Stefan Molyneux posted:

What do woman say to little boys? " Stop fighting. Stop being so rough. Stop rough housing." They're boys you know, that's kinda what they're sapossed to do. So, men are sapossed to overcome all these biological drives and I'm just really interested in helping women overcome theirs caus' I think the spotlight of " Outgrow your bestial nature." has been pointed just a little bit too long at men and I think it's time to swivel that motherfucker around and point it at woman and say stop making yourself look like loving sex clowns to milk money out of men's dicks. Stop lying about who you are and what you're about. Stop being flirty, manipulative, and trying to be sexy. Just stop doing it.

It's time for women to outgrow biology just as men have been instructed to for about the last 20,000 years to outgrow their biology. "Stop slamming doors. Stop yelling. Stop climbing trees. Stop being rude. Stop farting. Stop enjoying fart jokes. Just stop being men."

Ok, Well; women stop being women. Be people. Be people who have sex, absolutely but, don't be caricatures. Don't aim to be like a woman who looks like the outline of some playboy mudflap on a trucker's rig. Just be people. Be sexual. Enjoy your sexuality and bodies but, stop trying to bury us in tits so that we pass out and you can rifle through our bank accounts. Just stop doing that poo poo. I won't enable it anymore. Why does your face have to look like some half rained on Picasso water color? I don't need rainbows on the face of a woman. I don't need these weird butterfly wing goth eyebrows and poo poo like that.

Male sexuality is demonized and female sexuality is elevated. That's bullshit. Then women wonder why men prefer porn to them. It's caus' porn doesn't nag you for wanting stuff that's defined as "kinky" or "weird". Male sexuality is demonized and held in low esteem. Woman's sexuality is always beautiful.

Woman's sexuality is unremitting shallow. I'm not saying men's isn't but, we know that about men, right? What turns women on? Women say confidence. Do you know what that means? Money. Do women say " He is really confident about his sidewalk art. He is really confident about his subway busking. That's such a turn on!"

Why do men like looking at naked women and women get turned on looking at clothed men? Because if a man's clothes aren't on you don't know how expensive his wardrobe is.

This is what Mohammad Ali said. I'm going to throw on some old jeans and a old t-shirt and I'm just gonna walk down into some little town and find some woman who doesn't know who the hell I am and then when she's fallen in love with me and we get married, I'm going to take her to my million dollar mansion and my yacht. This is the reality. Once you start having money, once you start having power, then the true nature of massive swaths of female sexuality becomes clear.

ElGroucho posted:

romanowski posted:

what is sex like?

what is it like to have sex, with a woman?

SciFiDownBeat posted:

why do you think there's a specific word for it? as opposed to "older man seeking younger woman" which is just "the norm"

HappyKitty posted:

They save that for the locker room

CubanMissile posted:

I just don't understand why they all wear fadoras. Did they have a meeting or something? Was like the leader Nice Guy going on a mall trip with his best friend girl and she said "You'd look really cool in this hat" and then later he got a kiss on the cheek so the story trickled down to the lesser castes?

Moridin920 posted:

yeah that's fair enough


eh I've thrown some sunglasses at the wall in a moment of frustration before, is it really that crazy?

not like at another person obv

e: i guess context matters because you're probably talking about dudes throwing poo poo around and being raging bulls and screaming/yelling and I'm just talking about like 'aaaaggghhhhh my loving car got towed damnit!' *throws sunglasses*

Chomp8645 posted:

I just realized that Dratini must be a pokemon.

Jailbrekr posted:

Protip: Don't read this thread all at once. Christ am I glad I don't have to deal with this poo poo anymore.

Moridin920 posted:

Well yeah I'm still really nice to people and I'm humble I don't walk around like my poo poo doesn't stink. I just don't give a poo poo and I'm chill to be around (I realize my posting doesn't reflect that but SA is kinda the pressure valve I guess) and it works out.

Just got a free J from the club a few weeks ago and I gave it to said deli dude as a 'hey thanks for the free stuff duder' and he really appreciated it.

Moridin920 posted:

you get dressed up to go get some milk and eggs lol what a square

Spatial posted:

We had a real piece of work in our college class. At first we thought he was just awkward, but one sunny day me and a friend ending up sitting behind him on a city bus by coincidence. He didn't know we were there and we wound up witnessing something pretty disturbing. He stood next to two girls, they were standing in an alcove beside him talking to each other and he was in the middle aisle. He keeps looking at them every couple of minutes in between cramming his phone right into his eyeballs. Oddly his phone seems to be blank. With his greasy asscrack hanging out of his pants, he begins to turn his butt towards them while looking intently at his phone. Ever so slowly he begins to move backwards, gradually pressing his grotesque butt into contact with them, pretending not to notice they're behind him. This goes on for over a minute until the two girls are squashed together with his pasty rear end and can barely move. The girls start giving each other looks and stop talking, but he's blocking the way out. Finally, as we stare utterly dumbfounded, they manage to squeeze past him when the bus turns a sharp corner it moves him away towards the wall.

