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It has alcohol in it. If you're unhappy just drink more of it fuckboy.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:12 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 04:16 |
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Nah, Space Dust is the best IPA out there.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:18 |
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Like seriously if you're complaining about something with alcohol in it then you might as well just end it. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Allah akbar and poo poo.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:19 |
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IPAs are pretty good man sorry Stouts and porters are better if that helps
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:33 |
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there are some really nice ipas around they just don't have so many hops it tastes like swilling perfume the answer as usual is that hipsters and Americans and hipster Americans are terrible and awful and bad at making beer
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:46 |
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the great deceiver posted:ipas have been out for a while get with the program and pop open a coriander gose grandpa Yeah, but when hipsters have a massive wank over them, they take up half of the taps at the boozer. The other half are ciders
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:57 |
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The Biscuit posted:Yeah, but when hipsters have a massive wank over them, they take up half of the taps at the boozer. my restaurant always has one trendy cider on tap for the gluten free hipsters and its all stupid bullshit like wild pacific northwest elderberry cider or some other retard drink
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 08:34 |
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im drankin on a 21st amendment toaster pastry right now
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 08:34 |
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I like IPAs because they make me more trendy, so I don't look like some casual poo poo who only drinks lagers and ales, and the only time I've ever gone out of my comfort zone was cider.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 08:45 |
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IPAs are ridiculously over-represented, to be sure. it's like the bit in the movie Sideways about Merlots, but then everyone who was drinking wine was like, "yeah, i'll drink what that horrible character in that wine-based movie drank" and suddenly Pinot Noir was popular but then again, i base what beers i get on two things - cool name and ABV. i'm an idiot, basically.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 08:49 |
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the gently caress is an ipa? im an idiot retard
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 08:52 |
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anyone wanna grab an ipa?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 08:58 |
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DiCe69 posted:the gently caress is an ipa? im an idiot retard India Pale Ale or Idiot Punished rear end
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 08:59 |
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*sips beer with so much hops in it that I break out in hives ah yes this is the flavor I need and deserve
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 09:01 |
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kecske posted:*sips beer with so much hops in it that I break out in hives *choking on hops, barely tasting anything* ah yes. this... this is the exact opposite of refreshment.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 09:11 |
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i am a something awful forums poster my tastebuds literally cannot handle anything more bitter than mountain dew code red lol
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 09:13 |
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jackyl posted:is it a coincidence that ipas got popular about the same time that idiot shitfucker millennials living with their parents after college became popular? No try some bocks or better yet some belgian strong ales
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 10:00 |
Wheat beer is the only variety I have any issue with but I've only tried it once.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 10:01 |
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Farg posted:LA FIN DE MONDE Yes.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 10:11 |
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Enjoyed a couple nice beers from Russian River this evening. Pliny The Elder IPA and a Temptation Sour. They were cool and good.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 12:52 |
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jackyl posted:is it a coincidence that ipas got popular about the same time that idiot shitfucker millennials living with their parents after college became popular? No IPAs became popular around the same time as people realized there was no future so you might as well get drunk in style, yes
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 12:55 |
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beer is good but not all beer is good like say an ipa, which is a beer, but not good!
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 13:30 |
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Alcohol is all about pouring the most disgusting liquid in the room into your mouth and pretending you love it to prove how manly you are, OP. So I guess that makes IPA's.... good?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 13:34 |
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RedMage129 posted:Alcohol is all about pouring the most disgusting liquid in the room into your mouth and pretending you love it to prove how manly you are, OP. So I guess that makes IPA's.... good?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 14:20 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Wheat beer is the only variety I have any issue with but I've only tried it once. You probably tried a crappy one. Try New Holland Pilgrim's Dole
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 15:42 |
ipas tend to be higher abv but cost the same as other six packs so that's why i go for them sierra nevada torpedo is the best that said there are wayyyyyyyy too many fuckhead breweries out there who think "ipa" means "oh just make it taste loving foul, like biting into a buckeye or licking freshly polished furniture" there's a difference between bitter and foul and a lot of people don't loving get it
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 15:50 |
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Maybe you're palate is just not sophisticated enough to enjoy the subtle interactions of flavor that hops bring out *shovels handfuls of dry hops directly into mouth*
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 15:54 |
has anyone seen that stella artois commericial showing a fop trying to be all sam adams about beer making like showing him making beer through the ages and it's really well done and very professional have i mentioned this is a commerical for loving stella artois, a legit nasty loving beer and ten to one i see way more people buy stella instead of sierra nevada at my store like heiniken, marketing loving works
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 15:59 |
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Sour ales are dead already, the new hotness is lagers but they have to gently caress them up in clever hipsterish ways rather than just make a beer that tastes like beer.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:02 |
yeah, like putting fruits and poo poo in them. like you're supposed to be checking out the beer at your local super and do a cartoon doubletake and scream A BLUEBERRY PIE LAGER!?!!?!??! and buy twelve of them
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:16 |
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IPA are great, sorry about your little babby taste buds. the more bitter and citrusy the better imho if this is going to be a thread to complain about beer I just want to say gently caress "session" beers. i keep seeing stuff that looks interesting and then I pick it up and it's like 4% and I feel like I've been robbed. I bought one of those $20+ Beer Camp 12 packs from Sierra Nevada and two of the flavors were "session", that's four beers out of the 12 pack. Felt like a good friend just stabbed me in the back also herbs and spices and crap like that does not belong in beer. i'm drinking this poo poo not marinating chicken in it
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:20 |
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IPAs? More like "I passé." If you're a real beer connoisseur you're just pouring live fire ants into your mouth now. Enjoy your plebian "beer" that doesn't taste like pure burning pain.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:24 |
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What if we just took an IV of morphine instead of drinking bitter beer, or any beer for that matter?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:25 |
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I AM THE TOILET posted:like heiniken, marketing loving works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:27 |
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Myron Baloney posted:Sour ales are dead already, the new hotness is lagers but they have to gently caress them up in clever hipsterish ways rather than just make a beer that tastes like beer. Sours were doomed to fail because they all were like 3% and cost a million dollars. Nobody's having a crazy night drinking sours
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:24 |
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actually im pretty sure millennials are responsible for all the alcoholic soda that's now being sold near the beer
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:27 |
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The Goatfather posted:actually im pretty sure millennials are responsible for all the alcoholic soda that's now being sold near the beer i bought a can of the orange soda with alcohol and not gonna lie, it was OK tasting. about as good as any orange soda but enhanced with alcohol
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:31 |
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The hard root beer has more abv than session beers
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:38 |
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The Goatfather posted:actually im pretty sure millennials are responsible for all the alcoholic soda that's now being sold near the beer "Soft" alcoholic beverages have been around for a long time. In the 80s there were wine coolers. In the 90s there was alcopop like Zima and Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's all sugary crap that only teenagers drink because their parents buy some to try, gag after one sip and when it disappears from the back of the fridge a month later it's just assumed that somebody threw it out.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:38 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 04:16 |
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gigawhite posted:Sours were doomed to fail because they all were like 3% and cost a million dollars. Nobody's having a crazy night drinking sours you just aren't dedicated enough if you can't get rowdy drinkin the sours
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:40 |