|
Avshalom.
|
#
¿
May 21, 2017 05:05
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 17, 2024 11:20 |
|
|
What ever happened to El pinto grande and frolixo and etc? I dont remember any big goodbyes for a lot of the old guard, they just kinda vanished. Wherever fistgrrl is, I hope she's happy.
|
|
#
¿
May 29, 2017 16:11
|
|
|
Ghostlight posted:I thought the urban legend was that it was Marilyn Manson. Him can suck his own dick!
|
|
#
¿
Jun 4, 2017 17:01
|
|
|
Iirc some people complained that she would probate/ban people for things she didn't like rather than any specific rule breaking.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 22, 2017 04:20
|
|
|
I still like you spanlove.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 22, 2017 15:19
|
|
|
Hollismason posted:Who was the goon that managed to sneak his nuts into pictures he took into multiple posts through out the forums. Was it you or Hollis Mason that pulled his own rotten teeth out with pliers and live posted it in GBS?
|
|
#
¿
Jul 9, 2017 20:13
|
|
|
I was talking about an old old thread like pre 2007 maybe, about a user named Hollis Mason that complained he couldnt afford to go to the dentist so he literally yanked some teeth with vodka and a pair of pliers. Posted pics while he did it. It was intense and maybe the most insane thing I'd seen on these forums at that time. Puts gooncamp to shame, if any gooncampers had any shame.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 10, 2017 21:19
|
|
|
Adaptive Systems wrote a good post about getting into your first fight. I think I have it saved in my quotes file, I'll try to find it. e: I shall be utterly truthful in every respect and summarize the existential dilemma presented by one’s first fist fight. The instant you become aware that are you inescapably confronted with an imminent, intentional act of severe physical violence, an animal fear exactly like the kind kittens feel knowing they are about to be maliciously drowned builds within you towards an unbearable crescendo. The instant his fist strikes you square in the nose, the fear breaks utterly and you become suddenly aware that you are dead. In the instant that follows, you come to know that not only are you not dead, but you alone, among all the men that have lived, cannot be killed by means whatsoever. Then you see his head snap back savagely as if pulled by a hangmen’s noose around his neck, and you realize that you did that, and you are overcome with a feeling that is simultaneously profoundly healthy and deeply obscene, like the first time you watched your cock slide into a woman’s sloppy pussy and felt the waves of euphoria and nausea cascade over your body and until you know that you were born a living god, for whom the satisfaction of all desires is the greatest possible moral good. ee: That's a lil bit cringey tbh in tyool 2017. A lot of his writing doesn't hold up anymore now that we're all 30+. Charles Bukowski has a new favorite as of 06:24 on Jul 11, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Jul 11, 2017 05:44
|
|
|
Moon Slayer posted:You actually thought this was good at one point? I was 14 when I started reading these forums bra. Im 30 now. Yeah, I and many people here liked his posting. It was something different from the pants making GBS threads posts. Charles Bukowski has a new favorite as of 12:54 on Jul 11, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Jul 11, 2017 12:49
|
|
|
Thats some deep wisdom man. We only got better (hopefully most of us). Not me though, I've never been a good poster. I think I've made 5 threads in my life and I'm pretty sure my first was 'Why do women only want platonic relationships with me.' Shameful. I would have given my 16 year old self a wedgie.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 11, 2017 13:06
|
|
|
I just didn't like the same 2 dozen megathreads clogging up the first page when I didn't care about any of them. Now its just gurf youtube links and probaably not even ironic anymore alt right shitposts.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 12, 2017 10:43
|
|
|
Stile looks to be doing quite well for himself these days judging by his facebook. Nice guy.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 14, 2017 22:21
|
|
|
Sunburnt aphid died right? 
|
|
#
¿
Jul 14, 2017 22:55
|
|
|
It never made me laugh as much as 'Bloodfart McCoy.'
|
|
#
¿
Jul 15, 2017 11:07
|
|
|
Tardcore posted:I could have sworn there were two Hollis Masons, you and Hollis Mason with a space I thiught there was and that the one with the space tore his teeth out. I guess(?) It was popecrunch but I swore a hollis mason did it. Probably just a bad memory, though it is interesting if multiple people thought this was true as well. I'd also bet there have been multiple goons with tooth extraction threads in gbs over the years. Apologies to hollismason.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 16, 2017 07:44
|
|
|
I hope your teeth are all better now and in your skull. 
|
|
#
¿
Jul 17, 2017 20:15
|
|
|
Where is the funny good posting these days? I think I've given up on gbs. Maybe I have to find a niche subforum after all these years. It makes sense for Lowtax to be quiet now, he is busy drawing thousands of spaceships.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 18, 2017 05:25
|
|
|
Rough Lobster posted:Anyone got the scoop on the story of Two Worlds? He's an egg man with corn teeth!
