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Mak0rz posted:Yes let's just submerge a 500w industrial strength vibrator in the ocean so dolphins can gently caress it lol Didn't the Navy already do this?
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Troposphere posted:hmmmm I wonder why women would be brutal to other women about fitting into social norms Penis envy? 
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Aug 11, 2016 06:57
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:grils always tryna vying 2b queen bee of the baesphere, like I gotcha I hear ya ladies Seriously, internalized oppression can manifest in many forms, and being vicious about social norms is just one of them.
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Aug 11, 2016 07:20
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Renting out an entire restaurant for anything besides an anniversary, or proposal (not six months after meeting either) seems weird. I would be so freaked out and nervous. I think I always just tried to be prepared to pay for everything if I needed to and then otherwise just figure it out on the fly. Having strong expectations one way or another, much less getting butthurt if I wasn't allowed to pay for everything, would never occur to me.
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Aug 12, 2016 04:34
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ElGroucho posted:Horse girls/women are the worst people on the planet, Pick I have known worse people that horse girls/women, but then again I used to be a fairly questionable person in general.
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Aug 13, 2016 03:45
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Troposphere posted:I knew a girl who masturbated naked with a pvc pipe with a balloon filled with white paint attached to it in front of an entire classroom Weird, that sounds more like a math class.
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Aug 13, 2016 03:56
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Ratjaculation posted:I understood none of this, yet hate everyone involved. Terrible nerd accuses CrossFit chick of fatshaming by omission, at least as far as I could tell. Hating everyone involved is definitely a good reaction.
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Aug 14, 2016 00:42
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I have a couple of baseball caps, a stocking cap, a Chinese Communist hat, and some weird wool hipster winter hat thing that I had my girlfriend cut the weird dangly bits off of. I almost never wear any of them.
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Aug 15, 2016 00:13
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ElGroucho posted:A coworker just called football "sports ball" when I asked if he wanted to join our fantasy football league. Whats the overlap of "nice guy" to "total dweeb-rear end"? How mad did his rejection make you? That is really the determining factor here.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:04
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Arcsquad12 posted:I was with a girl for the first time last year, and it didn't last long. Just not much in common apart from being the only two people in shared classes. And she never really wanted to do anything, with anyone, so it got boring. One time she forgot her birth control pills and was absolutely loopy for a week, and it was after that I decided to cut it off. Just wasn't that fun. Well, that was boring.
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Aug 19, 2016 21:26
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Meh, I haven't had a lot of problems making adjustments to my diet in order to make things easier in a relationship. My ex-wife was avoiding red meat when we first got married, and that was easy enough for me to give up. Reasonable accommodations are just that - reasonable.
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Aug 19, 2016 21:50
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It's probably easier for me because I am not a terribly picky eater. I can find something at just about any restaurant, like spicy food, and will try pretty much any cuisine. Miracle Whip and blue cheese are dealbreakers, though. If you like either of those then I question your actual humanity.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:20
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I forgot sweet pickles - they are perhaps an even bigger abomination than Miracle Whip and blue cheese.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:27
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Tumble posted:I love how in threads people always attempt to justify why they can't eat the most basic foods like tomatoes or cucumbers, or even mayo on a sandwich. Harsh, but fair. As long as you don't consider Miracle Whip, blue cheese, or sweet pickles to be edible.
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Aug 20, 2016 00:45
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Mak0rz posted:source your quotes If that's not from Reddit then I'd be surprised.
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Aug 20, 2016 00:56
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SneakyFrog posted:
I call bullshit on that anecdote due to absence of dick pics.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:25
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Benny Harvey posted:they don't have to. I think the due is just looking to have dead-eyed robotic sex Go on... 
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Aug 20, 2016 22:12
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I'm really more a fan of mixed marital arts, personally.
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Aug 22, 2016 22:51
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Decrepus posted:That face when an old guy uses the phrase "rode hard and put away wet" and you never heard it before Apropos of nothing, when I was a kid I thought the phrase was "rowed hard and put away wet," like a canoe not being dried off.
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Aug 23, 2016 23:58
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I have intentionally mispronounced things for so long that I have to remember to pronounce them correctly. Kwez-uh-dilluh. Tor-tilluh. And the ever-popular fuh-jie-tuh.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:41
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fappenmeister posted:My friend loves saying the J in jalapeņos loudly anywhere we go, he makes a point of doing it in large crowds with a straight face. Ja-la-pen-oss. I pretty much only do it amongst friends and family - I am generally pretty well-behaved in public.
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Aug 24, 2016 04:48
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PallasAthene posted:While he was talking I did that thing where you unconsciously pull your head back and make a face like you just got some soap in your mouth. As soon as he finished, my response was "Go away or I'll pepper spray you." I took way too many years of French to screw up croissant without putting actual effort into it. When I actually accidentally mispronounce Spanish and Italian words it's because I'm trying to apply French pronunciation to them and it doesn't match up.
