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Pick holy poo poo that story is horrifying  also hmu I heard you like spiders beets and misidentifying babies as fruit
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Pick posted:One of my female friends in particular absolutely terrifies the poo poo out of men (and a lot of women), so I've never introduced any man friends to her. Wait what? What's her story? Curdy Lemonstan posted:Its absolutely okay to control your social circles. The guy described was totally weird about it though. My friend is dating a guy who, in the early days of their relationship, instructed her not to make their status obvious at their gaming group thing because nerd cliques are ticking timebombs for stupid childish drama. I told her to call him out on that bullshit but she defended it by going on about how friends are hard for her to make/keep and other such nerd social fallacy stuff we've all heard before. They've been together for like 8 years now. We hang out sometimes and he's (well, both are) goon central but he's actually super nice and doesn't do the controlling stuff anymore.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:51
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Aug 7, 2016 06:55
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is rare bread like a rare steak? is it like the soggy crust of a pizza if it's undercooked?
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Aug 7, 2016 08:12
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this lady fucks houses, cars, dogs, and money. guy kind of deserves it if he didn't see the warning signs of crazy before marriage
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Aug 7, 2016 20:04
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Facebook Aunt posted:What I don't get is that if, as a guy, you don't actually want to be friends with women and think the only reason to date is for sex . . . why not just masturbate? Masturbation is awesome. Easy orgasms without any negotiation or drama. Why get bitter about how hard it is to get a lady to help you have orgasms when orgasms are so easy to have without one? Lefty and Righty never let you down. lol everyone get a load of this virgin
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Aug 7, 2016 22:23
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Facebook Aunt posted:I was baffled and stayed polite, but I was thinking: "It's an MMO. You don't know what country I'm in. My age. You don't even now if I"m really a girl, or just a guy with a feminine name. I could be fat, hairy, wall-eyed, be covered in burn scars and have a penis. Why is this guy getting bent out of shape over a 'girl' he knows literally nothing about?" this is what desperation looks like
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Aug 8, 2016 00:53
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Wait, i never read his manifesto. Did he really get pissed off that saying "Hey mom, go gently caress a rich guy so we can have money" didn't work in his favor? it contains a bunch of neat stuff, like incestuous voyeurism! quote:I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. Wikiquote has a ton of highlights: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Elliot_Rodger
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or maybe some women have had really lovely past experiences with men, which is a very common phenomenon from what I gather, and it affected how they trust or perceive the intentions of strangers? I dunno it doesn't seem very complicated to me or did you just ignore all the stories about and texts of men posted itt being aggressive and violent because a girl had the audacity to not be interested in them?
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Aug 8, 2016 07:23
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Pot Of Shoe posted:Are you a woman? Nah Pot Of Shoe posted:I have had experiences with abuse from men from the time I was 14 up until about 3 years ago. Nothing as serious as a rape thank god, but there have been times when a creeper has scared me or a boyfriend has gotten violent, or I've dealt with aggressive guys online who can't take a hint, or a rejected guy who won't stop contacting me. I don't let that color my whole opinion of an entire gender just as I hope guys with bad experiences with women don't do the same. It's almost like you have to take everyone on a person by person basis. Hey it's great that you don't seem to have those kind of hangups! I'm not saying the vigilance and anxiety around men is necessarily right or wrong, I'm just saying it's easy to see why it happens.
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Aug 8, 2016 09:14
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Aug 8, 2016 22:57
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah, and you're in it, "buddy". 
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Aug 8, 2016 23:04
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Pick posted:does Arilus cristatus look like a table saw are you trying to tell me bugs, the only friends I've ever known, are actually my enemies? but... I trusted them... 
