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CJacobs posted:I'm not an alcoholic! I'll drink to that!
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Im not either in fact im drinking a clausthaler right now
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Jul 29, 2016 04:50
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You shouldn't own yourself in my opinion but if you do do it you gotta do it in a really crazy messy way that leaves everyone who witnessed it really hosed up for years to come
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Jul 29, 2016 04:51
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I can't drink anymore because my mouth is sewn shut
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Jul 29, 2016 04:52
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Moon Atari posted:As much as it shames me to reveal any degree of care for such things, people posting intimate details of their life should probably be aware that Keg is trolling for the sake of fyad, where a common belief is that all posters outside of fyad are mentally ill/depressed or alcoholic, and a frequent source of amusement is coaxing gbs into revealing that. Which is usually all fun and games, but actually getting people to talk about their suicide attempts is an overreach and misinterpretation by a poster who should simultaneously go back to and stay out of gbs. ITT We post our detailed plans to commit heinous crimes and acts of terrorism (SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY NO TROLLING PLS)
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Jul 29, 2016 04:52
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It feels like... a bag of sand
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Moon Atari posted:As much as it shames me to reveal any degree of care for such things, people posting intimate details of their life should probably be aware that Keg is trolling for the sake of fyad, where a common belief is that all posters outside of fyad are mentally ill/depressed or alcoholic, and a frequent source of amusement is coaxing gbs into revealing that. Which is usually all fun and games, but actually getting people to talk about their suicide attempts is an overreach and misinterpretation by a poster who should simultaneously go back to and stay out of gbs. How did you gently caress up killing yourself lol
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Moon Atari posted:As much as it shames me to reveal any degree of care for such things, people posting intimate details of their life should probably be aware that Keg is trolling for the sake of fyad, where a common belief is that all posters outside of fyad are mentally ill/depressed or alcoholic, and a frequent source of amusement is coaxing gbs into revealing that. Which is usually all fun and games, but actually getting people to talk about their suicide attempts is an overreach and misinterpretation by a poster who should simultaneously go back to and stay out of gbs. 
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It was kind of a spur of the moment thing in the dorm room of someone I barely knew. I grabbed the sharpest thing I could find to slice my wrists with, which was a pair of scissors. When my friend walked in and saw what I was doing I asked her if she had anything sharper. She grabbed them out of my hand but didn't call an ambulance or anything. I ended up wandering off while she took care of her girlfriend who had alcohol poisoning and was throwing up in the shower. Walked around campus alone feeling like a failure. No sense of relief or feeling thankful that I wasn't successful. Called a few friends to tell them what happened and felt guilty when they started crying. Spent a few weeks with my wrist bandaged up telling people I sprained it. You can't really see the scar anymore.
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Jul 29, 2016 04:56
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I've brought a few people back from an unresponsive / no pulse state that came back far enough that you could talk to them and they all said they saw / felt nothing while dead.
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Moon Atari posted:As much as it shames me to reveal any degree of care for such things, people posting intimate details of their life should probably be aware that Keg is trolling for the sake of fyad, where a common belief is that all posters outside of fyad are mentally ill/depressed or alcoholic, and a frequent source of amusement is coaxing gbs into revealing that. Which is usually all fun and games, but actually getting people to talk about their suicide attempts is an overreach and misinterpretation by a poster who should simultaneously go back to and stay out of gbs. I haven't posted in FYAD in at least a year probably though
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Jul 29, 2016 05:00
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Nooner posted:You shouldn't own yourself in my opinion but if you do do it you gotta do it in a really crazy messy way that leaves everyone who witnessed it really hosed up for years to come Tbh I agree. If you're willing to go that far and kill yourself, the least you can do is traumatize some bystanders. Dress up as Santa Claus, swallow several pounds of candy in wrappers and jump off a skyscraper on a playground or something lol
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Jul 29, 2016 05:06
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Don't do it, OP!
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Jul 29, 2016 05:11
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Painful and sad I'd imagine.
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Sheep-Goats posted:I've brought a few people back from an unresponsive / no pulse state that came back far enough that you could talk to them and they all said they saw / felt nothing while dead. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nonbeing There you all go.
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Jul 29, 2016 05:14
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The Dregs posted:It's literal proof that you fail at everything. This. Also there was lots of puking involved. At least no one else found out about it.
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Jul 29, 2016 05:21
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Keg posted:I haven't posted in FYAD in at least a year probably though Long con.
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Jul 29, 2016 05:24
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tbh I agree. If you're willing to go that far and kill yourself, the least you can do is traumatize some bystanders. Dress up as Santa Claus, swallow several pounds of candy in wrappers and jump off a skyscraper on a playground or something lol Or like jump in front of a speeding train right in front of a super busy station so you get splattered all over AND gently caress up everyone's commute lol
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Jul 29, 2016 05:28
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Nooner posted:Or like jump in front of a speeding train right in front of a super busy station so you get splattered all over AND gently caress up everyone's commute lol That happened to someone I know, I don't think he got splattered on but he described it as "grisly."
