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He needed to kill himself Like a disgraced samurai committing ritual suicide
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It doesnt have to be fat girls, it can be cripples or insane people as well
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Jul 25, 2016 06:35
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All the MRA's want the beautiful woman on their arm even though most of them look like sad sacks of refuse This is their actual league and they refuse to admit it:  
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Jul 26, 2016 06:38
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thats insane, would you know how long it'd take to fake a few text blurbs like that? At least a couple of minutes, man no one is mad enough to spend all that effort
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Jul 26, 2016 17:56
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I deny the girl both my attention and my cock until at least 40 days have passed. If she's still there after that, it is time for impregnation
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Jul 26, 2016 20:09
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I am a bad person and I want nothing more than to find another bad person to be with
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Aug 7, 2016 19:42
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I tell people i'm a lesbian all the time, it's very confusing
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Aug 8, 2016 14:18
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When I talk to women on dates I simply pretend that they're people in order to strike up some sort of conversation. It usually works pretty well
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Aug 10, 2016 23:41
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sex is all about viruses
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Aug 10, 2016 23:53
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Hello! Do you wish to fit your arm inside of me? Merely follow me to the cab
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Aug 11, 2016 00:01
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Aug 11, 2016 00:13
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Pick posted:I'm probably too quick to assume something a guy does means "No, not interested" too, because the older I get the more I realize that they often don't realize some of the things they're signaling. sounds like a retarded guy mate, good thing you steered clear of that mess
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Aug 11, 2016 20:43
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Pick posted:I actually like awkward guys but they are hard to date Why are you attracted to bad things
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Aug 11, 2016 20:46
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Beards only look good on a) pretty people b) super buff dudes Sorry, rest of humanity
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Aug 11, 2016 20:51
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I invite all my first dates to my Mancave where I show off my figurines and anime collection
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Aug 11, 2016 22:34
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How do you deal with autists?
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Aug 11, 2016 23:00
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If you lift heavy thing, the smart part of your brain instantly degenerates and the dumb bits of your brain activate
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Aug 12, 2016 23:13
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Thats nice and all but where's the performance art of a guy stuffing his butt full of spaghetti or something and making GBS threads it out on a canvas? Whys it always gotta be women
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Aug 14, 2016 17:15
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but women like dicks!!!
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Aug 21, 2016 14:53
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Groovelord Neato posted:uh because you don't get anywhere sending lovely messages? you still have to send a decent opener. this is not true ive never used some lame opener on tinder and almost always get replieso
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Aug 21, 2016 15:00
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vaginas lool wayyyy weirder imo
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Aug 21, 2016 17:03
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I like it when girls say i have nice muscles Its okay when guys say it too, but not as hot Should i compliment girls on their muscles too??
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Aug 25, 2016 11:56
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You can be fat, you can be thin, you're all welcome with me and my penis
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Aug 25, 2016 19:18
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Elliot rodgers would have been a really funny story if he just killed homself, but instead he had to take innocent normals with him in death, which is sad 
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Aug 26, 2016 12:53
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I mean can you imagine being killed by that dork Youd never live it down in valhalla
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Aug 26, 2016 12:54
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If you're ugly you're just playing the game on hardmode, that's all. Just means you gotta get better at it the game of LIFE :O
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Aug 27, 2016 08:21
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amputees are gross but i will fight to the death for their right to be amputees
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Aug 27, 2016 21:49
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seeems to me that these nice guys are actually assholes? Which means assholes finish last? omg
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Aug 28, 2016 14:12
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you must not allow the woman to be on top, for that is a position of weakness for the man and you must never be weak!!1
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Aug 28, 2016 18:18
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loving slut whores who have sex with me. I am constantly having sex with women and I am awesome but this girl who just had sex with me, god what a STUPID SLUTTY WHORE i have no respect for a person who so easily has sex with people *continues to have sex with people he dont even like*
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Aug 28, 2016 21:14
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The only way to make a woman cum for real is by shoving your fist and arm into her vagine i dont care how big your penises is, a arm is way bigger and will produce the most orgasm
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Aug 30, 2016 08:02
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Im a nice person i am good in order to sex? i use tinder annd chat with strangers, then we meet and have a drink and them we pörk itd not very complicsted, you dint need diagrams or matrixes to do it
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Aug 31, 2016 08:44
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Cumslut1895 posted:not that depressed, not that angry. It's just a bit like generations-deep wealthy people with massive trust funds telling poor people that they just need to work harder this is so dumb most people are ugly or mediocre looking and most of them get partners
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Aug 31, 2016 08:48
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I wish there were nice guy ladies so i could just smile at them and then wed pork
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Aug 31, 2016 16:00
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im gobna start pretending to be a girl on the internet and mine these creepers for their coin
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Sep 1, 2016 12:53
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The Real Foogla posted:thats literally illegal, have fun in prison criminal scum yeah fucker, im a girl spiritually so its ok now buy stufff for me and ill send u a pic of my boobs (moobs)
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Sep 1, 2016 13:12
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girls think poo is sexy, idiot
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Sep 1, 2016 15:44
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His mom is hotter than my wife
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Sep 1, 2016 19:12
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who needs a whore bithc human woman when i can have elfs and aliens??
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Fortunately you don't need to be handsome as a man to be attractive
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