Ratjaculation posted:

The General posted:

Wasn't that printer story a goon? Also, if you're going to haul a printer for miles for a girl, at least make sure she's single before you go. Or maybe be bi, so you could bang her boyfriends gay friend. That story never ceases to make me laugh though.

Also, I'd gently caress that anorexic chick fat.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I can cut that to 15 seconds. If you gotta talk about the "friend zone" it means you were never in the "humpy zone" in the first place. And you probably aren't really in the "friend zone" because you inherently admitted you aren't looking for friends. Simple.

fbsw posted:

a year ago my boss (mid 30s) who had recently been through a divorce, told me (early 20s) that i would probably end up as one of those older dudes who fucks young 20 somethings. she also bet that i preferred short girls (she is pretty tall).

so there ya'll go being a bitter nerd is a gender indifferent part of the human experience

The Endbringer posted:

I had that phase in high school too and I still sweat. A lot. I am more sweat than man. It helps when I have to go into tight spaces at my job. The sweat lubricates me. Because I sweat. A lot.