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Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Simone Poodoin posted:

lol

Parabéns campeão

Yeah this one is done,Benfica just won their 36th championship,the 4th in a row for the first time in their history.downtown Lisbon is gonna get lit tonight.

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

Grats you cunts

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



orange sky posted:

Grats you cunts

Thanks you you masochists, for what its Worth last year was way better because Sporting was a insanely good team.this one basically the less incompetent team won.

People are already partying in the streets in my neighbourhood,gonna be a fun night.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
gently caress Benfica

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Wow first the Euros and now Portugal win the friggin Eurovision. can this year get any better? Amazing stuff

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Wow first the Euros and now Portugal win the friggin Eurovision. can this year get any better? Amazing stuff

But it did get better! Benfica won the tetra and Sporting lost again :roflolmao:

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Electronico6 posted:

But it did get better! Benfica won the tetra and Sporting lost again :roflolmao:

A victory for referees all around the country. Just great. Epic win for Benfica

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Salvador is gonna die for our sins.....

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Lol Carrillo you are such a dumb fucker

Break a leg or some poo poo you arrogant bitch

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



orange sky posted:

Lol Carrillo you are such a dumb fucker

Break a leg or some poo poo you arrogant bitch

As a Benfica fan i concur with the first sentence. Watch the other arrogant bitch that statement was meant to Target start a Facebook Feud,as befits his title and age.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Porto fired Nuno Espirito Santo. Joke club status confirmed.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



holy lol that miss by Jimenez

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Ederson just confirmed hes off, to City probably

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Goodbye ederson,you beautiful bastard with a horrible tattoo ,from the b team to 40 million euro transfer in a year and a half.
Man, I know its the law of the market and every Portuguese club is broke but the amount of talent I've seen leave Benfica in the last 6/7 years could make a legit dark horse contender for the champions league.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Benfica should've held out for more, since they're only getting 20m IMO. hes gonna be world class probably

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Benfica should've held out for more, since they're only getting 20m IMO. hes gonna be world class probably

He's going to City so will magically turn into a turd with a bad tattoo most likely.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

he gave benfica the championship this year. incredible defending and those assists... gently caress, he's such a good player. and this is a Sporting fan talking

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Seems like Benfica is a bunch of cheating scum??

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Well we are but so is everyone else so it all evens out in the End

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Man I really really would like for Benfica to stop selling their best players every year that would be cool and good

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Benfica might be in some deep poo poo



















Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah right

http://blogs.xl.pt/bolanaarea/2012/10/21/policia-judiciaria-apoia-luis-filipe-vieira/

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Benfica got the best players, makes the best deals, owns the best referees and has all the relevant contacts with the state apparatus, all thanks to the mad Genius of Luis Filipe Vieira. Being a Benfica fan is just winning at life honestly.

Imagine being a Sporting fan and having Fatass Carvalho as your club president and going into mega debt so you can pay a salary to Jorge Jesus just to end up in 3rd place. I dunno how they can live with themselves honestly.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
https://www.facebook.com/SportingClubePortugal/videos/10154532029231555/

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Supercup is on and benfica is already winning 2—0.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Man the supercup is kinda of a mixed bag game because its the first game of the season and most teams still show the rust and pains from the pre-season but this one is turning into a proper competitive match.vitoria still is a good but flawed team,benfica is worse than last season but salvio—pizzi—fejsa—jonas —cervi can play with their eyes closed.our defence is gonna be a sieve though.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Man this benfica braga game is pretty great,benfica is gonna score so.many.goals. unfortunately benficas defense is really bad like mid table side bad sooooo its gonna be a great year for cardiac arrests

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
There were some sick goals today
http://www.vsports.pt/vod/37805/m/361784/vsports/b52f1c13d078dbd26eec00dabcbecb08
http://www.vsports.pt/vod/37828/m/361785/vsports/a783335bfa884c5c835f9b1025f0811f (almost)

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Benfica sucks lol

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



We're really bad op,like holy poo poo im pretty sure we cant finish in the top 4.
at least we got 150 million in sales this summer which should slot reaaly well into the benficas president bank account.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
jesus Benfica, 0-5 vs Basel loving lol

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hi friends quote this post when Benfica wins the league again even though we had a bad start thanks

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
there's a Porto - Benfica in 1 hour, and only 3 points separate the top three teams in the table so it's a big one.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Can any of you Portugays explain what’s going on with Benefica?

orange sky
May 7, 2007

They've been hacked and everyone has their e-mails by now.

PSTs and everything are available publicly for two of their employees so far

It's crazy as gently caress

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Xmas is whats happened.im a benfica fan but also a maximum chaos fan.at least chaos doesnt charge me 70 euros for a cl game.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

blue footed boobie posted:

Can any of you Portugays explain what’s going on with Benefica?

Porto hackers got into their e-mails and servers and found signs of some shady poo poo going on, like lists of referees who'll do right by Benfica, home addresses and phone numbers of referees, high ranked people in the portuguese federation sending them confidential information etc The police is already investigating and has done searches on their stadium, offices and people's houses, like their president. Basically it's what everyone had already suspected was going on in portuguese football for years, now it's just out in the open. Yesterday the hackers released to the public like 20gb of those e-mails. Dunno if this is what you mean. if you mean why aren't they top of the table, it's because they sold some of their best players like Ederson, Lindelof, Nelson Semedo etc and didn't buy suitable replacements. Also theyre bitches

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Porto hackers got into their e-mails and servers and found signs of some shady poo poo going on, like lists of referees who'll do right by Benfica, home addresses and phone numbers of referees, high ranked people in the portuguese federation sending them confidential information etc The police is already investigating and has done searches on their stadium, offices and people's houses, like their president. Basically it's what everyone had already suspected was going on in portuguese football for years, now it's just out in the open. Yesterday the hackers released to the public like 20gb of those e-mails. Dunno if this is what you mean. if you mean why aren't they top of the table, it's because they sold some of their best players like Ederson, Lindelof, Nelson Semedo etc and didn't buy suitable replacements. Also theyre bitches

I hope Porto really does employ their own cyber criminal force.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Even better,they have a whole network of high price escorts and brothels,theres a rumor going around that the dude got hacked by one of his mistresses,please dont google pedro guerra images and picture him having sex,this is going to be peak :suspense:

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Nah, it was definitely an inside job. They say they got the whole email server, 2tb of it. This is gonna be a slow drip and it's gonna rock the whole country

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Porto hackers got into their e-mails and servers and found signs of some shady poo poo going on, like lists of referees who'll do right by Benfica, home addresses and phone numbers of referees, high ranked people in the portuguese federation sending them confidential information etc The police is already investigating and has done searches on their stadium, offices and people's houses, like their president. Basically it's what everyone had already suspected was going on in portuguese football for years, now it's just out in the open. Yesterday the hackers released to the public like 20gb of those e-mails. Dunno if this is what you mean. if you mean why aren't they top of the table, it's because they sold some of their best players like Ederson, Lindelof, Nelson Semedo etc and didn't buy suitable replacements. Also theyre bitches

That was what I meant, and it all rules. Thank you, mbm.

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