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Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Get in,Benfica scores

# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:28

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:08

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Is Jesus a fraud?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:35

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

Handball. Ref? Penalty.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:54

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

Benfica loving suck

# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:55

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Lol benfica can't play for poo poo, let's just throw the ball to sporting's side and hope for the best

After a loving obvious penalty that the ref overlooked somehow

# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:57

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

What a insane start to the 2nd half

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:11

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Benfica scores,Jesus eats a lemon

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:12

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Adrien is so loving good,the rear end in a top hat.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:16

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

This Ederson kid is pretty good and/or Sporting are really unlucky

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:25

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Its both,sporting is really going full throttle.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:26

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

poo poo sporting scores

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:33

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

I missed the first half but the second has been very entertaining, nice assist by Joelito

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:33

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

This ref is doing a poo poo job for both teams

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:48

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Eh, a tie would be the just result, but I still believe that scp will be the champions even if we lose, we're pretty good

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:50

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

That was a bum squeaker

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:58

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

Never in doubt

Simone Poodoin posted:

Is Jesus a fraud?

Big time. It's time to come to the fact that it was Benfica that made Jesus good, not the other way around.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 20:59

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Good game, well played, poo poo refing but eh whatever. Let's go boys, win everything else for us SPOOORTING!

# ? Dec 11, 2016 21:04

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

2 loving handballs. joke of a league. just give them the cup and lets not waste any more time with this poo poo

# ? Dec 11, 2016 21:06

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

*ball hits shoulder of Benfica player*
Sporting fan:that's a penalty.loving ref.
*coates bodyslams Jimenez*
Sporting fan:loving diving Benfica primadonnas
*sporting has 3 times more fouls than Benfica and less yellow cards*
Sporting fan:good refereing ,this is a mans game.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 22:24

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

Sporting fans? in every news channel the commentators are saying there were 2 handballs. I can understand it being hard to see during the match since Benfica tv had barely any replays of the plays, but it's pretty clear on the post-match analysis

# ? Dec 11, 2016 22:42

orange sky: May 7, 2007

https://www.facebook.com/240017852812576/videos/721329708014719/

never a pen

rotfl

# ? Dec 12, 2016 17:39

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

Actually that's his shoulder. Both times

# ? Dec 12, 2016 18:06

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Trully something that all experts agree

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1177097862386077&substory_index=0&id=368845093211362

# ? Dec 13, 2016 01:29

orange sky: May 7, 2007

ChainsawCharlie posted:

Trully something that all experts agree

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1177097862386077&substory_index=0&id=368845093211362

Too bad that the angle I showed earlier wasn't shown in BTV until much later after the game, when most of the newspapers had already done their evaluation of the plays.

And lol just lol if you think Nelson Semedo's wasn't a penalty. I want to see if you think the same when it's against benfica. The same guys that whined saying Gelson's goal had a handball in it now think this isn't one. Jesus loving christ.

# ? Dec 13, 2016 11:51

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Oh my god,day three . Truly a dastardly scheme by btv to supress these imagens for a whole 2 hours,while also sending them to ALL THE NETWORKS.

You would think that cognitive dissonance would kill Sporting fans from shock, but im more amazed how they can survive with that much salt on their bodies.

# ? Dec 13, 2016 12:41

orange sky: May 7, 2007

I don't give a poo poo, we lost, I accepted it even before the game was done.

But it's just so precious, people saying those aren't penalties. Let's see the double standard later in the season, I'm sure it'll happen.

# ? Dec 13, 2016 12:52

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

Looks like Sporting is some big time fail. Time to ship out Jesus to China or some poo poo like that

# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:21

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Sporting just lost against braga. Ahhh my head is suddenly swelling

# ? Dec 18, 2016 23:22

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

Electronico6 posted:

Looks like Sporting is some big time fail.

We are

# ? Dec 19, 2016 03:24

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Reminder that Braga interim coach was fired from Sporting for "incompetence".Kharma keep chaos dunking all over Sporting.

# ? Dec 19, 2016 12:27

vonManstein: Nov 5, 2006

Merry Christmas ya bastards.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:03

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Happy hanukah you reprobates.in the spirit of the season I would like to extend my dampest congratulations to Sporting in winning 4 Portuguese cups in one year.well done lads.now get stuffed.in traditional desserts of the season of course.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 02:14

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Happy new year thread.may your team never turn into Portsmouth.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 04:59

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

http://videos.sapo.pt/6FpHhtZ83ywS9yBmYWV8

Portuguese referees: Ref is running backwards, doesn't see where he's going, collides against Porto player who gets shown a 2nd yellow card and is sent off. because I guess he thought it was intentional or something

# ? Jan 4, 2017 20:57

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

Mean Bean Machine posted:

http://videos.sapo.pt/6FpHhtZ83ywS9yBmYWV8

Portuguese referees: Ref is running backwards, doesn't see where he's going, collides against Porto player who gets shown a 2nd yellow card and is sent off. because I guess he thought it was intentional or something

lmao

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:02

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

loving lmao sporting

# ? Jan 4, 2017 23:09

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

Mean Bean Machine posted:

http://videos.sapo.pt/6FpHhtZ83ywS9yBmYWV8

Portuguese referees: Ref is running backwards, doesn't see where he's going, collides against Porto player who gets shown a 2nd yellow card and is sent off. because I guess he thought it was intentional or something

Seems like the correct decision. Corona should've been sent off too. And Maxi too, for being a garbage mercenary piece of poo poo.

Also

Simone Poodoin posted:

loving lmao sporting

# ? Jan 5, 2017 12:00

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

All right and we are back!Benfica is playing vitoria guimaraes one of the good teams of the league,they are widely considered the 5th biggest club in Portugal.both clubs come from a series of 3 straight wins so this should be a fun game.also vitorias anthem is a rod Stewart cover of "sailing" lol.Jonas and salvio are back into the team so Benfica are the favourites but vitoria has a good team and a good coach so we'll see.

# ? Jan 7, 2017 19:21

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Vitoria starts better,fejsa gets injured,things look shaky but oops Jonas scores on a salvio assist.

Benfica is just a murder machine.

# ? Jan 7, 2017 19:42

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Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

This vitoria team is pretty good, I'm fairly certain every player in their first 11 would find a place in one of the big 3 squads.soares is striker that im sure would be a starter in either sporting or porto.

# ? Jan 7, 2017 19:58

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