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Didn't read thread, but 3 pArts medium shelf whiskey, 2 parts water , 1 part lemon juice is my favorite cocktail , by far. You can substitute urine for the lemon juice, I won't even know
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Drunk Nerds posted:Didn't read thread, but 3 pArts medium shelf whiskey, 2 parts water , 1 part lemon juice is my favorite cocktail , by far Same but minus the water and fruit parts.
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Jul 25, 2016 04:40
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Chinatown posted:Same but minus the water and fruit parts. but wait, that just leaves... *puts on top hat and monocle* by jove chinaman youve done it again
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Jul 25, 2016 04:41
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The manliest drink is cum.
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Jul 25, 2016 04:41
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Agag posted:The manliest drink is cum. whoa, you are dumb as hell
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Jul 25, 2016 04:45
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What kind of bitchmade bitch needs water in his whiskey. Especially evan williams just lol. Then goes home to post about it just lol. If you need water with your whiskey then you shouldn't drink whiskey. Order a glass separate and chase it if you havr to just lol.
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Jul 25, 2016 04:59
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I put ice in my brandy 
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Jul 25, 2016 05:08
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jBrereton posted:Have you considered "Drambuie", op?
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Jul 25, 2016 06:12
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Whiskey Soda's a drink if you want your scrub tier well whiskey to last longer. Maybe ask for a 'Whiskey Soda, Neat' and then you'll get your same drink except now it's got bubbles. Then switch the soda water out for sprite later on once you realize you don't like the taste of crappy whiskey watered down so why not make it a Whiskey Sour then only without all the flamboyant fruit floating around it... Congratulations, you've learned to drink straight whiskey in reverse!
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Jul 25, 2016 06:51
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I drink my whiskey straight with a novelty Ice Sphere plunked right in the goddamn highball glass, thank you very much!
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Jul 25, 2016 06:54
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Man the op is a bitch of the highest degree e: im not just threads hitting, this is fact.
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Jul 25, 2016 06:56
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Can I have extwa wemonade in my shandy pwetty pwease?
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Jul 25, 2016 11:27
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Iron Prince posted:Man the op is a bitch of the highest degree Plz don't hit my threads.
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Jul 25, 2016 12:23
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I like to order martinis with a salad full of olives.
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Jul 25, 2016 12:25
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Jastiger posted:What kind of bitchmade bitch needs water in his whiskey. Especially evan williams just lol. Then goes home to post about it just lol. you can buy cask strength whisky and its not weird to dilute that philistine
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Jul 25, 2016 12:30
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Maybe just don't go to a bar that requires you to "yell" your order and there will be less confusion.
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Jul 25, 2016 12:37
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VectorSigma posted:in the future there will be machines that serve you exactly the drink you want in under ten seconds and require no tips and will make your pitiful existence drinking alone even worse this machine already exists friend: 
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Jul 25, 2016 13:07
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Applewhite posted:OP have you considered ordering a "gay drink for homosexuals" and then sucking a strange man's dick in the bathroom stall? Just make sure to leave before the self suck show starts. That's like the horn of gondor for ISIS.
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Jul 25, 2016 15:15
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Whiskey Soda's a drink if you want your scrub tier well whiskey to last longer. Maybe ask for a 'Whiskey Soda, Neat' and then you'll get your same drink except now it's got bubbles. Then switch the soda water out for sprite later on once you realize you don't like the taste of crappy whiskey watered down so why not make it a Whiskey Sour then only without all the flamboyant fruit floating around it... Congratulations, you've learned to drink straight whiskey in reverse! If the OP's stomach can't handle beer he's not gonna be able to handle jack and cokes too well. I've gotten poo poo hammered too many times to count on that combo and it's not good for yon stomach. Just order a glass of water on the side or something and chase the whiskey if you have to. Nobody except mustaschioed 50 year old British men will think less of you.
