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You can look at girls and nobody can stop you. It's pretty pleasant in its own right and you can be as perverted and blatant about it as you wish. But touch them and all bets are off. Imprisonment, rabies, struck by lightning, alimony and being banned from the premises are just a few of the dangers associated with touching women. Just take a gander and if one looks back smile a toothy goon grin. Maybe she smiles too. Pleasure without pain.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress is wrong with you? Everything.
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Jul 24, 2016 22:56
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*makes a silly joke* Some Guy: What the #@$! is wrong with you!?!?
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Jul 24, 2016 23:01
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Most people in general don't have the courage to break the ice because it's a cold world and most people are strangers to one another. Gender dynamics generally places the onus on men for this and these cowardly men are isolated and disarmed by their own impotence. Rage is vented at women, at the self, etc, etc you know the drill.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:14
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Whatev posted:I think it's much more than they are dickless little babies who are terrified or rejection Is it?! Why do you have to make everything so complicated?
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Jul 25, 2016 01:54
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a hole-y ghost posted:I'm not too clear on this concept of "total rejection" but I think it might be death?? Total rejection of contiguous motion.
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Jul 25, 2016 01:55
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Guys just need to stop being ugly or to grow some balls. Then they need to go through the enormous learning curve of learning how to deal with women. Ugly guys could just get rich or famous. There is no reason to pity men.
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Jul 25, 2016 01:59
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:As a hideously ugly fat man, I agree. I could totally get rich if I wanted to, which I of course do not, which is why I am poor. I am poor and I know that this is true. Money is out there and there are people who cheat, lie, trade honestly and amaze fools to get it. The only reason you don't have money is because you haven't done the right thing yet.
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Jul 25, 2016 02:06
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I'm just nice and respect money. Not like all those jerks out there that treat money like their whore, and lie and cheat to get with it. If money would just give me a chance I'd put Mutual funds... lol. Sorry dude but you have to break down walls to reach the most beautiful princess - the almighty dollar.
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Jul 25, 2016 02:10
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You can tell if she wants the D if she's smiling too much or if there's a lilt in the melody of the voice.
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Aug 25, 2016 23:03
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Moridin920 posted:e: though i think there might be something to the hair thing the jury is out on that one Everything I said was legit. Touching hair is ambiguous because she might be self-conscious or nervous. It's not a certain signal, simply a hopeful one.
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Aug 25, 2016 23:28
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Captain Yossarian posted:I am actually glad Dare is back he is a nice counter balance to all the garbage d&d posts I've seen in my beloved gbs lately His mental illness is perfectly fitted for the forums.
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Aug 26, 2016 01:07
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King Vidiot posted:Who the gently caress is Dare is he the guy who just posts crazy word salad and has been popping up in GBS threads talking to nobody and saying nothing? Lurk more.
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Aug 26, 2016 01:09
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Gorilla Salad posted:Think I found it. lmaooo
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Aug 26, 2016 16:25
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lohli posted:To be married is to shackle yourself emotionally and financially to a creature they've generally denigrated as some kind of mythical beast with a venus-fly-trap like vagina designed to snare alpha providers. What?
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Aug 27, 2016 03:38
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lohli posted:Exactly. Um............. Ok.
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Aug 27, 2016 03:45
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Decrepus posted:Do you not understand how to differentiate between a seriouspost and a jokepost. Not even remotely. Please make these murky waters clear again.
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Aug 27, 2016 04:03
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Decrepus posted:What? What do you think?
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Aug 27, 2016 04:08
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Redmanred posted:That and decent hygiene. gently caress off, no one notices unless you smell like a dumpster.
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Aug 27, 2016 15:40
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Gorilla Salad posted:No, they really do. Go take a shower and brush your teeth you pig. *farts*
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Aug 27, 2016 16:05
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I want girl
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Aug 27, 2016 17:04
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gigawhite posted:Shockingly the majority of humankind still manages to gently caress and procreate despite not being in the upper 10% of attractiveness. It usually involves finding the right people for you and not keeping a journal where you categorize everyday occurrences based on which rendition of Doctor Who it would have happened to I don't know how they do it. I just look at stills of pussies and jerk my dead gay dick all day. Moon Atari posted:I have been cvcked by men far less attractive or even 'alpha' than me, if I must phrase it in language that even angry incels can understand while also keeping with thread tradition by oversharing in a way that reflects poorly on my image as someone too cool for all this. Don't worry man... we're all alphas here.
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Aug 27, 2016 17:31
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I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded. An old flame just liked a 3 month old facebook post. We'll see.
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Aug 27, 2016 17:47
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Salty Josh posted:That can be said for both genders man. Yeah. Guys like to talk poo poo about it but over 79% of us are too dumb to deserve to live.
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Aug 27, 2016 17:56
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Moon Atari posted:But don't you want your partner to see you as an equal? I am at least a 6. I'm in my prime motherfucker.
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Aug 27, 2016 17:57
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Moon Atari posted:Referring to the appearance or IQ part? IQ is sub-normal but I'm definitely a 6
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Aug 27, 2016 18:00
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Moon Atari posted:I'm sorry I can't help it, don't be hurt. It's OK you consistently post good.
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Aug 27, 2016 18:01
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Moon Atari posted:also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices. Suck my dick.
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Aug 27, 2016 18:24
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Moridin920 posted:i love when people match on Tinder then proceed to go 'You're on Tinder YOU MUST BE A SLUT' I love when I do all the footwork and the 6 decides to ghost.
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Aug 27, 2016 19:16
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Moon Atari posted:Tell me what I'm saying? I'm feeling pretty good about it. You pissed off the hivemind. You die today.
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Aug 27, 2016 21:50
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Hmm... misspost.
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Aug 27, 2016 23:22
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Cordon bleu posted:Low dose DMT in a joint is basically 100x better than good MDMA for empathy and free love, and shorter, and gets the job done quick. Those machine elves be working on your frontal cortex even when you not ego deathing. When I smoked DMT the first hit just felt like shrooms.
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Currently taking love letters from women with more issues than standards.Gorilla Salad posted:Yeah, men are like dogs. If they don't get properly socialised from a young age they can turn incredibly nasty because they just don't know how to behave. 100% true in the eyes of higher society. Doesn't make us [uncivilized males] bad people, it's just how we're looked at and justifiably so because men are uncivilized.
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Men are risk-takers and if men ruled ipso factotum then the world would be anarchy. Men are the antithesis of society until proven otherwise.
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Cumslut1895 posted:I feel like you are posting from an alternative universe I am describing a world without women as an influence. What is the point of society in that case?
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Sep 17, 2016 07:54
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Cumslut1895 posted:it sounded like you were describing a world run by women You are thinking too small when it comes to anarchy but I do see your point. I think either sex would run awry without the other as a check.
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Sep 17, 2016 08:01
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Zzulu posted:Women have never run anything for long Zzulu posted:gender is a social construct gently caress off back to Sweden or wherever.
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Sep 17, 2016 08:09
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:noah is a nice guy in training Huh? That's not a nice guy, that's a young boy who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to say it out loud. e: I thought it was written by Noah. Never mind me.
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RFC2324 posted:
Some times kids are smart. That memo is definitely beyond the pale though.
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Leroy Dennui posted:It doesn't need to Is whore not an acceptable word to use in its proper definition now? And Yoko/Lennon weirdness aside, he's right. Sex is trivial compared to the comfort a relationship can bring.
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There were just things about that excerpt that struck me as being "nice guy"-esque, like how he refuses to be separated from his waifu and the way he uses the word "whore."