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MizPiz posted:They've come out of far worse controversies without suffering any real consequences; hiring people to drum up fake hatred as a form of marketing wouldn't even register with most people, especially since a number of them would dismiss it because "many people actually do think like that." it's the Internet, and specifically Twitter, you can absolutely find a perfectly tailored hot take about pop media of any flavor you prefer if you look around a bit, and once you use your national platform to broadcast that tweet in your preferred framing other people will start emulating it this is like brainworms boomers announcing anyone who's ever rude to them is a Russian bot A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 19:53 on Jul 8, 2019 |
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it's all fun and games until someone mistakes a marketing staffer for a cartoon peanut and murders them irl, as a joke
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it's just an extension of marketing and PR, often done by the same people who are churning out all the more formal copy, and if you can't sell a corporate exec on the idea they need a highly paid specialist to precision craft their tweets you're a loving terrible marketer
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lmao this is genius
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New Sorry To Bother You director's cut reveals lost scene: 
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BioMe posted:What could this even mean, is there's also a male USB charging port? on contact the plastic they use leaches a compound that neutralizes sex-related hormones in mammals
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wait are we railing against corporate marketing departments repeating trendy buzzwords to sell trash or perpetually outraged twitter hot take factories or have these both become the same thing through the mysterious power of being stuff you're mad at
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fuckin' interns scouring trending hashtags for a way to get eyeballs on Arbys ads, think they're so much better than us, those cultural bolsheviks, those globalist bankers, those miscegenators
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that's p bold really given plantation weddings are like 80% of their aesthetic
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an actual dog posted:Emotional baggage: inside the toxic work environment at Away what are the odds the Korey is on the cover of Forbes ten years from now lmao the hairs on the back of my neck stood up just reading them describe their totally-not-a-honeypot company slack channel for exhaustively documenting employee poo poo-talking, what on earth A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 21:02 on Dec 5, 2019 |
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CRISPYBABY posted:i mean that's a bad idea and all but there's about 50 different examples in there of the CEO being a psychopath I'm just betting HR got it set up for this express purpose
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If i were an employee being fired for reverse racism in a bizarre corporate sting operation by my perpetually tantrumming CEO, I would simply run all of my account settings by my information security team for ways in which my privacy could be compromised.
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bitch they don't even treat the super mario bros movie as canon
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Sonic the Hedgehog is canonically circumcized.
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Barry Convex posted:I guess this is less insufferable than Steak-Umms, Sunny D, and Little Debbie twitter-chatting with each other about depression, but not by much if this takes off Progressive Insurance gonna put out a hit on their mascot lady
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Andorra posted:Hey, I thought Frankenstein was a great read. lmao even the fuckin book publisher couldn't be bothered to track down someone who'd actually read the books that just about anybody literate in English has read
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DoubleDonut posted:I loved Blacula and Blackenstein so I picked up Invisible Man and this isn't what I expected at all
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Sad Billionaire posted:Did you read what the article you quoted said about the mayor? "better" is a tricky metric, given that my city's mayor ended her last term getting convicted for stealing from a charity fund for impoverished children, but this particular move of Bowser's is intended to distract people from the fact that like a week ago she proposed slashing the city's affordable housing budget by $16 mil to give those same cops a raise with a gesture that has as little as possible to do with actually addressing the loving problem A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 01:49 on Jun 6, 2020 |
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Heath posted:Did it work?
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LastInLine posted:I feel like if the Monopoly Man is willing to help you get a job it's going to be a no-show corporate board position in Ukraine like Biden his holding company just bought out your old employer and now he's going to help transition you to doing the same work in an unpaid internship role A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 17:48 on Sep 3, 2020 |
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