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Jul 29, 2016 05:29
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Keg posted:I think that lots of people often feel regret as soon as they think they know for sure they're going to die, because once I saw a documentary called The Bridge and the guys who survived all said that at the very last moment before they hit the water after jumping off the bridge, they decided they didn't want to die. It's maybe because animals don't want to die on a visceral level, even if some people think dying will fix their problems. It's programmed into your brain to not want to die. Overcoming that is like overcoming the urge to have sex, but times ten thousand. That's why it usually takes repeated attempts. Personally I just felt regret for waking up and wasting the opportunity, because it takes a lot to work up to an attempt. There isn't a doubt in my mind I wouldn't have gone through with the second attempt but there was sort of a mega positive thing that came out of nowhere a couple days before I would have run out of the last of my money and liquor. There's sort of an attrition on the survival instinct, the longer you spend and the more attempts you make the less powerful it becomes. In a way it's been a positive thing since I look forward to eventual death as eternal piece rather than a backbrain terror of not existing anymore.
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Jul 29, 2016 05:42
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Guilt for almost committing a crime.
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Jul 29, 2016 05:45
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Like any other orgasm except for the HIV in the jizz
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Jul 29, 2016 05:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tbh I agree. If you're willing to go that far and kill yourself, the least you can do is traumatize some bystanders. Dress up as Santa Claus, swallow several pounds of candy in wrappers and jump off a skyscraper on a playground or something
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Jul 29, 2016 05:52
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I was going to strangle myself to death because its probably the most controllable reasonably comfortable way to go, but it turned out that mild asphyxiation made it impossible to feel depressed or anxious anymore. I did some testing on what kind of location and pressure gives the easiest way out, but when I was done, the mildly buzzed state I was in was acceptable in every way, so I never went through with the real deal. Tried again later, same thing happened, and I realized that death wasnt such a great goal to have in life anyway. Overall a nice experience, would recommend over jumping from a tall place and waking up in pain in the nearest hospital.
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Jul 29, 2016 05:57
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I'm guessing it either feels like total failure or you succeed. I've never tried. Give it a shot, OP.
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Jul 29, 2016 06:11
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Do you know what committing murder is like? It's like that, but on yourself.
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Jul 29, 2016 06:20
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Do you know what committing murder is like? It's like that, but on yourself. they only thing I've ever slain is the OP's mom's puss so I guess owning yourself feels pretty dang good 
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Jul 29, 2016 06:38
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Nooner posted:they only thing I've ever slain is the OP's mom's puss so I guess owning yourself feels pretty dang good Like when a water balloon bursts on my dilz. Bitch this mattress is less then a year old, tell me to put a loving towel down first, if you are that into me.
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Jul 29, 2016 06:41
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just like you feel like right now a big idiot!!
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Jul 29, 2016 06:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:I always figured FYAD was It's more like competitive irreverence.
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Jul 29, 2016 06:42
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Enfield posted:it was very painful and when i woke up i had drug dreams that i had a reset switch that would let me go back in time. after that was regret. pls dont kill yourselves. well bye im happy you didnt burn to death enfield you will do a lot of good in this world
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Jul 29, 2016 06:56
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Guys if you kill yourselves god will throw you into hell where youll burn for eternity it is a SIN dont do it, god IS NOT PLAYING AROUND
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Jul 29, 2016 07:00
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Zzulu posted:Guys if you kill yourselves god will throw you into hell where youll burn for eternity Sick burn.
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Jul 29, 2016 07:06
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VendaGoat posted:Jesus loving Christ, shut up. Doesn't hurt to throw in a heads up to people that might not want to share intimate details if they knew about the band of degenerates somehow using it to feel superior. At least I didn't think it hurt? I guess it did, somehow.
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Jul 29, 2016 07:10
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Moon Atari posted:Doesn't hurt to throw in a heads up to people that might not want to share intimate details if they knew about the band of degenerates somehow using it to feel superior. At least I didn't think it hurt? I guess it did, somehow. Who is your FYAD alt? Confess and be set free.
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Jul 29, 2016 07:12
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Pudding Huxtable posted:it's like a warm apple pie No that's for troons cutting their dicks off. This is the suicide thread.
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Jul 29, 2016 07:13
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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VendaGoat posted:Who is your FYAD alt? i'm lowtax's alt, but every time i admit it people think that I'm joking.
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Jul 29, 2016 07:14
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Moon Atari posted:i'm lowtax's alt, but every time i admit it people think that I'm joking. Just like this site is a CIA front? 
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  Don't do it, the bad thing.
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