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withak
Jan 15, 2003
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FoneBone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlbY1tGARUA

also, this year's "horrifying realities of modern America being played for laughs to sell poo poo" Super Bowl ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2zkZgZYEng

Jesus wept.

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withak
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"Engage with our brand."

- Kurt Cobain

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I saw this elsewhere but did not notice that it was actually tweeted by Duracell. :lol:

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nah posted:

i call it Whole Paycheck because of how expensive it is

mind blown.

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my melanin pops severely

This is the true meaning of the woke brands thread.

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

How do people keep track of what races posters are

White people post like this, black people post like this.

withak
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Plain mayo is fine when it is a thin coating on the bread of a sandwich. If you can actually see the thickness of the mayo in the sandwich then it is wrong.

withak
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SF pride parade these days is a never-ending march of tech employees in corporate rainbow tees watched by drunk straight people.

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Shear Modulus posted:

how do you interview to become a branded twitter shitposter

Probably you have to know someone who already does it.

withak
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If i needed to rent a portable shitter I would definitely go with those guys based on their excellent self-aware social media campaign.

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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Achewood bitch

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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol they seriously made a movie glorifying insanely rich singaporean assholes


Unless they totally changed from the book, it isn't very glorifying.

Though I guess people have been known to misread social satire.

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Ron Swanson's principles are clearly presented as a joke.

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If you want a day off then prove to the job creators that you deserve it.

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I guess brands are deciding that hanging on to the frothing lunatic market sector isn't worth it?

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General Dog posted:

It’s so the home plate umpire can tell who’s at bat

nice

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I feel like there must have been a bunch of high-level marketing meetings at Mr. Peanut before they decided it was ok to weigh in on #NoNutNovember.

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Were all gay OP.

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ate poo poo on live tv posted:

another african kingdom that doesn't exist in the black panther or marvel universe

Is The Lion King not existing in the marvel universe canon?

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A Russian troll farm posted:

You ever wonder why there were no wizards in the towers on 9/11?

If you zoom in on the videos you can actually see signs in the smoke of invisible wizards flying away before the actual collapse.

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Same.

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https://www.sfchronicle.com/business/article/Patagonia-strips-tech-workers-of-their-uniform-13736555.php

quote:

Patagonia is starting to weed out certain corporate clients to focus on customers that “prioritize the planet,” it told The Chronicle. Patagonia is a Certified B corporation, a stamp of approval given to companies that promise to use profits as a force for good in the world. The apparel maker is now signing up only fellow B corporations, as well as members of 1% for the Planet, an eco-conscious business association, as corporate customers for branded logowear.

https://twitter.com/binnaskim/status/1112727524675592192

withak
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From the article, they aren't actually "weeding out" any existing clients, just declining new clients whose behavior they don't like.

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Nobody wants their next performance review to include a discussion about why they didn't show excitement at the event.

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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

George Lucas is cool because he tried to fund some low income housing near him and all his lovely rich neighbors got real pissed off and scared.

He wanted to build a small movie studio on his property but it was blocked by his neighbors. So he decided to get revenge by bringing in that which Marin-dwellers hate the most: poor people.

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idgi

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Me too but only for a few minutes this morning.

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Torn between mild annoyance at woke brands and delight at idiots getting furiously offended by woke brands.

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it's definitely real. it is on Twitter.

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My family has a tradition where every Thanksgiving we go down to skid row and hand out stock certificates to the homeless.

withak
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:lol:

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lmk when I can get a Jo funko pop.

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The best part of the day is engaging with my favorite brands.

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We have "greenwashing," what is the equivalent term for trying to make it look like your brand is super-into equality?

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:lol: @ ground beef, corn, and canned tomato sauce

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FacebookEmpathyMom posted:

Green beans too for some reason.

loving hell

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super sweet best pal posted:

I think it would be funny if everyone who was fed up with Rowling filmed a video where they burned their old Harry Potter books in protest and got it trending on Twitter. Potter fans would freak out.

Destroying your own property to pwn someone is always a good strategy.

Better to burn unsold copies wherever you find them.

withak has issued a correction as of 16:56 on Jul 6, 2020

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withak
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Capital has spoken, Trump is officially over.

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