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May 2, 2008

Malatora, and the Dargon Slayurs who... talked about the website and therefore caused the owner of it to freak out and abandon his journey towards making cybernetic dragon shaped bodies with which to rape children in. Special Guest: that one trans? lady who succeeded the original website owner and made out everything as such a big deal.

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May 2, 2008

Len posted:

Can anyone elaborate on this? I assume it was a male goon not taking no from a female goon as a valid answer but I'm sure there's a whole awkward story involved.

I don't think anyone can. The thread was abruptly vanished to a mod forum and the only thing the mods/admins would say was 'sexual assault may have happened. There will be no more goon love okcupid meet up threads'.

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May 2, 2008

Speaking of musicians, who was that loving awful pirate rap goon group who managed to get onto some American Idol esque tv show and embarrass themselves? I remember criticizing them led to probations and bans lol

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May 2, 2008

Len posted:

She has a PayPal link on her Tumblr so people can give her money? I dunno she doesn't have many others beyond being a worthless sack of poo poo. Only person I know who had to cancel her 21st drinking plans because she didn't have a photo id since $8 was more than she had.

What's her pronouns, sexuality, favorite fandoms, and A3O [archive of our own] account name? And laffo you just get dudes to buy you drinks like cmon scrub.

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May 2, 2008

Adaptive Systems who wrote fairly coherent, weird rear end walls of text which goons enjoy even to this day. Apparently some of was lifted/plagiarized from other places though.

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May 2, 2008

MeatwadIsGod posted:

It really is hard to top Caro. Imagine being in some Syrian dungeon for years enduring God knows what, and when you finally think you're going to be saved it's by those people who are out to get you

Anybody remember that thread making fun of Seasteaders and some guy wrote this amazing story from the perspective of a UN relief worker visiting one?

Was this about GlennBeckistan and his proposed libertarian city 'Independence'? Or was there another group of lunatics who wanted their own citystatecountry?

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May 2, 2008

Nearly every loving year there was a big old thread to decide what the next :reg##: would be. Look at this garbage. :regd04: :regd05: :regd06: :regd07: :regd08: :regd09: :regd10: :regd11: :regd13:

And there was some hullabaloo one year when FYAD or some other forum bought the reg## emoticon before anyone else could.

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May 2, 2008

Jastiger posted:

Not specificslly forums but i remember being in high school, like 9th or 10th grade, and finding something awful. There was some article about babes of gaming and it was just a bunch of lesbian porn pictures with "reviews" of the games in an article, with the joke being that the babes were playing the games while loving each other. I think that was the joke i kinda forget, im sure it was just an excuse to post porn.

The reason it sticks out to me is because i was browsing at school and they had blocks on everything around 1999, but not something awful, and i was basicslly unintentionally looking at porn while innocently looking for the next Jeff K article. I havent been able to find it again, but 15 year old me thought that was the coolest poo poo.

Ah, this reminds me. They had mock hentai game reviews on the front page. For more than a few of them, the articles showed or had linked to screen caps of anime children getting tentacled/raped on the front page, and never thought to take down or not host at all actual anime child porn. I think by now they screencaps were removed, but they had been up there for more than a few years. Mainly they were removed because someone in QCS pointed it out.

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May 2, 2008

Someone please tell me I'm not crazy for remembering this. Wasn't there an e/n thread of a guy asking for relationship advice because he changed the shower head to something different and was confused when this girlfriend insisted he changed it back? I swear the thread was telling him she was masturbating with the showerhead and he should just change it back but he was being weird about it.

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May 2, 2008

Mr. 47 posted:

Does anyone else remember the thread about the vapid doofus who lived in a tiny urban apartment in Australia with a couple kids, but she was bound and determined to get some giant gently caress-off dog that is horrible with kids and requires many hectares of land? It followed the classic goon timeline of:

Goon: I want to do this thing.
SA: Do not do the thing.
Goon: But I really want to do the thing.
SA: The thing is bad and will end tragically. Do not do the thing.
Goon: I just did the thing and it went tragically.
SA: gently caress you and the thing.

Fishy fishy: I wanna get a maremma Sheep dog
Pet Island: Do not do the thing
fishy fishy: I also have an autistic preteen + his cat and a preemie baby and I'm getting a maremma sheep dog
Pet Island: this is the worst idea and here's why. I'm an experienced sheep dog owner of XX years trust me.
fishy fishy: ugh why aren't any of you being helpful
Pet Island: this dog will eat your cat, preemie baby, and autistic 12 yo child in that order
fishy fishy: says nothing because she's abandoned the thread
Pet Island: hey this person popped up on other sites saying the maremma sheep dog she just got is displaying dangerous behavior to her autistic 12 yo.......... huh.


Edit: the follow up: http://www.bubhub.com.au/community/forums/showthread.php?293116-How-to-find-a-farm

"He is a maremma sheep dog! He is so beautiful and cuddley but he has started guarding me! :shocked face: When my children are around, he used to love them, now he is starting to see them as threats! :shocked face:"

Edit 2: " Our Dog. Kirby. Kirby is a Maremma sheepdog and is HUGE! We had a problem with him for a while with the kids but we got that all sorted out. He is always roaming our yard making sure everything is AOK before coming inside. When he is inside he just lays still and DD is usually all over him. DS has dubbed him "sit, sit, sit." Whenever DS says it, Kirby walks up and lays down in front of DS. " from here, posted a few months later. She still has the dog and no one is dead. Pet Island success story?

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May 2, 2008

Frijolero posted:

Has anyone talked about the time Hellbastard got flamed and owned and stopped drawing?

No. Someone please do I never liked the fucker and it would bring me some kind of joy.

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May 2, 2008

genesplicer posted:

I find it interesting that you came into his thread to tell him you are ignoring him. It's almost like Mrs. Genesplicer's second grade girls who get mad at each other, then spend the rest of the day pointing out to each other that they are not going to talk to each other any more.

So you hate his stuff. Good for you. Why not spend your time experiencing things you do enjoy? But perhaps what you enjoy is complaining. Fine. Why not go down to Denny's and complain that the steak there isn't nearly as good as that really nice steakhouse downtown? Or maybe you enjoy being a dick? Go for it, I guess. There are worse hobbies than spending your time proving how much you hate something.

I could never understand why people would spend so much time screaming about what they hate, rather than focusing on what they like. I'm more of a "Vote 1 and move on" sort of guy. But to each his own. For now, the Hipsters run GBS and are busy posturing to each other over who can hate everything more than the others.


Hole Wolf posted:

it's poo poo, genesplicer. it's really bad.

Every good and corrent person in that thread has brought me much joy and happiness. And Warren Zevon or whomever is a loving dickwad cocksucker.

Edit this thread i mean http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3312495&pagenumber=63&perpage=40#post421566366

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