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NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

this seems like the best possible time to get in on this thread

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NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i'm a man and i came to this thread to find out if i am bad.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

a double whammy! i'm EXTREMELY white.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i'm a nice straight white guy though

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i had a girlfriend once.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Bored posted:

No. You are a cool guy. I remember you from zergfluids threads.

this owns.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pot Of Shoe posted:

NomChomp is a legit cool dude who used to come around goontube but is too cool for that poo poo now :(

Writin' my thesis broh. I ain't got time for nothin' no more broh.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

hey don't feel so bad, when I was a sophomore in HS I had a cute girl actually kiss me on the lips and I still didn't get the message that hey maybe she liked me

a month later she even was like 'hey so... remember that night the other week?' obv trying to get me to say 'oh yeah when you kissed me? let's go out!' or something but I just blushed a bit and said 'I dunno what you're talking about' which I assume was the last straw bc she got pretty visibly upset and never expressed any interest again

:(

I had things like this happen to varying degrees and didn't realize it until recently but the chiefest offense I ever committed of being a big dumb moron was when this girl in high school who was always very touchy feely with me invited me to her house while her parents weren't home so we could watch a movie.

I don't think she actually wanted to watch a movie but that's all we did because I was too scared and stupid to do anything. She didn't wanna hang out with me anymore after that.

Here's to the dumb idiots among us!

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

CrazyLoon posted:

Oh goddamit, that was his name! Zergfluid is the guy I earlier ITT referenced as where I first heard the term 'sexual marketplace' bandied about lmao. Felt p surreal to see that guy just posting non-loving-stop for as long as he did, tho he did get perma'd in the end I think.

Was this term his own or just general PUA/Nice guy lingo he picked up from elsewhere tho?

ˇ Greetings, fellow teen retardicus.

I don't think he invented it, some other idiot piece of poo poo did. But it's pretty dumb.

Why is everyone mad at pick? I like pick she doesn't sound half as retarded as a lot of other goons.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

poo poo that's some next level negatories there.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

also whoever mentioned making fun of dragon age 2: all my friends are allowed to make fun of dragon age 2 to their heart's content, even though it is the best video game ever

You know what pick we're friends now and that means I have to be honest with you because that's what friends do but here goes: while dragon age 2 was Fun, it was Lazy and they reused too many resources.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

Both valid points. However, that was in large part due to its very short development cycle, where the short development cycle was a huge part of how it turned out so great. For example, if the game had more time for writing and editing, they probably wouldn't have had the scene with the "Tranquil Solution" where they draw a completely inappropriate parallel between real-life Jews and satanic wizards. Or the part where your whiny schizophrenic friend chastises you for dating anyone aside from him, while on a quest to collect bat droppings for him, which he will use to 9/11 a granny

Inquisition really lacked those moments.

Inquisition's cadre of characters was the weakest of the three games.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

It's a stark contrast to dark souls where you have no friends. There are no nice guys in dark souls.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Groovelord Neato posted:

solaire?? siegmeyer??

Yeah okay you have some friends but they all go hollow and die.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Mr. 47 posted:

It would be down right loving lovely if I could have one genuine conversation on the internet with other men about being men and related issues without these dipshit red pillers loving it up with their sad, misogynistic bullshit.

My girlfriend talks occasionally about an SA lady thread that's really great and I resent that I don't have a similar outlet or resource because of these dickless fucks.

I've got a bump on my nut and I'm really worried :(

begin manchat

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i thought we trusted each other

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Never trust your penis.

Seriously, you should get it checked out. Probably just epididymitis, which usually won't need anything more than a brief round of antibiotics, if that.

Got an appointment on Thursday because not only am I a Man(tm) I am also Responsible(r)

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

lohli posted:

I'm a huge introverted shut in manchild and met a lady through a friend, we got to know eachother a little better over the course of a couple of weeks with occasional friendly chats about mutual interests and then eventually I worked up the courage to say "I hope this doesn't make things awkward but I think you're cute" and then she said "I think you're cute/handome too" and now we're talking about spending more time together. I imagine if I'd immediately gone the "ey gurl, u wan sum fuk?!" route things would have probably gone about as well as it has for all these incel guys that ask hundreds of women out with no success.