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Aug 9, 2016 00:37
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Aug 9, 2016 19:47
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do all women carry dangerous weapons like tasers and poo poo
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Aug 10, 2016 20:39
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SciFiDownBeat posted:from an evolutionary standpoint, why is it necessary for use to reproduce sexually rather than asexually? was it so hard for nature to have sapient organisms that also reproduce via budding? Sexual reproduction is beneficial because it introduces variation to the genepool so if you happen to have a genome that makes you vulnerable to a certain disease/chemical/whatever it won't make your pathetic species extinct. e: gently caress pick there should only be one biologist posting in gbs at a time 
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Aug 10, 2016 23:49
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darkhand posted:Wouldn't it be pretty hard to reproductively outpace a species that actively enjoys the pleasure of sex define "outpace" because humans have a gestation period of none months and take nearly 20 years to become sexually mature. compare to the humble bedbug which matures in two months, can lay hundreds of eggs in its lifetime, and reproduces exclusively by males stabbing females in the gut with their stiletto dicks because females evolved to have a plugged up birth canal to prevent unwanted matings but evolution is a fucker like that.
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Aug 11, 2016 00:06
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PallasAthene posted:Growing up in Florida, I saw many a dolphin use pilings and boat hulls to masturbate. One of them used to hang around the slip where my dad kept his boat and float on his back and rub his dolphin junk on tie ropes that were hanging into or just above the water until he got off. well if you think you're so smart how would you do it if you didn't have arms and lived in the ocean??
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Aug 11, 2016 03:36
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Pick posted:They should buy Sybians, those things rock. I want my own someday Yes let's just submerge a 500w industrial strength vibrator in the ocean so dolphins can gently caress it lol
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Aug 11, 2016 03:48
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rgocs posted:Well, evidently by using a decapitated fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U Dolphins are hella smart, goddamn.
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I like your username but I have an important question: Hangar or Slipgate Complex?
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E1M1 posted:LIKE IT'S EVEN A QUESTION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw Just making sure man
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Pick posted:I have a specific end-date in mind for posting which I hoooope is not too far off Pick don't go 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:21
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Pick posted:YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES I no joke once had a girl tell me this song reminded her of me because it's about bugs. could I have gotten laid? I dunno Pick posted:If I was daating a guy and he told me to go gently caress other guys so I could experience better penises I would blow my loving lid. god drat your wee wee isn't the loving point of this dance inferiority complexes go weird places when it starts to become fetishized
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Aug 11, 2016 21:12
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Moridin920 posted:Let's not derail about cvck stuff my friends Dang
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Aug 11, 2016 21:23
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Decebal posted:That's some 50's mentality bro. Never met a guy who wasn't pleased by getting attention from women. Being happy about getting sexual attention from them and respecting them are not the same you oaf
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SciFiDownBeat posted:ew god don't remind me dude really loved loving the farts out of his wife's butt
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Aug 11, 2016 22:03
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Pick posted:wtf you didn't even acknowledge my firefly joke, and it was loving topical considerng the early owl city post got dammit mak0rz get it together Geez alright! Sorry! I didn't recognize them and had to look it up. Holy poo poo: Wikipedia posted:These are the femme fatale lightning bugs of North America. This common name refers to a behavior of the adult females of these predatory beetles: they engage in aggressive mimicry, imitating the light signals of other firefly species' females to attract, kill, and eat the males.
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Aug 11, 2016 22:12
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CubanMissile posted:lol at anyone who hasn't come to grips with the possibility that someone they're attracted to may have slept with a bunch of people they wouldn't approve of, and isn't at peace with it. Leon Einstein posted:It's the only time I agree with the don't ask, don't tell policy. gently caress babies who want to hold poo poo against you from when you didn't even know them. In high school I went on a couple of dates with a girl that was known by literally everyone in the surrounding towns (I grew up in a rural area where kids from seven towns would go to the same school) as a girl who really got around and one guy said to me "Dude if you kissed her do you have any idea how many cocks you sucked!??" I was like okay whatever. I mean I knew she dated and probably banged a lot of dudes but I was more disturbed by the implication that she hadn't brushed her teeth in years. Then I dated a girl with a similar reputation for like eight months and that same guy said he once asked her to blow him for a bag of Cheetos. Rumor has it that she did it but I didn't bother to ask her to verify because she was my girlfriend and that would be rude. rural Newfoundland is an interesting place to grow up. Edit: It may have been Doritos. Can't remember.
