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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating!

Kelly to Crowell for $49
Jordon to Pierre-Paul for $300
Compton to Burfict for $170
Robertson to Whitehead for $120

Total: $639

$100 Pre-Bid for this week.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



My cheating for the week,

Casey Heyward (18.5) to Reggie Nelson (6.5) = 12.0 = $120 FAAB

Deion Jones (7.5) to Cliff Avril (6.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Cliff Avril (6.0) to Leonard Williams (3.0) = 3.0 = $30 FAAB

Brandon McManus (11.5) to Caleb Sturgis (10.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Hunter Henry (9.0) to Devontae Booker (10.6) = (1.6) = $16 FAAB

Devontae Booker (10.6) to Matt Forte (6.5) = 4.1 = $41 FAAB

Total points added -- 20.5
Total FAAB spent -- $237

In case you didn’t figure it out, I just cheated for the tie.
Now we both gotta win this week to have a shot at the playoffs, otherwise total points scored is the deciding factor.
TO THE DEATH! :argh:

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Sataere posted:

My cheating for the week,

Casey Heyward (18.5) to Reggie Nelson (6.5) = 12.0 = $120 FAAB

Deion Jones (7.5) to Cliff Avril (6.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Cliff Avril (6.0) to Leonard Williams (3.0) = 3.0 = $30 FAAB

Brandon McManus (11.5) to Caleb Sturgis (10.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Hunter Henry (9.0) to Devontae Booker (10.6) = (1.6) = $16 FAAB

Devontae Booker (10.6) to Matt Forte (6.5) = 4.1 = $41 FAAB

Total points added -- 20.5
Total FAAB spent -- $237

In case you didn’t figure it out, I just cheated for the tie.
Now we both gotta win this week to have a shot at the playoffs, otherwise total points scored is the deciding factor.
TO THE DEATH! :argh:

Oh no!!! Who could have foreseen this?? :rms:

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating!

Kelly to Crowell for $49
Jordon to Pierre-Paul for $300
Compton to Burfict for $170
Robertson to Whitehead for $120

Total: $639

You're killing me, man, you're already the first seed. :smith:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Does that mean I didn't have to play for the tie?

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I have no idea, but I love the fact that you did.

I suspected Beer would cheat, but I was on the road right before the start of the game. I should have stayed at work an extra hour...

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Ninja Bob posted:

I have no idea, but I love the fact that you did.

I suspected Beer would cheat, but I was on the road right before the start of the game. I should have stayed at work an extra hour...

I was fifteen minutes late to a show specifically to make sure that I posted at 7:24.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Beer, can you update the finances. This week is gonna come down to the wire for someone.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

Beer, can you update the finances. This week is gonna come down to the wire for someone.

Yeah. If not tonight then tomorrow. Since next week is the playoffs it's a must-do for me anyway.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Yeah. If not tonight then tomorrow. Since next week is the playoffs it's a must-do for me anyway.

Just making sure, because you still haven't answered my PM :argh:

(Don't worry, I cancelled the trade offer anyway. Not worth it at this point. )

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

Just making sure, because you still haven't answered my PM :argh:

(Don't worry, I cancelled the trade offer anyway. Not worth it at this point. )

Yeah I have really fallen short this year. Sorry.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Yeah I have really fallen short this year. Sorry.

I'm just busting your balls. Real life is more important

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Perhaps we can help beer deity out by doing our own individual math and leaving it to him to crosscheck?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

Perhaps we can help beer deity out by doing our own individual math and leaving it to him to crosscheck?

That would be wonderful.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
When was it last updated?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 100 + 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 477

Week 4
Aredna: 100 + 371
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 377
Ninja Bob: 100
internet inc's WIFE: 100
RisqueBarber: 270

Week 5
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100
Ninja Bob: 100

Total Spent
89 (0-4): $0
Aredna (3-1): $771
Beer4TheBeerGod (3-1): $1917
internet inc (4-0): $0
internet inc's WIFE (0-4): $100
Ninja Bob (2-2): $548
Sataere (3-1): 320
spacejung (2-2): $571
Spoeank (1-3): $0
RisqueBarber (2-2): $270

Week 6
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
internet inc: $100
spacejung: $63

Week 7
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
Ninja Bob: $100

Week 8
Aredna: $100

Week 9
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100 + $200
Aredna: $157

Week 10
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
Aredna: $100 + $170
internet inc: $100 + $180
Ninja Bob: $100

