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extra stout posted:at first i thought this was a picture of boogie from youtube It's silly to try to hide behind a mask when you have what looks like a self-portrait on your wall. (Top left.)
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Though it's not like anyone who knows him wouldn't recognize him, even with it on.
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Jul 31, 2016 03:02
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:everybody had the phase in high school, do not sweat I had that phase in high school too and I still sweat. A lot. I am more sweat than man. It helps when I have to go into tight spaces at my job. The sweat lubricates me. Because I sweat. A lot.
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Jul 31, 2016 07:55
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SaltLick posted:where da pro level PUA vids and sweet negs while sarging My former roommate prided himself on being a PUA and had his copy of that book the chase or the game or whatever it's called in a locked glass cabinet. He used to try to get me to be his wingman, making up stupid "my friend can read your mind" games, or maybe those were included in the book? I dunno. They were basically like tell a girl to think of a number between 1 and 10 and tell it to him, then based on the way he phrased it I would be able to know what number it was. (eg 2 was "Guess which number it is" and 5 was "Do you know the number?") I'd always purposely guess wrong because wtf. One night he reprimanded me for not understanding how the system worked and I laughed in his face. By the way, the only girl I ever saw him with resembled an elephant and I only saw her when I went to the kitchen for a glass of water and he was quickly ushering her out the door, literally saying "get out before my roommate sees you."
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The Endbringer posted:My former roommate prided himself on being a PUA and had his copy of that book the chase or the game or whatever it's called in a locked glass cabinet. One time we were going to the bar with a few mutual friends and he told me to but on a different jacket because he didn't want us to look like we were gay. I was wearing the leather jacket I had worn regularly for two years, and he was wearing his leather jacket he had bought that day. I asked him "what do I care if people think we're gay?" and tried to put my arm around him but he just grunted and went into his room and changed.
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Aug 2, 2016 02:37
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The Endbringer posted:One time we were going to the bar with a few mutual friends and he told me to but on a different jacket because he didn't want us to look like we were gay. I was wearing the leather jacket I had worn regularly for two years, and he was wearing his leather jacket he had bought that day. My girlfriend was coming up to visit me and he said "Don't worry, I won't take her away from you  "Then she came up and he tried hitting on her and she told him he was a creep and he went into his room and we could hear him crying.
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Aug 2, 2016 02:41
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The Endbringer posted:My girlfriend was coming up to visit me and he said "Don't worry, I won't take her away from you We had a little room in the house that was probably meant for a washing machine & dryer, that we did nothing with so when people would stay over we would set up a cot and they'd sleep there. One night my friend who was this big 6'7" androgynous Persian dude slept in that room and when I woke up my roommate's door was open. As I was making breakfast I heard the door to the cot room open and close and my roommate ran out with a blanket around his nether regions, then my friend came out completely naked and winked at me. Then got dressed and left. I didn't see my roommate for two weeks, then when I finally did he was adamant that he was not gay. He told me every chance he got. I never asked. 
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The Endbringer posted:We had a little room in the house that was probably meant for a washing machine & dryer, that we did nothing with so when people would stay over we would set up a cot and they'd sleep there. I had to go to the library to do some research for a paper I was writing and I saw him in the back corner just staring like  staring at a probably 13 year old girl who was with her mom.I said hi to him and he did not even look away from this little girl, even her mom noticed his stare.They got out of there quick as gently caress and then he proceeded to acknowledge my presence.
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Aug 2, 2016 02:59
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Anyway, that's my experience with self proclaimed "Pick-Up Artists."
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Aug 2, 2016 03:00
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Pick posted:Is it really dick size? Why do guys think that matters so much? Those men who lack confidence due to penis size would probably find some other flaw with themselves even if they were hung. For instance, I have a small dick. Like ridiculously small. It's like an inchworm, it even moves like one when trying to become erect. Do I care? No. Therefore, women find me attractive. Until I take my pants off anyway, then they just laugh and laugh.
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Aug 2, 2016 04:45
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Sorry, I got carried away with describing my tiny member and forgot my original point. It's that to some, confidence is derived from genitalia, but it really shouldn't be.
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Aug 2, 2016 04:48
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A Man and his dog posted:Lol you have a small dick. And proud of it! Less to carry around. Because it's so loving small. darkhand posted:I'm not sure it's really lack of confidence because a lot of these guys have no problem waking around with really cringey stuff in public. Seems more fear of rejection. They don't ask a girl out they just do "nice" things. They don't try to initiate anything flirty because they see it as douchey. And they hate "douchebags" that ask girls out. Like the guy who holds the door for a girl he doesn't know and then broods because she didn't immediately swoon.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:01
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My username is actually my nickname for my dick because when a girl sees it, it ends the night.
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A Man and his dog posted:Yeah a lot of it probably boils down to social skills at a young age. Because then you get Ted Bundy-like people. CaptainSarcastic posted:Of course I also have a decently large dick, which probably helps. 
