KaiserSchnitzel posted:

Do not sell that Wrangler. You'll regret it, I promise.

I had one. a 1997 wrangler, red, with a 4 liter engine. I loved that thing to death. It had no AC, which was an issue once I moved to Florida, but I kept it and loved it until a promotion put me out of a desk job and onto the streets. At that point I really didn't have the option of keeping it for a daily driver, so I traded it in on an Acura TSX that I bought from a car dealer that my boss knew. Then I found out that I got the promotion because my boss wanted to gently caress my girlfriend who also worked in the office, and by putting me in the field I would be out of the way. Long story short: she quit because he promised her that she'd never have to work the rest of her life, they got engaged, she dumped him 3 months later because he's a lying sack of poo poo with 4 previous wives and a daughter he didn't remember at all, and he liked to smack his girls around. I got him fired, was making 4x what I was making before, laughed at her when she came to me for $5,000 so she could pay her bills, and she ended up working as a waitress at a nudie bar. Was I cucked? Sure. But I think I came out ahead on the deal.

I couldn't stand looking at that Acura anymore, though, because it reminded me of all of that nonsense, and I didn't really like it anyway. So I went over to BMW and bought a brand-spankin' new 2006 330i right off the lot without a test drive. I still drive that car; it's great. I've only got like 60K miles on it after 11 years.

But, I wish I still had that Jeep Wrangler. It was fuckin' sweet.