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CubanMissile posted:Dudes like this existed well before millenials. They probably just raped girls and no one cared. They stayed home and played Ye Table Top Games with each other, instead of venturing into the cruel glare of public eye. Chumpire: The Shitparade.
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Jul 28, 2016 16:52
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Most dudes who get crimed, get crimed by other dudes. *sips tea* #hotmanonmanaction
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Jul 28, 2016 17:08
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i like that posted:Observations on Dating and Banging Girls in the Philippines I think he means "hiring prostitutes."
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Jul 29, 2016 05:19
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Ocrassus posted:What a fruitcake. I really hope people can detect that guy's bullshit from a mile off, I'd hate to think he actually fools anyone with that crap. That's a really great question. Like something a child would ask. Really great. ....is it working?
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Jul 29, 2016 05:22
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The herd could be culled with a series of coming-of-age rituals involving games of chicken, jumping over angry bulls, and other feats of strength.
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Jul 29, 2016 17:21
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Moridin920 posted:that's some D.E.N.N.I.S. poo poo right there Yes, but first you have to demonstrate value. *sad trombone*
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Jul 29, 2016 17:22
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WampaLord posted:But the guy in the top picture is pretty good looking? Well, now you know what they think they look like.
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Aug 5, 2016 18:08
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Is that a turnip?
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Aug 5, 2016 18:42
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mind the walrus posted:The amount of grief these guys could save with even a little effort is astonishing. Effort? Effort!! HDU! Pussy is supposed to literally fall out of the sky into their laps. Srs, tho. RooshV bitched about having to wipe his own rear end to impress the ladies. For real. He resents having to wipe his own rear end.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:04
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http://www.rooshv.com/men-must-groom-more-than-cats-to-get-laid The title is "Men Must Groom More Than Cats To Get Laid." If RooshV can actually lick his own balls, he needs to provide YouTube video training for his minions. It could solve a lot of problems.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:09
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Varg posted:I think if more guys stopped trying to get girls to like the music they like, and instead just pretended to like EDM, they would have more success This is so true.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:36
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Pick posted:the ultimate Nice Guy music is Rhapsody or any other type of metal that you can understand and strongly features elves "I like ICP for the hidden messages about the dark circus. It's a metaphor for life, man."
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Aug 5, 2016 19:44
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...and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:59
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A Strange Aeon posted:anyone remember Dashboard Confessional? Are they the "her hair is everywhere" guys?
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Aug 5, 2016 20:43
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behold! the not-so-rare angry 16-year-old male in the wild. if we stay very still, he will begin the flailing dance of post-pubescent confusion. let's watch.
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Aug 5, 2016 23:54
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Moridin920 posted:presented without comment Does this mean that the standard girl-girl-guy threesome is no longer Sexual Fantasy Numero Uno? What has it moved onto? Robot sex? My Little Pony?
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Aug 10, 2016 23:39
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Is that Nice Guy fanfic? WTF did I just read?
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Aug 11, 2016 17:24
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It made no mentions of BMWs. How was I to know?
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Aug 11, 2016 17:28
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So... he just went to Sbarro at the mall, and he waited for high school girls to come up and offer to bang him? And it didn't work? Curse the gynocracy.
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Aug 11, 2016 17:32
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Maybe the bros should all get together and decide that the standard issue man-uniform will be t-shirt with one's own personal cock shot on it. That way everyone knows what they're getting into right at the beginning.
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Aug 11, 2016 17:41
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Captain Yossarian posted:Are there "nice guys" homosexuals? 🤔 They have a different mode of attack, from what I understand.
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Aug 11, 2016 18:14
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E1M1 posted:my demographic tends to hew toward the depressive punk-hipster crowd so dive bar comfort is a strong predictor for our compatibility and also crippling mood disorders Well, it's good to know that normal people still actually exist, and the world isn't entirely filled with fedoranerds, "jocks," pretty girls, and invisibleunwomen.