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Aug 2, 2016 05:41
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A Man and his dog posted:Sometimes being the nice guy and not getting the girl also works out. Yeah there's nothing like watching those bitches be miserable wtf
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Aug 2, 2016 05:48
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Rutibex posted:you really shouldn't ever "be rejected". play it cool and sense the vibe of people before trying to romance them. don't ask girls on "dates" thats too much pressure, just hang out and make a move if the vibe is appropriate. I ask girls out for dates then I show up at their houses with a bowl of dates and we eat them then I go home
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Aug 2, 2016 06:16
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Rutibex posted:thats not really going "out" for dates than is it? your not following through yeah it is I go out of my house therefore it's "going out" duhhh
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Aug 2, 2016 06:23
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and then we eat the dates outside so they are "going out" too why am I even explaining this?
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Aug 2, 2016 06:26
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This is like the text version of that muted trumpet sound from the Peanuts cartoons. I've read it three times and still can't remember a single drat word.
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Aug 2, 2016 12:16
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I just go around and congratulate every woman I see on her future baby, most get offended but every once in a while they're amazed that I know because they haven't even told their husband yet and then they give me free deli meat
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Aug 3, 2016 02:58
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nigga crab pollock posted:do u do anal? my turn on is doing anal with a girl who ate beets cuz then my dick with be red but not in a gross way I'm a nice guy.
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Aug 5, 2016 06:26
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hth posted:i've seen some poo poo. yeah. Me too.
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Aug 5, 2016 06:34
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Don Tacorleone posted:Beets??!? I ain't got no loving beets bitch!! I got PO TA TO S, loving poo poo! loving bitches always loving me over with their beet obsession! You got small tits for being so fat! You got a beet shaped body and beet sized tits WHY WON'T YOU DATE ME I'm a nice guy
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Aug 6, 2016 01:46
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I once knew a guy who was obsessed with this girl, to the point of going over to her house and knocking on the door at 3am demanding they go for a walk and stuff like that. She finally got a restraining order on him, which he honoured because he realized that he was being a creepy stalker. Then a few years later he apparently went to her house and screamed at her until the cops showed up because he saw her dating profile in which she stated that she liked "crazy guys" and he was upset that his type of crazy wasn't the crazy she was attracted to yeah I dunno.
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Aug 6, 2016 01:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt7Uehi4ZIE
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Aug 7, 2016 01:39
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That's not a typo, she sees him as a "sister"
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Aug 7, 2016 06:55
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Sentient Data posted:nicegirl.txt? I'm a nice feminist guy and I want to gently caress pokemans
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Aug 7, 2016 09:44
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I assume that's what it's about, I just saw the pictures and that he'd rather gently caress the first one
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Tumble posted:Here is how you can tell if you're a creep or an actual dateable guy: I asked a girl out and she was like no but thanks, and we were good friends after that. She set me up with one of her friends, but when we started getting serious she started bitching at me for actually liking this girl. I was like dude, you're the one who set us up in the first place. It's not like I even bought her poo poo and all that usual friend-zone stuff, I was baffled.
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I stand about 5 feet away from ladies but look at them out of the corner of my eye all sneaky like and if they turn away from me I quietly run over and smell their hair then run back like nothing happened because I'm not a creep then if another guy approaches them I breathe really heavily until they go away but most of the time they don't and the lady leaves with the other guy and I am left standing there hyperventilating. loving slut whore bitches
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Aug 9, 2016 01:53
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Cnut the Great posted:Being a 22-year-old male virgin is definitely something that will get you shamed by people, dude. Obviously it's not as bad as Elliott Rodgers made it out to be, because he was an insane homicidal maniac with a broken brain, but being a male virgin into your twenties is definitely something that will get you mocked by your peers, because it's weird. If people actually care whether or not you're a virgin, they're either a virgin themselves or their sex life is so unfulfilling that they need to mock those who haven't done it.
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Aug 10, 2016 12:44
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naem posted:I like to think that when Vikings raided coastal villages the local women saw a bunch of big blonde guys, ran for the beach, and all piled into the boat "TAKE ME! TAKE ME WITH YOU! NOW I DONT HAVE TO MARRY MY COUSIN!!" One of those horned helms could probably deliver quite the shocker
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Blue Train posted:so you're all saying that if someone is enjoyable to be around, people will enjoy being around them? interesting theory but I don't think it holds up I for one hate hanging out with people others find enjoyable
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Aug 20, 2016 16:24
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One thing I don't understand is when these guys are rejected, they call the woman a whore. But if she was a whore she wouldn't have said no, amirite?
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Aug 21, 2016 15:03
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Moon Atari posted:I thought I had really good friends with a nice house they would let me chill in and borrow stuff from, but it turns out I had joined a library. I still don't completely understand how it works but they've told me to think of it like a non-paying customer service relationship rather than a friendship. They are actually quite insistent about that. People complaining about being friendzoned don't know the true pain of finding yourself libraryzoned by all your best friends. I've been there, it's loving annoying when all they ever do is shush you.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:wait it's sex and the city? Is this Bernstein Bears allover again? Sex with the city. The whoooole city
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There was this really cool goth girl I went to high school with. One day my friends and I were playing Risk during one of our spare/lunch/spare combos, cuz we cool like that, and her friend came up to me and told me that goth chick wanted to "play with me." So I invited her over to my house, but in hindsight I don't think she was expecting a Monopoly night with my friends.
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Salty Josh posted:I got a feeling the chick is photo-shopped in. Poor gal.
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504 posted:Did this thread have a stroke while I was out? NO BECAUSE THIS drat WHORE SLUT BITCH THREAD WON'T STROKE MY 1% DICK
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