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Tumble posted:I think there was like, maybe one time where I took a girl out and she expected me to pay. It was a cocktail bar too, so the tab was like $75 and she got pissed at me for suggesting we split the bill. She said "Oh I didn't bring any money" and I told her she better go get some. That liar had money after all. One of the girls I worked with last year told me she went to a bar and a stranger walked up to her and took out his phone and proceeded to show her his bank account she was like "Are you kidding me right now?" and ignored him but as the night went on she kept going to him asking him to buy her drinks because she knew he could afford it and he'd loving do it no questions asked lmao
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CubanMissile posted:Stories like that always crop up around high school girls. Doesn't matter. Nothing teenagers say is real and even if it was everyone has slutty phases. I mean I'm pretty sure there was a lot of truth behind those stories for both girls. The second one (my first girlfriend) kinda had hosed up social and self worth issues because her family were Salvation Army captains and moved to/from like 7 different towns growing up as they kept getting restationed or whatever it is they do in that weird church. A lot of people were really mean to her just because she was weird and a new kid. Maybe this is confirmation bias but I feel like socially awkward girls get way shittier treatment in rural areas than awkward dudes do. All of the girls hated her and didn't want her around so she hung out with all of us nerdy rejects even though we had nothing in common. I feel like the only reason we started dating at all is because I was one of the few guys that was actually nice to her In the end she broke up with me after loving a dude at the church camp she was working at that summer  CubanMissile posted:Don't have dinner on first dates. It's too formal for anyone to be really comfortable. Do something fun instead. But holy poo poo goons if you do have dinner then pay for it you tightwad. Yeah, if you want to sit down and eat/drink then go to a pub or a cafe. Also don't go to movies for first dates. I keep telling people that is a stupid idea but they always do it. Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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SneakyFrog posted:uhm. thats a dive bar girl, (assuming she knows the place as an utter horrible dive) she should be down, some folks arent dive bar ladies. I hooked up with this one girl in college a couple of times. It didn't really go anywhere but we became friends and hung out every now and then. Once we went to a bar and she ordered a pitcher of beer for us. I only had one glass because I was driving and when the barmaid handed her a glass she just shook her head an pushed it away and proceeded to drink straight from the pitcher. She was pretty rad  One dude at the bar decided to order shots (all Pornstars) to everyone in an attempt to impress a couple of girls. He must have dropped like $60 on that one round and shortly after the girls he was talking to just left the bar to go somewhere else lol.
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Toph Bei Fong posted:What's worse is that, according to an English major friend of mine, Nora was illiterate when he started sending her these letters, so she'd have to go find someone at the hotel she worked at, and they'd be read out loud for all the girls there to hear. loving lol this is the first I've ever heard this detail.
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I worked with horse people all summer last year and I can confirm they are indeed the worst people
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ishikabibble posted:I wonder how many of those people just do it because they have an exhibitionism fetish or something. I'm gonna go with 100%
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Zzulu posted:Thats nice and all but where's the performance art of a guy stuffing his butt full of spaghetti or something and making GBS threads it out on a canvas? Whys it always gotta be women There was that one gay dude who decided to have a live showing of him getting hosed in the butt by another dude for the first time, but he either chickened out or purposefully misdirected people and instead wrote poo poo on his body, had people cut his hair, and then invited audience members into a shack to shove bananas into his mouth while he stared at them angrily http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/19437/1/clayton-pettet-art-school-stole-my-virginity-what-actually-happened-interview also lol: quote:"Performance art is poo poo. Get a grip and pick up a loving paintbrush”.
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Pick posted:If performance art is just being a huge weird aggro shitheap then SA is the greatest hotbed of performance art in history I guess the difference is that SA doesn't claim to be art or... maybe that makes it the most brilliant performance art of all???
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I own two hats: a black wool toque for winter and a Wilson baseball cap that used to be black but is now a nasty brown color from sun bleaching that I only wear outside the summer because I shave my head and don't want to get cancer
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SirSamVimes posted:man all the mocking of rodgers and nobody bothered to point out he literally quoted a world of warcraft villain Oh are we back to Rodger quotes now? quote:I needed two working handguns at the same time, as that was how I planned to commit suicide; with two simultaneous shots to the head.
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