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A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

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There was this guy in first year... I was pretty lonely and desperate for friends so we hung out all the time even though he was kind of odd. He started off being really kind to me, bringing me food and hanging out with me when I was super depressed.
But it kind of escalated, he'd be at my apartment all the time uninvited, force his way in, or corner me in public even when I obviously wanted to be alone. I was polite, but the guy wasn't picking up on it.
The final straw was me mentioning that I had been sexually assaulted (I'm pretty open about this, but it's sensitive) and him going "That's okay, my parents always told me to buy used." After that, I started wearing a massive raincoat around campus so that he wouldn't see me or talk to me.
Effing creep.
Edit: I will follow up to this story by explaining that the only time I ran into him after this, pretty much, was as members of the same club. We barely talked until Valentine's Day, when he messaged me the following: "I know you have a boyfriend, but I am madly in love with you and want you to break it off with him for me."

The General posted:

Who in the gently caress has word censors on their texting, or is that nice guy doing it himself? I'm confused.

a hole-y ghost posted:

If you look at the time on the pictures ratjaculation posted them in reverse order

Chomp8645 posted:

Seeing a woman melt down about not getting sex is basically 100% pure distilled schadenfreude to a nice guy.

Carmant posted:

if you look at something like this and think its real you are the most gigantic idiot on the planet

Troposphere posted:

her husband is s cougar chaser tho and basically stalked her until she gave in to dating him

so romantic

Moon Atari posted:

Those text overlay type pictures always bother me, because they frequently use a picture that has been floating around in cringe/ugly threads without the text. Which means some physically ugly but not necessarily bad person is getting slandered with either made up text or text that comes from someone else in order to add a visual component to a strawman. I've seen the same nerds picture get used for both atheists are ugly and fake okcupid profile memes, so they are getting owned in several different ways unrelated to anything they are actually responsible for.

Moridin920 posted:

nah cougars exist

Ten Wasted Dollars posted:

At this point you're just ripping on people who seem to have diminished mental faculties

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Cnut the Great posted:

I once threw some dick at the OP's mom.

Chomp8645 posted:

In my last relationship my girlfriend was the tough one. A tattoed gun nut with an attitude. I have no doubt in my mind that if anyone had attempted to harm me while we were together she would have gone absolutely apeshit on them either with fist or firearm.

Pick posted:

"I want my friends to like you, so you will keep your mouth shut."

Shinjobi posted:

I remember about 7 years ago or so I was trying to date a girl that frankly I had no business dating. I couldn't tell you a single interest we ever had in common, but she was attractive and I was very much into that. So we went on a few dinner dates, not much more than that. I tried small steps after a couple dates, holding hands and crap like that, and it really didn't take with her. I take this to mean she isn't interested. Even so, I ask her out on another dinner date and she happily agrees. Again, she tended to avoid physical contact without any explanation. It wasn't a freak out, just a polite "no" and that was that. So I was kind of confused, overall. I was young, inexperienced with relationships, stupid, and smitten with this woman but seemingly getting nowhere. I recognized that If things continued dragging out I was probably going to do something pathetic and horrible and something that I would be embarrassed about for the rest of my life. So I decided to just cut myself off at the pass. I asked her out on a lunch date, she happily agreed--as usual--and we went out to grab some lunch. By this point I realized that the small steps had gotten me nowhere, but that I didn't really know if this dating thing was going anywhere either. So after we both paid our checks I asked straight up if she wanted to head back to my place and fool around. She smiled awkwardly, said no, I chuckled and that was pretty much the end of that date. I went home, assured that I had offended her and that at least by going about my business the way I did at least I didn't have to worry about her anymore. For all I knew, the dates were done and I could safely move on.

Well, she and I still exchange pleasantries whenever we run across each other in town and she never once complained to mutual friends about what I said and how I said it. I thought I burned a bridge that day being so blunt and forward, and from what I've gathered from mutual friends she never once seemed to care. Maybe she wanted to go on some more dates first, maybe she just enjoyed getting free food, or maybe I just jumped the gun too early. Either way, for what it's worth we're still cool to this day, and I've filed all of those memories with a big ol' "who gives a poo poo" stamp.





I felt like contributing. Talk poo poo about me, nerds.

A Man and his dog posted:

I'm seeing a cougar and it owns. All we do is work our days, come home at night, chill and bone it out.

Give women space. They need that poo poo.

Groovelord Neato posted: