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drat, offending lesbians is like shooting ...I'll finish this later when I can make somehow turn fish in a barrel into a lesbian pun. I'm open to collaboration. The fish part is easy it's the shooting in a barrel bit I'm struggling with. Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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I realised the whole thing didn't work because shooting fish in a barrel implies intent rather than sensible shoes over there finding offence where none was given.
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Jul 25, 2016 14:10
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I'm have a huge crush on someone in this thread. Aww heck, I love them!
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Jul 25, 2016 17:30
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Huh, today I learned there's a cat lady app. Jesus, that's even more depressing than collecting actual cats. 
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Jul 25, 2016 18:22
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I'm collating all of these inspirational stories of goons interacting with members of the opposite sex and other pearls of wisdom into a little book of proverbs. I just need a catchy title.
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Jul 25, 2016 19:27
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I was going to go with "Are You There God? I'm Horny" but those are way better.
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Jul 25, 2016 19:36
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Most of the people I know are really nice and I enjoy spending time with them.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:49
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So...does anyone in this thread want to gently caress or am I just wasting my time?
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Jul 25, 2016 23:35
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Zzulu posted:Are you guys even shaking your finger at Tobey McGuire attacking a bakery, buttfucking everything while chanting "YOU'RE GONNA DIE"? Actual words spoken by Zzulu.
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Jul 26, 2016 18:05
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That is the apex form of the nice guy. So nice he'll actually kill himself for your love. Unrelated but I can't loving stand John Oliver and I'm glad he's optional in my life.
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If you really want to impress a girl but are a bit, shall we say, goony then the trick is to put all of your skills and passion into building one hell of a sandcastle. Ask any women in this thread - there is literally no flaw or series of flaws a man can have that won't be completely forgiven for a kickass sandcastle. poo poo, that thing where you make a slurry of sand and drip it onto the parapets to get a kind of melty effect might as well be considered a date rape drug.
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