Baller Time posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGYAKCDJdkQ

CheesyDog posted:

So the big names of CrossFit seem to ONLY post photos on their instagram accounts of themselves and their buddies where they are all superbly in shape (and generally in as little clothing as possible)... so today I kinda snapped and said something about it on one of Jackie Perez's posts.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Terrible nerd accuses CrossFit chick of fatshaming by omission, at least as far as I could tell. Hating everyone involved is definitely a good reaction.

King of Bees posted:

I skimmed a bunch of this and still don't see any loving PowerPoints. Me and Thrillby are getting angry. I'd make one myself because we learn how to make the worst PowerPoints in boot camp (it's the final battle station exercise at Great Lakes) but I'm a lowly phone poster.

Business Gorillas posted:

i only skimmed through that but how do people think that this poo poo works?

Red Hood posted:

/r/mgtow is almost too easy

Salty Josh posted:

My ex would hold it in all day, and at night while she was sleeping, I would get woken up by monstrous farts. It literally sounded like someone ripping plywood.

It would have been WAY better if she just let it rip when she needed during the day. It would have saved me a lot of lost sleep.
Its more gratifying to have a woman that just wants to be herself. It's easier to have fun that way. And yeah, realistic standards go a long way.

piss explosion posted:

The Endbringer posted:

Blue Train posted:

that's why I have sex with married women lol

ChickenWyngz posted:

I guess this story goes here. I'm a team leader at a lead generation company and we had a new hire join Monday. The guy is 23, fresh out of college, and a little nervous in his first foray into full time work. Cool, I was too years ago. He puts in a decent first week, takes my advice well, my team makes an effort to know him, he seems like a decent guy. As is tradition, we take the new guy out for drinks after work Friday. It's usually a 6pm-3am bender when we do this. Around 12 we head to a club. Now, we're all pretty messed up, but he's had 2 long necks all night (weird thing to see in Ireland, but whatevs)

Anyway, he starts running PUA stuff on very, very drunk 18-19 year olds in the smoking area and gets blown off repeatedly. The neg stuff, weird lines about imagining holidays together etc. I get him to come back inside (well, pull him by the arm really) because I can see he's clearly making them very uncomfortable. We get back to the table, he leans over and proceeds to, stone cold sober, to tell me his life story, how women are cunts, that he's a virgin and that he had to learn this stuff because his dad never showed him, so I should let it slide because he's playing catch up. I tell him to relax, mostly because I don't have a loving clue what else to say.

He calls me a stupid oval office, tells the HR manager she's a stuck up bitch, tells the rest of the staff to stop trying to talk to him tonight. "See you Monday", and very dramatically necks his coke and slams the glass down, turns and walks out. I didn't think this stuff was in smallish-town Ireland.

Um yeah, see you Monday. Probably not Tuesday.

Welp that's my story about the weird woman hating wannabe pua.

Pick posted:

Dicks do look weird.

du -hast posted:

I love how this pictures thread contains no pictures

Mak0rz posted:

If I had a Tinder I could probably use the picture that the post-doc I was working for took of me sitting in a field with the curious wild horse sniffing the dried mango on my lips and get messages from horse girls like crazy

Calico Heart posted:

Even when we nice guys do get laid, we get in trouble!! Here's some advice we'll probably ganna need at some point:

http://www.returnofkings.com/93929/what-to-do-if-police-are-questioning-you-about-a-sexual-encounter

Groovelord Neato posted:

it's the guy uhhw hat's his name roosh. he writes actual travel guide books about getting laid in certain countries and admits to rape a bunch.

from hisbook "Bang Ukraine":


"Bang Iceland":


"Bang Poland":

Troposphere posted:

Azuth0667 posted:

Oh I'm just getting it so I can call myself the captain.

Leroy Dennui posted:

Whatever town that guy lives in looks lovely, but in a beautiful way.

Pick posted:

It is worth going on to a website that sells high-end women's vibrators. They are never as big as men expect. It is extremely uncommon to find a truly high-quality vibrator with and insertable length of over 6 inches. Most are from 3 inches to 5 inches. Even if your penis is very small, just get a vibrating cock ring. Trust and communication, and the vibrating cock ring, are the real important dimensions.

YeahTubaMike posted:

i'm legitimately concerned that this post might be about me