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Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


The Management posted:

tattoos are great because they tell me who not to hire

lol

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
also these millenials and all their crazy piercings! in my day

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

The Management posted:

tattoos are great because they tell me who not to hire

Haha you're a shart

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



The Management posted:

tattoos are great because they tell me who not to hire


I was gonna actually post one of mine but I don't want to not get hired :ohdear:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
im down to get tats but I just dont know what

not a genital tat or one that says "deepthroat this" or something

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Misters CooL ICE

:prepop:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


a devoted DHS employee

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

>:(

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ME IRL

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

The Management posted:

tattoos are great because they tell me who not to hire

the joke is that they all say 'poor impulse control'

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i always wonder what planet that's supposed to be

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i always wonder what planet that's supposed to be

i keep getting hung up on the ankh. whats "daughter, country, star wars" got to do with ancient egypt?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Raluek posted:

i keep getting hung up on the ankh. whats "daughter, country, star wars" got to do with ancient egypt?

the 90s

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


hey guys whats going on in this thread :v:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Raluek posted:

i keep getting hung up on the ankh. whats "daughter, country, star wars" got to do with ancient egypt?

i assumed s/he was wiccan and believed in the force for real

is that another vader head on the far right?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

hey guys whats going on in this thread :v:

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

hey guys whats going on in this thread :v:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


a tattoo of a butthole over your belly button

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
i have a foot long ruler tattooed on the side on my dick*




*not to scale

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Perplx posted:

i have a foot long ruler tattooed on the side on my dick*




*not to scale
it's to scale

1:24 scale

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


tattoo a shadow of a big dick on your thigh so it looks like you have a giant schlong.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


tromp l'serpent aux yeux

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
decss key in hex around my bicep

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Endless Mike posted:

it's to scale

1:24 scale

daaaaaaaang :master:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




i can't imagine much stroking, master or otherwise, going on with that.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


pee pee be tiny

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Necc0 posted:

the 90s

but then where's the cool S

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

~Coxy posted:

but then where's the cool S


only 90s kids...

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

out of sight

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/shx0rCh.png

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

I have an outline of the INSERT key above my dilznick.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Clockwerk posted:

01101101 01101111 01101101

01101101 01101111 01101101 01100101

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Extremely lomarf

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
this is really mine...the pic is lovely but it says "gently caress the world"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
sum1 post the bulbasaur tatoo pls

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Robot Pride posted:

this is really mine...the pic is lovely but it says "gently caress the world"



that is great

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

uuuuugh, that tag better be terminated on his other arm

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

The Management posted:

uuuuugh, that tag better be terminated on his other arm

lol the preferred practice now with php files is to NOT terminate them

it sucks that i know that

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