|
|
#
¿
Jul 29, 2017 02:13
|
|
|
There's a goon who claims to have bought him his flight to Syria. What an rear end in a top hat.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 29, 2017 12:29
|
|
|
Spanish Manlove was fine as a mod. You're all being really crazy and mean to him. The DIY Hawaiian island dudes were nuts. I think they all got sick from drinking from a kiddie pool the wild hogs poo poo in. Still probably lasted longer then those Texarrakis idiots.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 11, 2017 08:08
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Aug 11, 2017 20:07
|
|
|
The mod there was the founder of the grease and cheese diet. Was that Sizzlechest? He's referenced in the great goon quote as being the obese powerlifter that couldn't run for 20 seconds I believe. e:fb
|
|
#
¿
Aug 11, 2017 20:16
|
|
|
"Follow my advice or you will die" is really excellent motivation for a doctor to provide. That's almost literally what my last specialist said and I've been doing good for that specific issue. Louisgod being upset makes sense, the dude ate like 20 lbs of that stuff a month at least, didn't he? Sizzlechest eat the bread. Axemaniac was the pervert, not the powerlifter.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2017 00:07
|
|
|
I shudder to think of what I posted on the internet that long ago. Also I might have gotten him confused with loose change, who hit on every girl on awful yearbook very crudely.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2017 06:52
|
|
|
Basement pool was such a bad idea. Like, at least move the pool from underneath the light fixture holy poo poo.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2017 17:20
|
|
|
Wet Butt posted: was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think Weighed 750 pounds Parents were both Charles Manson (long story) Wore a bath robe to school every day Had the word “homo” instead of a mouth
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2017 17:26
|
|
|
Volte posted: For Christmas my parents got me gloves, a pair of running shoes, a set of drums, a piano, a skateboard, a bicycle, 10 rock climbing lessons, a ladder, a hammer, a pair of scissors, and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. I have no arms or legs. They know this. Autism Sundae posted: My younger brother and I haven't always been on the best of terms. He's a rude, anti-intellectual, raging homophobic (to the point where if he even sees any "of the queer" he lets out a muffled yell and flips the channel/crosses the street/averts his gaze), anti-semite with a huge entitlement complex that he has mostly because he makes a lot of money at the Ferrari repair shop he works at. The fact that I'm a liberal art student doesn't help matters either. For years, my brother has been lording the fact that he makes more money than I do over me and constantly says, even in front of my art-school graduate father, how worthless my degree will be. It's as if the concept of me not caring how much money I make so long as I'm doing what I love is completely alien to him. I've been really trying to mend bridges with him for the past year and I decided I would go out and splurge a little bit on the christmas presents. I've never had much money so I made my family artwork this christmas, but in addition to that, I got my brother a nice and warm $80 jacket that he needed as well as the swiss army knife that he's been dropping hints at for months. He gave me a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on and a key chain that he got free from work. After the present opening, his girlfriend comes up to me and says that I shouldn't use the key chain as a key chain. Apparently the one he gave her months before shattered after she tried to put some keys on it and cut her hand. Sorry to go all e/n but after all this time of us trying to be nicer to each other he just goes right back to not giving a poo poo. It kinda made this one of the worst christmases ever
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2017 17:36
|
|
|
The naked king of Shoreditch was a good time. A goon was in his high rise apartment and noticed that his entire block has been evacuated. Except for him. He ended up stripping naked and dancing around his window while police milled about outside.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2017 19:16
|
|
|
Noni was a great champion of Doobie, which was a shame as he left after the fall of the Doobs and I felt he was a great poster. 'Thats just the kind of low cunning I'd expect from an Alabama sewer man' will always make me laugh.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 13, 2017 01:16
|
|
|
Ive been here for 14 years. Life's a blip man. One of my favourite old threads was The Human Crouton's childhood story drawings thread where he told an series of epic tales involving childish gibberish drawings that I dearly loved.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 13, 2017 02:26
|
|
|
Solice Kirsk posted:They should just bring back leeching to get rid of their excess blood. The world needs yoked up leeches. We've had yoked up leeches as long as I've been alive. I am of course talking about Frank Stallone.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 18, 2017 13:52
|
|
|
A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Sad to hear about all these naive "establishment" doctors who won't recognize as a peer the extremely purple gym man who keeps lowkey trying to trap me in a corner for some reason He wants to stuff you in his HGH gut so he can know motherhood.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 19, 2017 06:14
|
|
|
It also had some fun diplomacy type games that an LF regular friend of mine convinced me to join. I played France in WW2 and ended up fleeing to Africa after I doublecrossed Germany and got my rear end handed to me in the homeland. I did carve out Africa nicely though. I know jack poo poo about world war history so I dunno if this is wrong or offensive or something. LF was largely stupid.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2017 23:18
|
|
|
I started with a bunch of French colonies in Africa at the beginning of the game. Maybe it was WW1? Blame France man.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2017 23:28
|
|
|
Spanish Manlove posted:All of Drew's accounts have been gold. Who is Drew? I loved m r cracker and i love frostys but I never knew it was a known individual. Is it wint? Are these all the same guy?
|
|
#
¿
Sep 18, 2017 00:08
|
|
|
Ahahahaha that's great. I love the regret. Oh mannn I used to doodle toothpaste for dinners all the time. This dude is an awesome dude!
|
|
#
¿
Sep 18, 2017 00:20
|
|
|
I could never tell if Skrewloose was a gimmick or mentally ill. He was no Hakan though.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 18, 2017 06:47
|
|
|
Spam is delicious.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 25, 2017 16:12
|
|
|
Seasoning your chickencheese with a blast from a peppercorn shotgun shell is pretty good TFR. Made me slightly less afraid of them.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 27, 2017 08:41
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 17, 2024 11:20 |
|
|
Third shift worker here. I stopped calling my meals any specific designations because they stopped meaning anything. Graveyard shifts for years on end changed a lot of that kind of thing in my mind. Normies talking to me about something yesterday is weird. Like, that was my today. Right now is also today but when i wake up later and its still your today your today will be my yesterday now. Weird right?
|
|
#
¿
Sep 27, 2017 21:04
|
|