PallasAthene posted:

Pick posted:

tbh I still feel sorry for some nice guys, because they're perfect marks for the women who manipulate them into "poly" relationships that they don't want (and really are more like "you get to pretend you have a girlfriend, and I live here with my actual boyfriend" relationships). whooooph those never go well.

Groovelord Neato posted:

i'd hate to see the vag that could hold all that.

Ratjaculation posted:

women should brag like men about vagina depth

Facebook Aunt posted:

What I don't get is that if, as a guy, you don't actually want to be friends with women and think the only reason to date is for sex . . . why not just masturbate? Masturbation is awesome. Easy orgasms without any negotiation or drama. Why get bitter about how hard it is to get a lady to help you have orgasms when orgasms are so easy to have without one? Lefty and Righty never let you down.

Mak0rz posted:

lol everyone get a load of this virgin

Facebook Aunt posted:

Did you watch the video I quoted?

Don Tacorleone posted:

Yeah but you're a Something Awful forums member, soooo...

Ocrassus posted:

Man I love having such an pathetic and impotent sex drive. It means I don't give two shits about women in low cut tops or their big booties or whatever. It's great, you last forever in bed, and whilst your mates are being lead found the club by their dicks you're just their enjoying some sweet rear end house.

Ocrassus posted:

You guys must take some hardcore drugs/dosages if you're breakin out into sweats.

Don Tacorleone posted:

No drugs just decades of awkwardness

Cumslut1895 posted:

Literally one of the most unpleasant, sad things I've read. still don't see how any of it is funny

mind the walrus posted:

It's not really "ha ha" funny, it's more like an "oh poo poo a guy who is like the worst possible version of us from middle school actually grew up to be an even worse version of that... and then he actually went and killed people holy poo poo if I don't chuckle about this it becomes terrifying and sad in truly horrific ways."

Don Tacorleone posted:

Actually there's guys out there who will murder anyone, regardless of gender

Your obsession with men who will rape and kill you is disturbing and you probably need therapy

Heath posted:

He would have been on top of the world for a year or so, would lavish her with ludicrously expensive gifts, then when the sex dried up (after the third time or so) she would cheat on him and he would be penniless and posting about gold digging sluts on redpill forums and probably go on his killing spree anyway

Pick posted:

does Arilus cristatus look like a table saw