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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nooner that's simply not true

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Das Boo posted:

Dog dammit, Dare.

please leave dogs out of this they did nothing wrong

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Geirskogul posted:

Writing blogs and being a whiny fucker.

But I guess he's allowed.

no, no, Caro, not Brown Moses

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Geirskogul posted:

I liked GBS when you had to post with proper grammar, and they had informative current-news threads.

I really don't understand or like the current (or, recent) meme-war trumpism factory. I'm glad it's dead.

i'm glad you're dead, inside

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

RFC2324 posted:

BroJo will always be the best PYF thing to me, tho GunChica was a close second.

https://twitter.com/bro_pair/status/289862300431679488

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hemingway To Go! posted:

lowtax doesn't vote at all

he doesn't know how

because he never learned to read

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i hope you all have unpleasant sounding accidents

e: that is, unpleasant accidents involving sounding, not... yeah

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

like to grab myself a cold one and hang out with my buds here in the P'yiff, talkin' bout pedophiles and the media they consume

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

e: wait someone posted it already

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

stop being a nonce, WickedHate. WickedHate, stop being a nonce.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

this thread has been... nonced

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

FactsAreUseless posted:

I remember Noni being a funny poster before that. Sometimes making funny posters into mods isn't a good idea, because it turns out being a mod isn't funny.

actually if you think noni was funny, that's probably a good indication that something's up, and being a mod is merely incidental

e: dude once heard that "brevity is the soul of wit" and thought i'll show them. i'll show them all!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it works, because the word "sympathy" is used in both statements

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

rrrrrrrrrichard

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Choco1980 posted:

The porn threads pretty much stopped right before I finally caved and registered, but I kinda miss the crazy way they would go, where someone would request things with very vague descriptions like "I'm looking for some scene with a girl in a blue top with black hair taking it from behind" or something, and there would be people immediately jumping in with ideas, and like, 85% of the time they'd be DEAD RIGHT. Like SA became the land of the porn psychics.

crumbonist

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bradzilla posted:

while it is extremely like she is dead, she could also be in prison :shrug:

jose has made sure she is dead

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Look! A Horse! posted:

oh god, I watched the sunburnt_aphid story go down in real time, but re-reading it is just awful.

After FYAD comes into the heroin thread with some drat good care-posting, Hondarider271 (the loving mod of TCC at the time) posts this:


So basically the mod of TCC discouraged her from trying rehab and advised her to uhh..take some LSD maybe?? For those who don't know, HondaRider was demodded shortly (for something unrelated, I believe) after and hosed off to one of the offsite forums to bitch constantly about how unfair and fat Ozma is.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2987795&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=88

*shakes skeleton madly by the shoulder*

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the greatest sandals of SA forums

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Glenn Quebec is alright by me

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Last Chance posted:

Ever since Louisgod replied with a single word "what" response when someone told him they weren't producing his favorite fatty jerky, I just say that occasionally on the forums.

Hats

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Look! A Horse! posted:

I'm reading this great thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3048978&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Tl:DR TenementFunster calls out a literal rapist, Fragmaster bans everyone involved because we don't know what happened and we can't have any rape accusations flying around. Classic posters, homegroan, legal threats; this thread has it all folks

quote:

PERMABAN 01/05/09 09:22pm ZBT Hey thanks for joining today to post some drama. That was a poor decision, but probably as not as bad as inviting a guy named "GI JOE DIRTBAG" into your house. I am glad you didn't get raped though, take care!! Fragmaster Fragmaster

hmm

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Look! A Horse! posted:

thanks for the answers all.

New Shmorky drama incoming: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803719

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

mahogany stairs. heirloom-quality staircase.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Please (in the future) source your quotes n' facts for the PYF saga thread.

Ban reason:
"Long string of horrible posting spanning multiple threads for a very long time."

Hell, in that case there goes most of GBS! :cheers:

yeah seriously if you make terrible posting bannable then PYF withers and dies

i cite the following as evidence

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Posting about anime is not against the rules. Please stop reporting people for posting about anime.

which is terrible for at least two reasons

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Alaois posted:

Capitalization/Punctuation was a forums-wide rule a few years ago, it's not like it was one or two rogue mods who deemed it their vision of the forum

some people would let it slide if the poster was still comprehensible, though, whereas some really got their root on from Ensuring Shift Keys Were Pressed

nj4b and kewpuh were nuts for it, to the extent that kewpuh used to have animated avatars of some koopa wizard jumping on shift keys

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what? no meaty martha wasn't a mod, i think lowtax garbage day renamed some guy with a tiny bug username to that

brother jonathan was the mod, and was made a mod due to the quality of his reports. after he was demodded he kept showing up to snark and say "the forums are going to poo poo!! i told you this would happen!!"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Rhyno posted:

I mean like his address and stuff

wait do you think the mods need to submit their addresses to get their blue star or something?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Rhyno posted:

I mean probably. Lowtax used to mail poo poo to mods all the time.

i think there is a very high chance that most of the mods don't know what the rest look like, or what their real names are

let alone share addresses

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's basically that paedophiles are only allowed here if they probate a few people to show willing; once they're discovered they get banned and make new forums

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

as he is a plastic toy, this is doubtful

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Pull up, thread!

actually if it 9/11d that'd be p good as well

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Troposphere posted:

people really desperately want their fetishes to seem normal so they just slip them in unannounced and hope no one says anything

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Panfilo posted:

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
FANTASIES ARE FINE WHEN IT'S SILENT I'LL BET
KEEPING SEX WEIRDS OFF THE INTERNET
BUT IT'S REPULSIVE, REVOLTING, AND WRONG
BLUEING AND BLUEING ALL DAY LONG
THE WAY THAT A SMURF DOES
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
GIVEN GOOD MANNERS YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO


erm, right. thanks for that, i guess

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

FactsAreUseless posted:

You have to equip the Mensa materia. It allows you to cast Fire 2, Thunder 2, and Ice 2. Post when the tail is up

when're you gonna un-perma BBG?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bradzilla's home forum is QCS so his perceptions and opinions may be a little skewed

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's because jokes just do not die here. they lurch onwards, zombie-like, dulled by repetition

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

if you could phrase your critique as something bland and enabling that i could nevertheless completely ignore without a whisper of protest from my conscience or ego, that'd be smashing

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hogge Wild posted:

unfortunately today ended a great saga

rip avs

that's really bad but personally i'm still loving furious at the idea that someone might not tear down every leaf and blade of grass within arms reach and cram them into their gaping maw

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the greatest allergies of the sa forums

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i bet when the SS showed up to speak to lowtax he had a sinking feeling of "oh yeah, i have a forum"

also jesus why do you all care so much about what internet strangers eat? are they using your tongue?

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