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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
EVE and DAoC trolling and how that one guy lost like $10k.

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Oh God the AOL chat logs. I remember those from before my pre-account days.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Wikkheiser posted:

Furries are tame now that we have bronies, people who paid money to see Suicide Squad and Donald Trump supporters.

But you repeat yourself.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Are we talking about the same person, or are there two goons doing self extractions?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I was thinking sir 14 inch.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Thread destroyed, it's an imgur album now with eight pictures. Can't find it

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Suck my puntl you púcëman.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

an AOL chatroom posted:

He also jumped onto the Automotive Insanity thread where people were doing parody movie car posters, took the idea, and started selling posters done up in that style with just enough details changed to (presumedly) avoid trademark infringement. I suppose well within his right, but I always thought it was kind of tacky of him.

Oh this motherfucker. Yeah.

Had no idea he overheated in Arizona. God drat Cooling System.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
GOD drat HOW DO YOU gently caress UP A 3-WAY?


Listen, I'm a goony gently caress. No social interaction, scammed my way into a fiancee, whatever. But before all that, an opportunity arose, and I did it, and it was good, and it will probably never happen again but I'll cherish it like the goony gently caress I am.

If I can do it, you can to!

Queen_Combat has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Sep 8, 2016

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Just because you participated, or had it, doesn't mean you didn't gently caress it up after.

I could have amazing sex but if I then go hide in a corner and piddle away brain cells on it, driving myself to neurosis and depression, then I hosed it up. No matter how it was on the day itself.

Rhyno posted:

By two members being related and not being super hot twins.

Don't care. Is he marrying them? Then let the redneck lovemakin' commence.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
If somebody makes "You have died of Anxiety" an animated gif in the proper format (and it's not poo poo), I will pony up the $30 or whatever on Saturday and buy an emote.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
The thread where the guy lifted a couch.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Didnt elfpr0n die?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
On phenazepam

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Is that where Radium comes into play?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Chrome killed bookmarklets

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
LONG LIVE THE BOOKMARKLET


There was a period when chrome disabled them outright.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Do any of the original fingat pictures exist? The fire pit, the fake gamecube baked beans poop, etc?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Writing blogs and being a whiny fucker.

But I guess he's allowed.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I liked GBS when you had to post with proper grammar, and they had informative current-news threads.

I really don't understand or like the current (or, recent) meme-war trumpism factory. I'm glad it's dead.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Unironically.

:psyduck:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

I Said No posted:

I was going to suggest earlier that if it reopens, usernames/avatars/signatures get stripped off posts so you have no identity in there and thus can't form cliques
But then I realized that's literally just 4chan so uh :suicide:

4chan got bought by Martin Schkreli so we do need a replacement.

Well, not need, but you know

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Arkanomen posted:

he killed himself over it.

What?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

I Said No posted:

is this better or worse than rolling for anal circumference

The scary part is that roll is done with a D100.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

WickedHate posted:

That isn't accurate like at all holy poo poo, and also, I'm a girl.

I remember you. You're the homophobe transgender male female biological male female pedophile liar.

Get a new username or account. You've spun too many contradictory tales that literally nothing you say can ever legitimise you. Never.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

WickedHate posted:

I have literally no idea what this means. Not gonna post in this thread anymore.

I DON'T EITHER



code:

DON'T    GENDERS
OPEN     INSIDE

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
It wasn't a cesspool before. Uptight, yes, but cleaner than this poo poo.

What changed?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
My favorite video.

What is SomethingAwful about?

Popups. Popups, pop-unders, flash ads, porn ads, porn ads with sound.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I used the resume service, and the resume was made with an illegitimate copy of Word.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Ibogaine posted:

Do you have the story's conclusion as well?

The phenazepam one where a guy "eyeballed" a dose :catstare:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Didn't a guy shoot himself in the thigh with his shotgun defending his home from an "invader," but it turned out to be just an accidental discharge while he was walking on his porch? I remember a very visceral retelling of the story, with pictures of his hosed up leg.

Also we had that poster that was a beat cop, then a detective, for like 30 years? He was a cool dude.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Welp, bigger saga than I thought. I only read a bit through his megathread, then got distracted.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Holy poo poo, is that real? That's insane, they're insane, it's all a waste of time.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
No, I mean, it's well done. The guy isn't even aware of how much he needs his lovely partner. It's like Pen without Teller. But 1/100000th as important.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
No, there was a goon locked upstairs during Katrina, asking how to barricade his office door and taking bad cellphone pics of looters.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Maxmaps is the KSP dev. illectro is Scott Manley

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Ghostlight posted:

Total Biscuit.

Why do people care about this chum bucket?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
SSNs aren't purely sequential. The first 5 are a location and date code. A person in NY will never get a 509/519 (Idaho) one, for instance. They have been reused before, even if by accident.

If you know someone's SSN last 4 and date/place of birth, you know their entire 9.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

MisterOblivious posted:

While there was a kernel of truth to that, it doesn't account recent changes or for parents who don't register at the time of birth. The first 3 numbers reflect the zip code of the mailing address used on the application, which may not be the same zip as the hospital or even the parent's residence.

My number was issued after my brother, who is 2 years younger, and does not reflect my birth state. His envelope was opened earlier in the day than mine.

Also, the first 3 are randomized now instead of being tied to a particular state.

Didn't know that changed.

Well, I've still got flyover state baby boomers I can get.

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Goon or not, I'll donate money to get ANYBODY out of Spokane. gently caress that place.

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