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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Edit: Also for everyone just saying "Tell them to go away, how hard is that, god :smug:" the guy was teaching people with role-play and literally advised people to stick their foots in doors, or fake emergencies or whatever they had to to actually get into a house, because "once you are in the house you are almost guaranteed to get through your sales pitch."

:bahgawd: This hyar is a castle doctrine state meanin if yew stick yore foot in mah door ahma shoot it off. I swear mister officer I was feelin threatened for mah lahf he coulda kilt me with that vacuum.

Like seriously though, remember the way the rape gang from A Clockwork Orange used to trick people into letting them into their houses? We should use that strategy to sell vacuum cleaners in a town full of gun-toting rednecks, there's absolutely nothing that could go wrong.

scuba school sucks fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jul 28, 2016

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