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who the gently caress are At Cheddar On Twitter, because you could not make me click on any part of that tweet
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 16:21 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:10 |
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an actual dog posted:bloomberg but for teens extremely cursed post
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 20:06 |
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Uranium posted:you have privilege, ‘arry! there's a pretty solid read of the books with that as the core takeaway welcome to this magical world of wealth, whimsy, and wonder made possible by the power of who your parents were, full of a bunch of people having the dumbest arguments imaginable about how exactly to keep the fact they could help the rest of the world a secret every once in a while we let someone lowborn in because they've tested really well also we swear up and down our house slaves loving love to work for us in retrospect JK Rowling being terrified of corbyn should not have been even a small surprise
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 15:50 |
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:Deadpool, the character whose gimmick is breaking the 4th wall, makes a reference to another african kingdom that doesn't exist in the black panther or marvel universe but nonetheless is familiar to every reader of the comic strip. The fact that you don't "get it" shows just how dumb as poo poo you are. you have to have a very high IQ to understand Spiderman But With A Gun. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bizarre culture war hangups most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 19:20 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's time for advertising to start also telling men that they're not good enough unless they purchase the correct products and services i have extremely bad news for you about the video game ads that defined your childhood, op
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 15:38 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The only video game ads I remember were just ridiculously weird ones. Remember the Pokemon one where the bus driver has a bus full of Pokemon and then gets out and puts it into a crusher that turns the bus into a Game Boy? remember the 90s remember how whether you were consuming nintendo or sega products made a definitive statement about you, as a person, and as a gamer. remember how having an apple product marked you as a bold iconoclast who stands apart from the crowd, and the intellectual superiority of being part of the PC Master Race. i have very, very bad news for you, about this New And Horrifying Trend, of companies telling you that consuming their product reflects positive personality traits
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 19:47 |
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Breakfast All Day posted:99.9% of all major fiction has a very bourgeois assumption about violence/suffering against major characters being categorically different than the violence/suffering of others and the masses (that's different/beyond just that the suffering of those close to your point of observation is felt more strongly), but that's an all hitherto history type of observation that can spoil your enjoyment of almost anything it's kind of funny because video games trying to be movies made this all hideously obvious. yes, you shot sixty faceless mooks on the way in here, including that one in a sweet cutscene where you killed him mid-speech to pump up his troops, but now you have to choose to shoot their boss... or not shoot their boss. a MORAL DECISION that SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!!!!
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 22:01 |
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Shear Modulus posted:i originally thought steakumms was a fake brand that somebody had made up and was trying to bully and/or trick twitter into giving them a checkmark and other preferential advertiser treatment and it was a lot funnier that way that would have been considerably more entertaining
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 18:37 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:What the gently caress is this thread the thread for whining about woke brands derailing into how upset they are about sex on valentines day, op
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 16:53 |
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Brother Entropy posted:well yeah, they're about a fascist tricking the powerful liberal elite class into giving him more power and militarizing and then using that power to wipe them out his insistence they are good is insane, but you can occasionally see the glimpses of a good idea lurking in bits of the prequels before they are crushed by the world's most overpromoted set designer being the guy writing the dialogue
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 19:36 |
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Pharohman777 posted:Been seeing people on twitter thinking the angry nerds going to see a movie whose marketing doesn't directly insult them but whose actress is anti-trump and latina is somehow a self own. "doesn't directly insult them" "somehow a self own" hmm
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 21:37 |
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Tunicate posted:Lancelot was a french fanfic character which is why hes the BESTKNIGHTEVAR seriously the guy's name was the medieval equivalent of I. Fuckgoode
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 21:40 |
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it is weird watching the "look how progressive we are, please someone get mad at us for this" genre of ad lose its novelty value in real time
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# ¿ May 28, 2019 15:50 |
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quite stretched out posted:its not quite a brand but i feel like it fits "no you little poo poo I said WAKE huitzilopoctli not WOKE huitzilopoctli"
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2019 03:23 |
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we are all one consciousness, and to claim an identifier is to yield to the Grand Enemy, who is called I
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 17:13 |
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Heavy_D posted:anyone who hasn't read about the millenium challenge wargame might get a lol or two out of it it's worth noting that van riper did in fact straight up cheat, in addition to just not following the script. he proclaimed himself to have lightspeed bike messengers and the initial missile barrage featured ships firing missiles bigger than they were. he did not set out to prove Iran could kick our rear end, he set out to prove that Rumsfeldian wargaming was loving dumb because it didn't even try to account for the idea the enemy might try some weird poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 20:59 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:10 |
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the quillete lady gets the first solid dunk of her life. horrifying.
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