft skin ;D
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Jul 26, 2016 23:04
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Okay here's a good one: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? 'Cuz they're gross and they smell bad! 
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Jul 26, 2016 23:13
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Captain Yossarian posted:I think we should all choose to be gay together, if only for tonight Heh, that'll sure show those withholding whores what they're missing out on!
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Jul 27, 2016 00:59
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 make it stop!E:  Anakin Skywalker mid movies right here.
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Jul 27, 2016 08:53
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Stop wearing makeup like a goddamn slut already so that these sexless nerds will find you attractive- Jesus Christ get it together girls! 
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Jul 27, 2016 23:02
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Jul 28, 2016 01:30
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CubanMissile posted:Male banter! M'games 
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Jul 28, 2016 02:31
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Troposphere posted:hmm it's almost as if it's some societal force that is forcing strict gender roles on people and loving them up in both directions, if only there was a name for such a concept.... The Aristocrats!
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:didn't do anything besides eyeball my cleavage and sort of radiate anxiety Go softly into the night gentle Goon(s). Also I will kill myself if you don't help me catch this Abra.
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Jul 29, 2016 06:17
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Pick posted:People need to learn that their first long-term relationship was probably poo poo. Young adults do cruel things, they really hurt each other (and often regret it later). Nobody knows what works or what the hell they're doing to each other at all at that stage of life, they just know what kinda works for them and gets them whatever attentions they're craving and they're gonna keep doing that until something breaks. Teenager-hood is an unfortunate series of experimental phases for everyone, but ye gods people can be loving awful to each other at this point in their lives. I'm just so glad no one was taking screenshots of my insufferable rear end when I was at that age.
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Males of the world: if she's catching pokemon at an art gallery, she's probably taken!
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The Door posted:"at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs" 
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radiatinglines posted:they should just get religion and say God demands their weiners be touched but they're all diehard atheis- oh, wow. Checkmate, niceguys 
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Don Tacorleone posted:Well 
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Jul 30, 2016 08:05
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^^^Sorry I thought this was the epic SA sagas thread. Guess which category that fits me in?
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Rage-Against-the-Vajeen.config
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:i have noviophobia ama CWCki posted:Noviophobia is a word Chris created that he describes as his general fear of girls being paired up. So you're afraid of.... this!?:   Sorry for the faint of heart.
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Pick posted:Creepy is still pretty well tied to "creeping" in the traditional sense. That is, to creep, to try to do things furtively (and therefore with limited risk). Goddammit I don't creep I skulk. It's brooding and mysterious and not at all geared towards avoiding social contact.
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Mein Eyes! posted:what page did this thread peak? Probably somewhereabouts over in the aol' Fedora lagoon, back past them-thar Spree Killer swamps. 
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I can HAD waterlolmen! :rotfloorlmao:
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You ignorant slut I knew you'd get offended. Furthermore
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What's the deal with being incel?  In-Cell? Hey in-cels, you're not in an actual jail cell - you can walk around, see a pretty girl, ask her out on a date, learn a thing or two. Icels. You know, those 'involuntarily celibate' freakshows that shoot up a college dorm 'cause a porno told'em to? Yes, I understand that a system for legalized prostitution would have certain social merits, and yet~ No, I don't think I'll be able to go to the fundraiser... and to answer your next question no I don't know any women.
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"I have a sexually transmitted disease." Translation: Lick my bootheel, slave!
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:too much discussion and not enough funny pics of nerds saying dumb poo poo Yeah you whore bitches you don't deserve nice good posters like us.
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Pick posted:"I treasure you as a person and respect you for who you are." "I am not interested I'm you physically, and I might not even be attracted to your gender. It's a long story-" TRANSLATION: I'm a big slut liar getting double-penetrated every Wednesday by cage fighters for tips.
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Aug 5, 2016 05:32
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Top Tips for Dating ME:
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Aug 5, 2016 06:34
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Dick pics are a man's olive branch, Pallas Athena, I figured you of all entities would understand that.
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Aug 5, 2016 07:02
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"That was meant for someone else. Leave me alone you bully."
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Y'know sometimes you whore bitches don't even deserve to know what dating a nice guy is like. I'd almost feel sorry for you except I only learned how to empathize through video games that reward me for making the 'good' dialogue choices. e: whore phone, empathize Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Aug 6, 2016 |
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Professor Shark posted:Hey that's like art Eureka! You-reek-a! Stuck up slut- I got laid three nights ago  So,Nice try. Can't even say hi? Lol. ......
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