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Jul 25, 2016 15:29
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Just order a whiskey and whisky, idiot
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Jul 25, 2016 16:04
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Nooner posted:Why don't you stop being a pretentious retard and just shoot your whiskey like a grown man idiot fo real do
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Jul 25, 2016 16:16
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Ginette Reno posted:If the OP's stomach can't handle beer he's not gonna be able to handle jack and cokes too well. I've gotten poo poo hammered too many times to count on that combo and it's not good for yon stomach. whiskey soda is not whiskey coke but ok op is still bitchmade. op i hope this thread isn't a troll bc im shakin g with rage right now
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Jul 25, 2016 16:46
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I drink my whiskey straight with a novelty Ice Sphere plunked right in the goddamn highball glass, thank you very much! Novelty Ice Spheres are pretty good cause they're real easy to drink around.
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Jul 25, 2016 18:37
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Just wanted to thrown in that tipping bartenders is a waste of money.
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Jul 25, 2016 18:51
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oh i've had a drink in every bar from here to timbuktoo whiskey shooters beer at hooter's gin at home - don't dilute her but i'm still wont to feel alone and in my heart still wends the truth - there's still one bar that nobody will tend it's my penis my penis my penis my penis a bar untended champagne unopened pressure imploded my balls with cum they are loaded ~fin~
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Jul 25, 2016 19:00
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Remember buttchuggin'
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Jul 25, 2016 19:38
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Edgar posted:Bartenders have to mix drinks behind a magic curtain in utah 
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Jul 26, 2016 07:35
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Adding a couple drops of water to whiskey is supposed to bring out the flavor or some garbage but I don't really notice the difference. I prefer Wild Turkey 101 so the first sip is usually pretty overwhelming
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Jul 26, 2016 07:41
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akulanization posted:Novelty Ice Spheres are pretty good cause they're real easy to drink around. Yeah I play a game where I see how many times I can refill it to the same line before the sphere melts fully, it's pretty aight 
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Jul 26, 2016 07:51
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A Stupid Baby posted:Adding a couple drops of water to whiskey is supposed to bring out the flavor or some garbage but I don't really notice the difference. I prefer Wild Turkey 101 so the first sip is usually pretty overwhelming That's the lore, but yeah, just drink it straight like a real man
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Jul 26, 2016 19:11
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booze already has water in it but water doesn't already have booze in it, this is not a hard concept to grasp
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Jul 26, 2016 19:22
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I don't like when you go to a bourbon bar, which there are thousands of in the northeast now, and get bourbon on the rocks and they use those lovely ice cubes with holes in them and not the artisanal ice blocks of ice balls! I know you have them and I am paying $16 for this whiskey give me my ice block
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Jul 26, 2016 19:33
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I'm paying for alcohol. Not frozen poo poo that falls from the sky.
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Jul 26, 2016 19:36
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I have very little impulse control so if I get a bourbon neat it takes me like 4 minutes to drink and then I get too drunk too fast and want to die, if I get ice I pace myself way better so I want that frozen cloud shits
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Jul 26, 2016 19:41
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:I don't like when you go to a bourbon bar, which there are thousands of in the northeast now, and get bourbon on the rocks and they use those lovely ice cubes with holes in them and not the artisanal ice blocks of ice balls! I know you have them and I am paying $16 for this whiskey give me my ice block I made the mistake of going to a mezcal bar in a upper crust white neighborhood and had to wait 10 minutes while some overzealous woman asked for the Abriged History of Mezal I am Drinking Lady, just loving slug that poo poo and then try another one, the way the evil flayed Mexican gods intended
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Jul 26, 2016 19:43
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:if I get ice I pace myself way better
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Jul 26, 2016 19:43
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I'm just gonna say it, anyone who drinks whiskey in any form is a loving bitch. I drink embalming fluid like Osiris intended. Praise Amun-Ra Mother Fucker
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Jul 26, 2016 19:52
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i drank some neat oban on a patio yesterday and flew to the moon on a wave of good times 
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Jul 26, 2016 19:53
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I would like a glass of whiskey with a cup of water on the side.
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Jul 26, 2016 19:55
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skander posted:Why? Why bother pacing yourself just drink when you're too sober and quench your body's thirst by sticking your head under the tap and sucking on the faucet like a normal human being.
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