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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like me .ppt
 
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Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves

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Honestly, the biggest issue is that they never follow up by asking us out. There are lots of nice guys I'd have dated if they'd ever asked, but they didn't.

Would you like to go out on a date with me?

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Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves

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You in Portland?

South Florida :)

* # ¿ Jul 25, 2016 00:36
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Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves

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too far to prove point to something awful forams

Meet me in the morning, 56th and Wabasha. Honey, we can be in Kansas, by the time the snow begins to fall.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like me .ppt