woke #brands: i am a slytherin AND a white person so i can say this with absolute ce

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KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
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Peanut President posted:

captain marvel is actually really funny because
turns out the really nice technocratic dictatorship she works for is actually fascist and kidnapped her and erased her memories in a legit "are we the baddies" moment & she turns on them DESPITE BEING IN THE AIR FORCE WHICH IS THE SAME loving THING. She works for the space navy SEALs!!!! but the air force was good because they were trying to end wars not fight them

That project was started and run by her mentor lady, who was also a rebel from the space fash, doing a skunk works thing. The air force -- being dumb and fashy -- would probably have shut down her program for some nebulous bureaucratic reason, or tried to use it as a weapon.

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KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
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I'm fighting climate change by picking up a t-shirt from the floor and wearing it again today.

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KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
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At least those tampons won't be giving anyone toxic shock syndrome.

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