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Aug 24, 2016 05:20
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Moridin920 posted:i feel like there's a difference between just pronouncing a spanish word correctly and talking like michael scott's impersonation of a mexican and you guys are talking past each other a bit I'm a little distracted by dogs. I think there's more of them now. PallasAthene posted:I'm not sure if that "kweh-soone" even approximates the correct way to say it, but I've heard people drop that into conversation while trying to put on airs. It's even funnier if it doesn't even sound close. I can picture what you are describing. The actual pronunciation just has some sounds which are not a normal part of English, so those people trying to sound urbane without knowing how to form the sounds required end up mangling it like a toddler. CaptainSarcastic fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Aug 24, 2016 05:23
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Moon Atari posted:I always hate it when women are all 'its soooooo big' because I know it's actually about average so I interpret it as them assuming I need reassurance when I really don't. It must be a really ingrained habit for women though because every girl I've ever said this to ends up messing up when switching to other descriptives, like "you have such a bi--nice dick...you have a nice dick". While I admire your subtle attempts at manipulation, please do not post pictures of your dick.
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Aug 24, 2016 23:39
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phasmid posted:Sorry, but I've seen this like twenty times irl this month alone and it's making me chew through the sides of my face. Irregardless, since it is already done it is a mute point and I could care less. I was going to reflexively correct them but you beat me to it.
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Aug 27, 2016 05:51
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phasmid posted:As long as you feel I acted as I should of. I think it was the best reaction for all intensive purposes. It was in there best interests, after all.
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Aug 27, 2016 05:57
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Azuth0667 posted:What the gently caress did you guys do to this thread? Where are the pictures of idiots wearing trash bags raging about being friendzoned. Goons Going Their Own Way, which apparently is right into a dumpster fire.
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Aug 29, 2016 21:03
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phasmid posted:I completely sympathize with your position and I bet it's all kinds of annoying to be condescended to by people who aren't even as good at said game as you are. It's only become clear to me in the last few years just how creepy dudes can be (like, I've been creeped on at gay/straight bars and stuff, but never e-stalked). And seeing what girl friends have to put up with is a mix of pathetic and despicable. That said, you should probably get used to insensitive, dumb and just plain rude jokes because you sure as hell can't stop them. I honestly think less of anyone who can't type at better than 30 wpm. I can maintain 50+ wpm with zero errors, faster if I allow the occasional typo. 
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Aug 30, 2016 04:07
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phasmid posted:I can do spelling, but caps and punctuation trip me up like a bible villain in a chariot race. I even text with proper spelling and grammar, barring those occasions when autocorrect seems to have been drinking especially hard that day.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:10
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Salty Josh posted:Lets face it, men are pretty much apes still knuckling around. Sometimes you land a silver back who is an alpha at everything he does. This silver back may be a genuine good hearted gorilla or a huge pieces of poo poo. Gorillas are not even close to a human societal structure, though. They also have tiny penises. Now that I think of it, maybe there is some kind of analogy there for nice guys.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:32
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Pick posted:It is worth going on to a website that sells high-end women's vibrators. They are never as big as men expect. It is extremely uncommon to find a truly high-quality vibrator with and insertable length of over 6 inches. Most are from 3 inches to 5 inches. Even if your penis is very small, just get a vibrating cock ring. Trust and communication, and the vibrating cock ring, are the real important dimensions. I'm torn between being smug over the size of my dilz and just making a cheap joke about female orgasms being a myth. I'm far too nice to take either approach, though, and will instead just smile and nod knowingly.
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Decrepus posted:Horse Cock Colin is that you?
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ItsNotAGirlName posted:Hahahhahaha holy poo poo Scott Adams is batshit and it's amazing. Here's that wonderfully insane endorsement: I can't hear his name without immediately thinking of his weird misogyny and angry sockpuppeting.
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pathetic little tramp posted:From the comments on his "scared a woman in the dark parking lot to add me on facebook" post someone asked who the woman was, stepmother or biomother: That actually makes the hover hand even creepier. 
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Aug 30, 2016 23:13
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Moridin920 posted:Some are really unable to be helped but you'd be surprised at what they can do nowadays I think. I don't really think 1-2 on that scale is really representative of that many people though but yeah some people are just really unlucky. 
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Cumslut1895 posted:everyone likes different food. doesn't mean anyone likes rotting meat. Why do you hate the French?
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Aug 31, 2016 00:03
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So, what I have gathered from the most recent posts is that dude whose blog has been posted is in the running for creepiest mommy issues ever, and Cumslut1895 is a very depressed and angry sexless gibbon.
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Aug 31, 2016 00:27
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gigawhite posted:Fetishizing amputees: not cool. Fetishizing someone for looking like a llama: ??? PROFIT
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Aug 31, 2016 00:44
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Cumslut1895 posted:Fetishizing amputees has a super gross power difference involved. Llama faces aren't really the same You almost seem like the most subtle Jon Pop rereg ever.
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Pick posted:Eh that kind of stuff is fine provided they don't get all lovely when she doesn't put out Sounded like some martyr-complex pseudoromantic bullshit to me, slipping the rose into the tip jar in such a way that she might have had no idea where it came from.
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