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Drinking in a dive bar as a nude man enters.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 03:42 |
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The first cop to arrive on scene, especially if you're wearing one of the special cop hats
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 04:02 |
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vols bitch posted:being a dirty european in america
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 04:27 |
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sweeping the floor of a struggling karate dojo
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 06:53 |
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A bank teller.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 13:45 |
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Applewhite posted:A bank teller. At the desk with the vault access key.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:39 |
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Struggling to find cellphone reception.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:40 |
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Working the afternoon shift at Just Idlin' Speedboat Rentals.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:41 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:At the desk with the vault access key. and a poorly concealed silent alarm
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:49 |
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the White House operating a wood chipper in the security room watching it all go down but ain't nobody answerin' their walkie talkies and the phone is dead aw poo poo man last in line while walking through a forest/desert/alien moon/jungle/tunnel with steam pipes getting on or off an elevator during a fire alarm/evacuation behind the bar, being a wiseass and not remember if you served someone who might have looked like that guy, naw anywhere there's a probability you'll have to say 'Did you hear something???' waxing the office corridors at 2am with headphones on first person in those ski/hiking rope chains going up the mountain the person who has to say 'I got a baaaad feeling about this' a strip club The Most Secure Vault in the WORLD!
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 04:46 |
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The security guy that notices poo poo and doesn't let the little stuff slide when you're trying to get through to that secure area.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:09 |
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In an Applewhite script. (JK, I love you. )
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:25 |
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the guy taking too long to order at a fat food restaurant
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:28 |
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I LOVE FAT FOO~ Woosh
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:40 |
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A guy who: 1. Thinks he heard something 2. Looks 3. Sees nothing 4. Hears something again 5. Looks again 6. Sees nothing again 7. Hears something a third time 8. Ignores it
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:41 |
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Bouncer at a strip club
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:41 |
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This thread is making me want to watch Leon: The Professional.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:43 |
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Someone with road rage. Someone trying to get their child to shut up/go back to sleep.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 05:51 |
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A sauna, or bathhouse.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 07:14 |
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on bruce lees bad side
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 09:17 |
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A meeting in which you are inducted into some sort of Suicide Squad
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 09:29 |
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-Traffic jam -at the lavishly designed and furnished house that's far from anywhere -in an office in a warehouse -under a skylight, especially a large one in a swanky building
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 23:11 |
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when entering a room facing away from the camera
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 15:51 |
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You just hanging out in a forest or warehouse or whatever with your huge buff handsome laconic best bud and he's all "did you hear that?" and you are like "no, I don't hear nothing" and then he says "...exactly" your about to get a sword all through your guts and tummy or a wolfman is going to drop down and start chewing your face. Better hope your bud is looking out for you at that moment or else whooa boy that is game over. E- Also if you work for some shady politician or dictator or nazi general don't chase nobody in a motorcycle. Your better HOPE you just explode and don't get knocked off your bike and run over by all your co-minions or flip off a mountain and break all your bones up. Two Free Toppings fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jul 29, 2016 |
# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:49 |
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Tied to a chair, a table, or to an unlikely companion.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:55 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Tied to a chair, a table, or to an unlikely companion. Unless you are the hero or a love interest, in which case you engage in some witty banter and then the bad guy explains their entire evil plan in great detail and you escape through the power of punching
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 21:55 |
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The guy who gets interrogated right before the main character.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 21:57 |
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Also all the rules for bad guys work opposite for the hero- 500 bad guys with Uzis? No threat to anyone. Hero punches bad guy and TAKES an Uzi? Invincible. Cannot miss, unlimited ammo. Any bad guy pointing their Uzi at an Uzi hero has a jam or shoots another bad guy by mistake or is easily punched/awkward karate neck chopped. When the really big bad guy with no sleeves who's good at punching shows up the hero just yells "whoa nelly!!" and cleverly tricks him into an airplane propeller or big industrial fan or maybe a bunch of pies or eggs squash his face and he trips on some marbles (kids movie)
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 22:05 |
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Anywhere the camera is pointing.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 22:10 |
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Uzi henchman to commander "he's got a gun!!" "Wait don't, you guys have guns? You all have guns that's, your job just shoot him" "But he's shooting at us!!" "Ok, yeah I mean, get behind something? Then shoot back" "Ok so spray bullets around while screaming" "Um well, no like HIT him, with the bullets, from the gun" "But he's got a gun!!" "There's 100 of you you, all, have, what am I paying you for!!! You're a guard, with a gun, how did you not know GUNS were a thing with this, look I've got to prepare my evil monologue because its obvious he's getting past you
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 22:21 |
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Facing the hero, when the hero has just glanced over your shoulder and ducked
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 22:35 |
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Anywhere in the public event at the opening sequence which will establish just how evil our main antagonist terrorist is.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 22:35 |
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relapsing into alcoholism
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 22:45 |
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Schlubby government stiff with the keycard/blueprints/briefcase at the hotel bar who doesn't question why a supermodel is coming on to him
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 23:33 |
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"What kind of gun does he have, you guys have automatic weapons. I know, I bought them. They were super expensive by the way." "An Uzi." "That's what YOU have!" "I know, it's one of ours" "Well how'd he get it?!" "He punched Kevin!" "Kevin?" "Kevin- 6,2", leather jacket, mustache, evil laughter, smoking" "That's, literally all of you. Why didn't this Kevin shoot him?" "His Uzi jammed." "So he just stood there and got punched??" "Yes." "Like, punch him back? Dodge??" "Uh yeah Kevin was normal sized and has sleeves he's not a punching guard?? Hello" "Well, have punching guy punch him for fucks sake" "We tried but punching guy got tricked into the very large obvious industrial fan"
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 00:07 |
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The second guy to fight in the circle of henchmen/bad guys surrounding the protagonist but inexplicably fight him 1 on 1.
Tumble fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jul 30, 2016 |
# ? Jul 30, 2016 00:15 |
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Flying the plane which will later leave no survivors.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 00:21 |
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SO! I see you got past my mustached Uzi guards with the power of 'also an Uzi' and also my very large sleeveless punching guard who apparently just walked right into some kind of big obvious fan. Now I will do that thing where I explain my evil plan in great detail if you will just, just step forward, yes a little more, no, to your right- no your OTHER right heh just a little evil humor there, yes that's good, stay right there on that large rectangular patch of carpet tile that is a different color right in front of my evil desk yes no it's not a trapdoor to a shark tank. I mean yes obviously it is a trap door to a shark tank LOOK we BOTH read the SCRIPT okay???
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 00:35 |
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naem posted:SO! I see you got past my mustached Uzi guards with the power of 'also an Uzi' and also my very large sleeveless punching guard who apparently just walked right into some kind of big obvious fan. What are you fidgeting with in your pocket? Okay, hands out show it to me.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:49 |
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Midway through a window
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:53 |