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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

anyone say "huge honkin dick" yet

this is a thread a bout what you do not like to see

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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Doppelganger posted:

Moles, especially on the face.

You have health insurance, just spend the 40 bucks and get that loving cancer cluster chopped off.

didnt realize this could be done without scarring? don't have any but I know someone who has a few on their face and they're honestly kinda nasty imo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
moles that spell out unspeakable truths

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Scars from iguana attacks, lemur attacks, raccoon attacks, ostrich attacks, hyena attacks or possum attacks.

EDIT: Also koala attacks, snapping turtle attacks, beaver attacks, mongoose attacks, dolphin attacks or any sort of fish attacks (excluding sharks, of course.)

EDIT: Scars from shark attacks

Friginator fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Jul 28, 2016

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

LordArgh posted:

this is a thread a bout what you do not like to see

oh gently caress man i misread that title

boy do i have egg on my face here :blush:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i change my answer to "tinyass babydick"

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

eh, his face isn't that asymmetric :shrug:

edit: or erupting in boils

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

i change my answer to "tinyass babydick"

You know what's funny? there is a simple surgery that can fix this poo poo.

Money is a hell of a god damned thing.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Egg on their face

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


really appreciating all the great answers so far, but was wondering if we could get back to the ask in the op and share some stories about encountering people with these attributes irl, how you reacted, did you say anything to them, etc. thanks :kimchi:

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Females gravid with eggs

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

various cheeses posted:

Egg on their face

eggs laid in their face

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

pig slut lisa posted:

really appreciating all the great answers so far, but was wondering if we could get back to the ask in the op and share some stories about encountering people with these attributes irl, how you reacted, did you say anything to them, etc. thanks :kimchi:

radio'd the outpost and did a sweep of the infested area, clearing all hostiles

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i met the op at a gloryhole at the local truckstop near the dallas-fort worth airport and he had a tinyass mummified babydick and i started upchucking my egg breakfast all over that weak rear end dick just from seeing it

thats my story, get the fuckin surgery for a better dick op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

various cheeses posted:

Females gravid with eggs

If "deadliest catch" is any barometer, they get thrown back, to "further the species" as a whole.


*tips fedora*

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
a farty colon

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Attribute I did not like: flappy titties
My response: receive handjob, never return calls

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


various cheeses posted:

Attribute I did not like: flappy titties
My response: receive handjob, never return calls

wow, what a wild situation! how did you even find yourself in such a mess?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
comically oversized circus tits

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Egg fetishists. I had a bad experience with the Easter Bunny as a young child.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

pig slut lisa posted:

wow, what a wild situation! how did you even find yourself in such a mess?

Being too good looking for my own good

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Without quoting.

loving :laffo:

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Friginator posted:

Scars from ...................... possum attacks.


I resent that.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Well hey, maybe you shouldn't be leaving scars on people. Just sayin'

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Heh show me the man who hosed a possum without getting some scars

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Any type of skin issues weird me out. I'm not talking normal stretch marks, cellulite, or eczema. Basically stuff that screams "I don't take care of my skin one loving bit" no lotion, no luffa, soap that they haven't noticed irritates them -- signs of a lack of hygiene and basic dermatological knowledge.

Anything on a person they can't change is pretty much fine for me.
Anything that is just a display of ignorance and a far below average ability to take care of oneself, nah.

That being said, I'm a bit overweight and weight is one of those things that can be controlled with enough understanding and ability. So take my opinion with a huge grain of hypocrisy.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


various cheeses posted:

Attribute I did not like: flappy titties
My response: receive handjob, never return calls

this happened to me too... she was otherwise really attractive

I did return her calls, but just refused to gently caress her... turns out denial really turns the girls on, and I got a lot of bjs out of her for little to no work

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Seriously man it's like opening up a present on Christmas to find a Chinese knockoff of a Super Nintendo instead of an actual Super Nintendo.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


if u aint got like no rear end at all maybe do some squats er something (this aplpies to both gneders)

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

I saw an old man in the grocery a few weeks ago who had a big cluster of tumors sprouting from his nose. It was way bigger than the nose, it bounced up and down when he walked, and was very disturbing to look at. I felt really bad for the guy, because his face probably seriously creeps out just about everybody he encounters.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

skander posted:

I saw an old man in the grocery a few weeks ago who had a big cluster of tumors sprouting from his nose. It was way bigger than the nose, it bounced up and down when he walked, and was very disturbing to look at. I felt really bad for the guy, because his face probably seriously creeps out just about everybody he encounters.

They're called balls, and you were looking at his crotch you idiot

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Second to post FAT GUNT

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Small hands, seconding ovipositors.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Girls with clawtorisis (clawtori?) are gross.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I don't like fats but it's not like disgust just more like "dang, I wonder what it feels like to be that big. I hope I don't get that fat".

I also can't stand seeing a face full of blackheads. It's just so gross and easily fixable.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

criscodisco posted:

I also can't stand seeing a face full of blackheads. It's just so gross and easily fixable.
the racism in this place. god drat

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
needle winkies

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013



This effect but with alternating butt cheeks

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Fat is Beautiful.

And so is the nasty crusty old cheese like substance I vividly remember being on the back of some kid's ears in 1st grade.

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