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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100

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spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100

I also pre-bid 100 week 2

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

I also pre-bid 100 week 2

Will fix this week.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
Guess I should have cheated more week 1! Whee!

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
drat, 'my team.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Maybe one week I'll have players not change to out after I go to sleep. Hopefully that week is when I need points because these last 2 have been wtf good for me. I expect it to all fall apart at the most opportune time any day now.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I've got receivers out of the butthole. Somebody trade me a RB. But I'm not doing Watkins for Ivory.

Sammy Watkins
Julian Edelman
Jordan Matthews
John Brown
Will Fuller
Golden Tate
Chris Hogan

I've got RB injuries out of the rear end, y'all

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating!

Crowell -> Hill = +13.8
Shazier -> Robertson = +10
Green -> Jackson = +6.4
Pierre-Paul -> Jordan = +17.5

Total: $477

Pre-Bidding!

$100

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

I also pre-bid 100 week 2

Fixed!

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating!

Crowell -> Hill = +13.8
Shazier -> Robertson = +10
Green -> Jackson = +6.4
Pierre-Paul -> Jordan = +17.5

Total: $477

Rude, but I don't think I have enough bench points to beat it. Stupid charities, guess I'll have to spend more money.

Pre-Bidding $100 for this week as well.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
0-3 and for the third time no amount of cheating could have helped :(

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



WHERE ARE YOUR HOT TAKES NOW?

For real, the first year doing this, I started off like 1-5 and somehow made the playoffs. So time to put on your big boy pants, chug a 4loko and show us how a man plays fantasy football.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Prebidding the usual $100!

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house
My wife (Team Paquin) pre-bids $100 as well.

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Just donated $50 and would like to cheat as follows:

Matt Jones -> Lamar Miller = +10
Mark Barron -> Everson Griffen = +17

$270

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Man, the last two weeks have done wonders towards making me hate my roster.

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house
I'll trade a good WR (Sanders, Nelson, Jeffery) for an equally good RB.

or

I'll trade a medicore WR (Crowder, Wallace, Austin) for an equally mediocre RB.

You can even toss a backup QB in there if you must.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Prebid $100 for next week again

Swap Crabtree (30.3) for Sanu (3.2) for $271 and 27.1 points

Total points added for Week 4 are: ($100prebid + $271 = $371) = 37.1 points

Which should put my opponent just out of reach with cheating.

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

internet inc posted:

I'll trade a good WR (Sanders, Nelson, Jeffery) for an equally good RB.

or

I'll trade a medicore WR (Crowder, Wallace, Austin) for an equally mediocre RB.

You can even toss a backup QB in there if you must.

Offered

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


*screams into a pillow*

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Pre-bid $100. Aka "paying for what my TE would have provided".

gently caress bye weeks.

Also:

Shazier -> Compton = $195
Marshall -> Howard = $62
LOL -> Hopkins = $80

Total: $337

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I'm pre-bidding $100 for this week.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
89 I appreciate the offer but I feel like Crowell is in a better situation than Diggs at the moment.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Spoeank posted:



*screams into a pillow*

I am still holding Levy in the IDP league because I believe in miracles.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I benched Calais Campbell and he put up 35.5 points. I guess I'm glad this is the cheating league, but goddamn.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I kind of want to make a cheating league that is just for greedy fantasy football players who want to keep it all. I have a feeling that would just make everyone assholes.

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house

Ninja Bob posted:

I benched Calais Campbell and he put up 35.5 points. I guess I'm glad this is the cheating league, but goddamn.

Pony up :unsmigghh:

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost

Sataere posted:

I kind of want to make a cheating league that is just for greedy fantasy football players who want to keep it all. I have a feeling that would just make everyone assholes.

I think it would be fun as well. But I also think to be successful you'd have to put some sort of cap on donations. Although we've seen that you can win without spending hardly any money on it.

I don't think it would make people assholes all that much more than we already are in this league.

One thing that would go a long ways to preventing assholeism would be conditional cheating. "I want to cheat to sub in players X and Y, but only if needed to beat my opponent." That would get rid of the last minute snipe wins - one or two of which I've taken in the past and definitely been on the lookout for. That would help a lot in the same way that waivers help people that can't sit at their computer to pick up backups the second someone gets injured.

Aredna fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Oct 8, 2016

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



The last minute cheats are fun. I have always just paid for a guaranteed margin of victory whenever possible. The waiver system would have to be identical to ours anyway, to ensure money being in the pool.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Yeah - I don't always cheat enough to guarantee it - some weeks that could be like $50 or so if we both start all the wrong people! Maybe a penalty if you have pay through the auto (25% more) or maybe something like pay 50% up front and then the 2nd 50% on use to keep money in the pool.

Basically just some way to eliminate win sniping without making people pay ahead of time.

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house

Nevermind. :(

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

RisqueBarber posted:

Just donated $50 and would like to cheat as follows:

Matt Jones -> Lamar Miller = +10
Mark Barron -> Everson Griffen = +17

$270

I think you missed my week 4 cheating.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Will update tonight.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 100 + 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 477

Week 4
Aredna: 100 + 371
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 377
Ninja Bob: 100
internet inc's WIFE: 100
RisqueBarber: 270

Week 5
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100
Ninja Bob: 100

Total Spent
89 (0-4): $0
Aredna (3-1): $771
Beer4TheBeerGod (3-1): $1917
internet inc (4-0): $0
internet inc's WIFE (0-4): $100
Ninja Bob (2-2): $548
Sataere (3-1): 320
spacejung (2-2): $571
Spoeank (1-3): $0
RisqueBarber (2-2): $270

Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Oct 11, 2016

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100

I'm pretty sure you have updated my cheating twice. I could be wrong, as I haven't double checked the adjustments to the FAAB.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I copied the previous post so I could keep track of it all. Unless you mean I copied it over multiple weeks?

Or do you mean total spent? That's what I used to modify FAAB. Looks like I doubled your spending and took out too much?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I copied the previous post so I could keep track of it all. Unless you mean I copied it over multiple weeks?

Or do you mean total spent? That's what I used to modify FAAB. Looks like I doubled your spending and took out too much?

I mean you doubled it. You took out $320, but I spent $160. I only needed to cheat week one, which you had already done.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I think one of my $100 spends wasn't deducted. I hope I'm wrong but if you don't mind please check again.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I donated 100 real life dollars for $1000 FAAB dollars.

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RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Close game spacejung. I did the math and if I cheat you can cheat and win by about 3 points. You win this round...

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