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NLJP posted:Another favourite was Liface I think who was so obnoxious the admins somehow made it so that everyone could edit his posts. I think he also got into trouble for his avatar? It was some pretty generic asian man and the dude in the picture somehow found out about it I think. On that note who were the two circlejerking posters who were eventually banned from posting in the same thread together? Inevitably they hosed up in the end. Ikari and psychicattack or was that something else? Who are the ikari and psychicattack reregs? Someone must know....
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Jul 31, 2016 13:28
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Back panther / arm reduction
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Jul 31, 2016 13:47
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I recall some dude in the don't eat a carb thread just binging on nothing but meat and cheese constantly and talking about using leftover bacon grease in future meals, then later he posts some numbers from his doctor and one of them was something like wayyyyyy the gently caress out of healthy range and into "holy poo poo you're going to loving die" territory. The chain of screenshots had someone getting probated for telling the guy he should probably stop, too. I also happened to remember some phrase along the lines of "It's (someone), call the police" earlier too but I don't remember the exact name, only that the dude was a horrifying creep.
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Jul 31, 2016 15:48
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Jul 31, 2016 15:55
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A bunch of goons got rich playing poker. That goon who stabbed someone that was following him down the street and ran away and then posted a thread about it.
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Jul 31, 2016 16:12
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It's Granos, call the police.
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Jul 31, 2016 16:14
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in hospital lost fingat post mote later
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Jul 31, 2016 16:26
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I Said No posted:I recall some dude in the don't eat a carb thread just binging on nothing but meat and cheese constantly and talking about using leftover bacon grease in future meals, then later he posts some numbers from his doctor and one of them was something like wayyyyyy the gently caress out of healthy range and into "holy poo poo you're going to loving die" territory. The chain of screenshots had someone getting probated for telling the guy he should probably stop, too. 
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Jul 31, 2016 16:31
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I Said No posted:I recall some dude in the don't eat a carb thread just binging on nothing but meat and cheese constantly and talking about using leftover bacon grease in future meals, then later he posts some numbers from his doctor and one of them was something like wayyyyyy the gently caress out of healthy range and into "holy poo poo you're going to loving die" territory. The chain of screenshots had someone getting probated for telling the guy he should probably stop, too. That reminds me of the cheese fart monster who had such rank gas that his boss had to talk to him about it and his office all avoided him. Turned out he was a ridiculous cheese fiend and had fridges full of the poo poo and couldn't conceive of eating anything without cheese sauce on it. His doc told him he was lactose intolerant and he was triumphant because he was under the impression that now his work couldn't fire him or force him to cut down on cheese/take pills to cut down on office Auschwitz since he now had a 'recognised medical condition' and it would be 'against the law'. I really hope he wasn't fakeposting. IIRC he did provide pictures of his cheese hoard like some kind of greasy dragon.
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I looked up a normal LDL level, it's between 100 and 120. "Greater than 160" is considered too high. His is 293. It's amazing his blood was flowing at all, holy poo poo. Also I looked up Granos, that's the call the police guy for sure. Kinda wish I didn't look him up though jesus gently caress 
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Jul 31, 2016 17:38
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Marissa Marchant. She was selling copies of her album for thousands of dollars, the original number that comes to mind was 17k or so. For this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOaceYwuE2U I remember goons mocking her, and then she replied to them. It was glorious and I still laugh about it.
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Jul 31, 2016 17:42
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Who was the goon that was roommates with Annie Cruz, and ended up buying her an account so other goons could poo poo talk her directly? Edit: I just checked SAclopedia, and it was Justin_on_fire. He claimed she had AIDS, and she bought herself an account to respond. 3 A.M. Radio has a new favorite as of 18:04 on Jul 31, 2016 |
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Jul 31, 2016 18:01
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I Said No posted:I looked up a normal LDL level, it's between 100 and 120. "Greater than 160" is considered too high. His is 293. i have never understood people who are addicted to bacon it's literally burnt fat and the world health organization ranks american bacon at #2 behind cigarettes for 'poo poo that gives us cancer' if you're going to pick your poison, couldn't you pick one that doesn't make you a fat guy with a grease stained shirt and cancer
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Jul 31, 2016 18:08
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Teikanmi posted:Psionic ant lit his tiny micropenis on fire for ik  it was actually for like 100 pages of posts or something i never got ik. i was desperate for attention not authority 
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Jul 31, 2016 18:11
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Was it a goon who had a job but the company forgot about him during a restructure so he just kept turning up and getting paid without having a job to do. I think he eventually found someone else at the company in the same situation. I'd like to read that again.
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Jul 31, 2016 18:14
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Oh man I think I remember that one. At one point he was called into the boss' office, he thought the gig was up but instead he got a pay raise or something for a job well done since things were running smooth?