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Aug 11, 2016 23:52
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I just treat women like im dealing with an autist and, lol it works like 99 percent of the time You ask only yes and no questions, and you don't make any sudden moves?
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Aug 11, 2016 23:53
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Carmant posted:Why would u pay for the whole date instead of splitting the check. That seems dumb as hell. Unless your date is poor or something and youve got more money Because of The Implication.
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Aug 11, 2016 23:58
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I was under the impression that the young people do not do the actual dates anymore, anyway.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:04
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superjew posted:but for the grace of god went I I seriously feel this way every time I accidentally encounter facebook pictures of someone I used to know in college, who is on the royal court of their local amtgard shire. In their late 30's. And I know more than one of those. Somehow, I dodged a bullet.
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Aug 12, 2016 21:40
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Dad Bod only happens if you used to be in good shape, though. It's not "I am fat and weak, because I have always been fat and weak." Honestly, there is a subset of fat nerd that is actually womanly-looking. It's gotta be hormonal. I don't know how else to describe it. And those dudes never, ever had a heyday.
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Aug 12, 2016 22:34
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Decebal posted:I wonder how our Copper Age ancestors did courtship or if they had these kinds of difficulties ? Nice guys, being puny and weak, were all dead by 16 from childhood illness, livestock accidents, parental beatings, starvation, avalanches, hazing, and extreme lack of gaming. Dudes like that did not survive manhood initiation rituals.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:49
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CubanMissile posted:Rollo is the sexiest Viking putting aside how much of traitor he is. A sexy traitor.
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Aug 17, 2016 01:24
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:They must come from some pretty broken homes. Well, which would you pick, if you were a sad manbaby consoling his inner child? "Daddy didn't actually give a living loving poo poo about me, and he never did," or "Evil feminist gynocracy must have kept him away!" I mean, my dad still blames my mom for the fact that he was a deadbeat who preferred to be a giant, cowardly child. Still. Thirty someodd years later. I am just capable of seeing that, no, in fact, my mother didn't make him move across the country and never, ever call. She didn't make him set up a franchise family in another state. He did that poo poo on his own initiative. But it's a lot more fun and self-gratifying for him to pretend that he would have been a good dad, in some alterna-universe, but my mother and the courts somehow prevented it. He gets to do exactly whatever least-resistance lazy poo poo he wants that way, while patting himself on the back for being a Theoretical Good Dad, and he gets sympathy for it from people who buy that whole line of BS. It's a self-righteous feelz sammich for him. So, basically, I just assume those MGTOW guys are just like him.
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Aug 17, 2016 19:00
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:MGTOW: I feel like the subtext here is absolutely, "Chicks don't like my anime diaper porn," and "No one cooks Hamburger Helper like my mom."
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Aug 18, 2016 16:52
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Them wimmins're all Courtneys!
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I think exceptions should be made for surprise Miracle Whip. If you know it's coming, just deal, but you know, if it's bombing your mouth with no warning whatsoever, that should be considered a food war crime.
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Aug 20, 2016 00:59
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Unibomber seeks companion.
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Aug 22, 2016 22:40
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I cannot be the only person who cringes at the mere mention of "mixed martial arts," right? It's like the new, 'my hands are registered as a weapon in this state."
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Aug 22, 2016 22:43
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Don't young lawyers work 100 hours a week? Where are they supposed to find the time to gym hard enough to be adequately ornamental for lonely internet dudebro? Such mystery.
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Aug 25, 2016 19:34
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Rufus T. Turnbuckle posted:I was overweight my whole life and recently I lost a lot of weight (like, a lot) and this is the thing that hosed me up the most. Going from being actively ignored by everyone to being stopped in the grocery store by a woman "just curious how [my] day is going" really got in my head. For a few months I was genuinely depressed that people were nice to me now because I wasn't fat. I would just like to point out: that happens to people who get cancer. Can you imagine? "Oh, wow, you look great! What's your secret?" LITERAL DYING. THAT IS LE SEEKREET.
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Aug 25, 2016 19:36
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