Now that's creepy.

Spatial posted:

His brazenness increased over time. A few months after that he followed some poor girl around a nightclub for 20 minutes straight until her boyfriend physically threatened him to stop. We only know this because he proudly told us the whole sordid tale, including the amazing phrase "I would've beaten him up but he was too big." He was utterly serious about this and took great pride in it. Hard to believe but it's completely true. We often thought we must be on some candid camera show with the poo poo this guy was saying and doing.

At the end of the first year I got sick of him and gave him a piece of my mind. He left in a sulk and a few days later went on an hour-long rant to my friend about his amazing plan to destroy my greatest achievement and exact revenge - by making a better videogame than I could.

There's no end to the laffs this guy provided during my college years. He was so funny by virtue of being terrible that I was honestly sad to see him go by the end.

White Phosphorus posted:

The whore bitch Hillary doesn't serve a nice liberal like me.

radiatinglines posted:

just be honest and say you don't give a gently caress about anyone else

notZaar posted:

Engineers make about 20% of a doctor's salary though.

The Endbringer posted:

I stand about 5 feet away from ladies but look at them out of the corner of my eye all sneaky like and if they turn away from me I quietly run over and smell their hair then run back like nothing happened because I'm not a creep then if another guy approaches them I breathe really heavily until they go away but most of the time they don't and the lady leaves with the other guy and I am left standing there hyperventilating.
loving slut whore bitches

PallasAthene posted:

Yeah, or they act like anyone who is muscular/fit, or dresses well can't possibly be nice or intelligent. Only a sloppy guy in a t-shirt is smart enough to really get a girl, and if she has a boyfriend who doesn't fit in that mold, it's because she's a shallow whore, not because maybe someone happened to be in shape and smart or funny, or just socially well-adjusted.

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

My fitness philosophy is non existent and I see myself getting fatter and fatter but I still get laid so maybe you should check your facts, bro.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

hmm, do I spend my energy on intelligent thought or on weight-lifting and exercising...?

neither! I'll just get really angry on the internet about females

Pick posted:

Nah way man, a lot of my friends are horse people

Troposphere posted:

my roommate took a performance art class because she knew it would be easy and it filled her with such rage her final project was her opening a bag of Doritos, placing each chip one by one on the floor, stepping on each one, and then going and sitting down in the audience and clapping for herself

she got an A

SciFiDownBeat posted:

re: performance art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

CrazyLoon posted:

Yea, I mean...that's just piss-poor can opening skills, even if it is spaghetti-o's.

Carmant posted:

Why is it not surprising? Do people think I'm too good to be real because I dress better than your average college jock? Or maybe they think I'm gay because I wear nice button ups instead of sports clothing like most dudes. The hosed up thing is that I would probably treat them better than any man ever has.

Business Gorillas posted:

i only skimmed through that but how do people think that this poo poo works?

turbomoose posted:

Pick posted:

I'd gently caress that bird

PallasAthene posted:

I must be completely in the dark about fantasy football. I've always assumed the whole thing was just a "wink wink" type loophole for loan sharks to be able to take bets on football.


edit: I assumed there were rooms full of cigarette smoke and telephones somewhere and guys who broke your legs if you didn't pay up after losing.

Pick posted:

They've almost all been in academia, if it helps.

WampaLord posted:

Oh, poo poo, programmers. Now it all makes sense.

cheetah7071 posted:

Tomatoes are the exact opposite of delicious

Asian food is good anyways so preferring it isn't exactly a burden

Frosted Flake posted:

Eeh if you hang out with military, cops, EMT or fire it's inevitable that someone will do a martial art of some kind.

Wearing Everlast or Tap-out stuff in public though, that's a red flag.

PallasAthene posted:

Last night I was browsing at a used bookstore and out of nowhere some guy comes up to me and says "Well good evening to you, Seeeenyodeeta Maaaaaahd-kaaayyss." (Think of Giada saying "mozzarella" mid-sentence, but even worse.)

Before I could even get a word in, he said "I'll wager you're probably not used to guys even trying to pronounce your name correctly, but I really think that the beauty of an exotic name like that only shines through when it is said correctly. I speak Spanish fluently, so I always impress Latino parents by speaking to them in their own language...almost as much as I impress beautiful young ladies with how nimbly I can roll my tongue..."

PallasAthene posted:

Does my white blonde friend Angelica need to have the g-turned into h/j sound when you talk about her?

Moridin920 posted:

La Jolla is 'la hoya' for example.

Pick posted:

I mean, there's the manchild quote about wearing fedoras and bow ties to affect the trappings of "grown-up" without realizing what it means to be grown up, and I think people do it in relationships too. "People in love do X! They say X!" It becomes ritualized. People who are emotionally mature listen and relate, they become more whole by working through who they are with another person. I just got back from seeing a friend who always ends our visits with "I love you" and I say the same back to her. But now people think it's a big deal to even say it in the context of a romantic relationship, like its a concession in a power play. What good is a power play there exactly? You're meant to be on the same team.