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Jul 31, 2016 18:25
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Doug Sisk posted:Was it a goon who had a job but the company forgot about him during a restructure so he just kept turning up and getting paid without having a job to do. I think he eventually found someone else at the company in the same situation. I'd like to read that again. Those threads were called "American Dream" but also usually "Forgotten Employee", by Moonshine who is now called Graveyard Grandma. Whole story by itself: https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/ Thread parts 1 and 2 are gone, 3, 4, and 5 threads are Goldmine http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=260220 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=306921 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=332580
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Jul 31, 2016 19:02
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MissFortune posted:Masaokis and his 'cooking' videos didn't begin at SA, but a chance finding of his first video launched a gigantic thread and spiraled straight into crazy town as more videos were found. Then he realized he finally had an audience, and it somehow got worse. Masaokis is on better meds and is doing pretty well. He has some new vids up. I'll edit his channel in if I can find it. 
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Jul 31, 2016 19:35
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TenementFunster posted:Jeb Lund 
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Jul 31, 2016 19:58
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I never knew about masaokis until this thread. The old videos are horrific and amazing and the new ones are quite touching in how they show him doing so much better. Really though, do we know the actual story about this guy? Those old videos demonstrated some extreme cognitive dissonance.
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Jul 31, 2016 21:15
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I Said No posted:I recall some dude in the don't eat a carb thread just binging on nothing but meat and cheese constantly and talking about using leftover bacon grease in future meals, then later he posts some numbers from his doctor and one of them was something like wayyyyyy the gently caress out of healthy range and into "holy poo poo you're going to loving die" territory. The chain of screenshots had someone getting probated for telling the guy he should probably stop, too. Who was the 'melted candle' guy who started the low-carb thing? I've never actually seen his picture.
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Finally bought archives thanks to this trip down memory lane. I'm checking out the Phenazepam thread, and the third post is by a perma-banned user expressing shock at the drug's potency. Ban reason? "Deceased." Offending post links to halfway through the thread where this guy lays out his plans for buying a kilo of the stuff. well spent.
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Aug 1, 2016 01:26
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Has Betamax challenging Franco to a fight been mentioned yet?
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Aug 1, 2016 01:29
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Yes, let's bring Franco into the pantheon of things that we encourage folks to fondly recall
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Not really saga stuff per se, but Judo Hobo was a real high point here for me. Also trampoline bear but mostly because that happened in my home town. There was a goon, myabe Justion on Fire or One Trick Pony made a yakkety sax'd vid of it that was pretty funny.
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oh yeah when Jer i think put the ad into the newspaper with the cat face that said something like "oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers". it was in my local paper and i almost pissed myself laughing when i saw it
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Aug 1, 2016 02:23
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The saga of wojtek. He was a goon that posted in Pet Island one day about being unable to care for his dogs any longer. He had like three of them and wanted to get rid of them after only a year or so. His excuse? He's literally so busy that he doesn't have time to feed or walk them. He posts pics asking for advice on what to do with them. Within five posts someone finds out that he plays World of War craft like 23 hours a day. Someone else figured out that he actually had his laptop plugged into a wall outlet to play at the hospital while his wife gave birth. This was 8 years ago. His last activity shows he was playing three hours ago as of this post: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/blackrock/Wojtek/simple
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Aug 1, 2016 02:32
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cuck cuck im gay posted:The saga of wojtek. that guy is one of the biggest pieces of poo poo ive ever heard about. gently caress him. i wish somebody would hack his loving wow account and sell his gay bullshit
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Aug 1, 2016 02:38
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:that guy is one of the biggest pieces of poo poo ive ever heard about. gently caress him. i wish somebody would hack his loving wow account and sell his gay bullshit He actually reported a post of some one making fun of him and the mods leaked the mod only forum thread making fun of the while thing.
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TenementFunster posted:Jeb Lund cuck cuck im gay posted:The saga of wojtek. btw i love how your username sets off the filter when you're quoted
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Aug 1, 2016 02:53
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I liked these flyers.
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Aug 1, 2016 03:01
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I don't know if it originated here, but I remember the huge thread about it
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The kevin havens/dollfucker saga and Nickolaus Pacione were amazing back in the day
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Raged posted:And of course gently caress OFF TASTY Speaking of Tasty...  When every thread was about All Your Base:  "Hey, GBS... I just poo poo my pants..." 
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Elfgames posted:The kevin havens/dollfucker saga and Nickolaus Pacione were amazing back in the day
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What about when we made a thread mocking Romeo Rose, then he showed up in the thread and the mods kept buying him avatars of horse teeth and poo poo?
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:What about when we made a thread mocking Romeo Rose, then he showed up in the thread and the mods kept buying him avatars of horse teeth and poo poo? And then some goons met up with him and he fell in love with one of goon's friends (who may have had sex with him?).
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Haha, goons.... cripes!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mloc0jh6kV4
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A lot of the good ones have already been mentioned, but that lady who started an ask/tell thread about loving her parents on the reg was one of the more insane things I've seen on this site.
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