Above all else, the guys in that Shy Guys doc and the incel subreddit seemed like they were mostly just lonely and looking for companionship, it seems like the focus on getting laid is misplaced. It's totally ok to only be interested in people for just sex but it seems like these guys might do better via some kind of "Get to know women as if they are also real life human beings with wants and feelings"-event, regular old speed-dating or whatever.

I reckon most of these dudes, if they do actually get laid, will feel incredibly hollow afterwards, having heaped all of this unreasonable poo poo on top of having sex.

I'm pretty sure the pseudo-friendship that comes from being part of a community has them refraining from just paying for sex.

A lot of them could have an undiagnosed personality disorder. I've got avoidant personality disorder and without CBT I'd be a fuckin wreck because with it you basically feel worthless regardless of how positive other people are toward you, and while you desperate want to love and be loved you feel like it is totally impossible.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

I have known men like you, and know men like you, and I try to be especially kind to y'all. It is a real shame that therapy is so stigmatized. (Not ironic)

Yeah there can be a stigma I suppose, I guess I might really just be lucky not to have encountered it that much. People who think mental health conditions or mental health treatment are a joke are ignorant as hell and not really worth talking to in my opinion.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

So my take away from those comics is that this dude sees all human beings as like porn characters?

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

If a goofy fat dork like me could make sex happen I am pretty sure most people could, but I also haven't really ever met someone too broken to make that happen. I only ever see them online.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

poisonpill posted:

Holy poo poo, that's all it takes to be in the top 1%? This is like finding out the Koch Brothers make $65k between them

Not when you're so unsuccessful from your decades of not going outside that people with regular jobs are like ancient deities with immense power and wealth.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Americans don't say stuff like "having a ___________"

we say "taking a _____________"

Because we take what we want it's baller as gently caress

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i love and appreciate all of you.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

For all you guys making GBS threads on "you'ns" it's kind of an archaic and dying expression from the south. My grandma still uses it a lot, but she's 86. All of these problems can be blamed on the fact that English, as a language, does not have a good plural for the word "you."

German does, it's "ihr."

And a bunch of other languages do, but I don't know what they are.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

In the spirit of this thread I think we should all try being a little nicer to one another.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Since I think I've been the nicest so far, everyone in the thread has to have sex with me.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Yeah I'm counting on it.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

Rodger is the basically a great example of personality means everything(mostly) the dude had all the poo poo the incells say women want(cept the foot long dick) but he was such a egotistical oval office, he couldnt get any girls(that and he didnt even try, he literally thought they would just walk up and be his) I am curious what kind of mental illness he had (other then narcissism.) I assume some sort of autism.

It's because certain people who are narcissistic are actually sort of paralyzed by it because living in a fantasy world is more rewarding than actually getting out there and risking getting hurt.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Didn't he also go around dumping coffee on couples who were out having a good time?

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

this fuckin girl keeps asking me for stuff and i keep giving it to her ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

all my emotional support and services are being stolen from me by these drat women

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

if only there were some way i could stop this lady from making me do stuff for her god please why

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i am personally, emotionally, and financially ruined now because this gosh darn woman keeps forcing me to perform services for her and there is literally nothing i can do to stop her from asking or myself from complying.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i have this barrel full of apples i am selling so i put this sign on there that says free apples but i expect money for them but these goddamn apple thiefs keep walkin up taking my apples

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

nice guys shouldn't be allowed to buy guns only jerks

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

gunzoned

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

The first cody i ever met was a dog so all people named cody are actually dog people imho

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

CubanMissile posted:

I don't know man. My girlfriend's dog is around ALL THE TIME. He just stares at her. Every time she calls his name he runs over. Listens to her problems, cuddles whenever she wants, even sleeps on her bed. But who's the one who's the one who has to sit in the living room when I come over to bang that rear end out? That's right, Roo does. It's gotta be torture for him. lol, he's never gonna get to gently caress. Dude has no balls.

:staredog:

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NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

if only there was some kind of magic word to make these women stop taking my goods and services for free that i give them willingly

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