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VIRGINS PAY ATTENTION  Pick posted:women think benedict cumberbatch is hot quote:in parks and rec, a show with rob lowe, every female viewer wanted to bang chubby chris pratt quote:women don't even like how the price stops being a bison-bear in the end of beauty and the beast quote:"hottest man alive" george clooney looks like a math teacher just like yourself and enjoy life and the rest falls into place. it's not hard. confidence trumps all else also broad shoulders
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RobattoJesus posted:The worst nice guys are the ones who are "completely platonic" friends with a girl and then when you've been spending all night having fun and it looks like you might be getting lucky the nice guy suddenly decides to drop the "I've always loved you" bomb and suddenly they're all crying and you're immersed in "other people's drama" and she won't let you leave because "you did nothing wrong" and suddenly you're having sex while the dude is crying in the hallway. learning how to spot these guys early is a critical skill to develop in college
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PallasAthene posted:Until she starts throwing around the old "Well maybe I can just get it from someone else right now" bit. This chick got pissed off at a long-term-live-in boyfriend because she felt like he was losing interest in loving her around the time she wanted a new car, so she hosed his brother. When he got pissed off, her brilliant plan was to win him back by crying while she said sorry, then dazzling him with her amazing sexual skills, "all the weird stuff he likes that I only do on his birthday, like doggy style and me on top" and when that didn't work, she hosed his brother and texted him pictures. i don't think i'd be able to not laugh at her for calling doggy style 'weird stuff' and thinking holding it back is some sort of treat
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Jul 25, 2016 23:24
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LegoPirateNinja posted:raise you hands if in retrospect the chubby girl you dated in young adulthood was the best and most frequent sex you ever had yep. she wasn't even chubby she was awesome all around but she seemed to *really* like me which felt wrong so I ended it. i'm a loving idiot Blue Train posted:can't relate to that but the best head I ever got was from the fattest girl I ever had sex with also- same. they got that oral fixation down pat
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Don Tacorleone posted:http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/08/tinder-hook-up-culture-end-of-dating my ex's roommate collected unsolicited dick pics and one weekend during a houseparty we set up a projector and put them up as a slideshow so everyone could drink and rate the dicks i think the soundtrack was minus the bear
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lol i just remembered this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
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