Week 11
Aredna: $100 + $95
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100 + $845

Week 12
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100 + $639
Aredna: $100
spacejung: $64
Sataere: $237 (20.5 points)

Week 13
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100

Total Spent
Aredna (Spiller Clean Water in Rivers): $822
Beer4TheBeerGod (Space Robot Squad): $2,384
internet inc (what is this how do i): $380
Ninja Bob (Tyrann poo poo Up): $200
spacejung (Pozzo Jello Crusade): $127
Sataere (Teachin' Kids To Fail at Life): $237

internet inc unless I've done my math wrong you owe $63. You have $317 in FAAB but spent $380 on cheating.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Hmm I might have screwed up. Do I not get a tie with Sataere, presumably because of invisible yard fractions?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

Hmm I might have screwed up. Do I not get a tie with Sataere, presumably because of invisible yard fractions?

Probably.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I had no idea that scores below 0.x were significant or that I could even cheat for them. What do you think of this, Sataere?

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
I'll start by saying I haven't looked at all on the site so I have no clue what is not isn't possible.

Given your posts in the thread on the subject, it was obvious you were cheating as much as possible.

I would say that if there is a fractional point you have available left to cheat, I would be ok with you doing so.

Likewise, however, I think your opponent can also do a fractional cheat to match.

QBs are fun in that nothing shows up for the extra decimals unless you really dig into it. Maybe something we can adjust next year for them?

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

internet inc unless I've done my math wrong you owe $63. You have $317 in FAAB but spent $380 on cheating.

Yeah I thought so, too. Don't know where it went wrong though.

I'll send the fix when I get home. Plus I think I can cheat for the W this week as well.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I don't even know how to look. We could just ramrod it and call it a tie?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



It should be a tie. The way cheating is set up should not even factor in, because there is no way for accounting for it.

(Probably killed my chance at the playoffs)

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Bidding 10 points this week.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
$100 bid!

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Sataere posted:

It should be a tie. The way cheating is set up should not even factor in, because there is no way for accounting for it.

(Probably killed my chance at the playoffs)

Thank you for saying this, it is extremely fair-minded and generous and I appreciate you for it. For my part, I purposefully tried to get cute by going for the tie without considering the possibility of tie-break by passing yardage. If the decision is made to let week 12 stand and I miss the playoffs, I'll take full responsibility and offer no further protest.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
It sounds like both of you want a tie, so it's a tie.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
TIE ACHIEVED.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I don't want a tie, I want to make the playoffs, which I may have just screwed myself out of. I am making this sacrifice so that we can clearly establish that all fractional points end at the tenth spot. There should be no murkiness when cheating is involved.

I am the hero cheating got charity deserves.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

I don't want a tie, I want to make the playoffs, which I may have just screwed myself out of. I am making this sacrifice so that we can clearly establish that all fractional points end at the tenth spot. There should be no murkiness when cheating is involved.

I am the hero cheating got charity deserves.

It turns out that you can add hundredths of a point, which is why you now have a tie in the ESPN software.

I even paid for the forty cents out of my own FAAB, since I'm such a nice guy.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost

Aredna posted:

$100 prebid


Winston (21.5) for Newton (14.6) = 6.9
Santos (15) for Tucker (9) = 6
Snead (5.1) for Crabtree (3.8) = 1.3
David (10) for Miller (8.5) = 1.5

+15.7 ($157) total for last week

You seem to have given my opponent these points instead of me!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Aredna posted:

You seem to have given my opponent these points instead of me!

Week 9?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

It turns out that you can add hundredths of a point, which is why you now have a tie in the ESPN software.

I even paid for the forty cents out of my own FAAB, since I'm such a nice guy.

So is everything updated on the league page now?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

So is everything updated on the league page now?

Yes, including fixing Aredna's Week 9 correction.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
Yay, I made it into the playoffs somehow!

The last time I played this team I lost by 80 points!

Also I am doing the $100 pre-bid lest I forget tomorrow.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Ninja Bob posted:

Yay, I made it into the playoffs somehow!

The last time I played this team I lost by 80 points!

Also I am doing the $100 pre-bid lest I forget tomorrow.

Sorry to do this to you, Ninja Bob, but it turns out you didn't make the playoffs. I suspect you love my cheat for the tie considerably less now. :v:

Beer, I just deposited $50 to cover this.

Derek Carr (20.8) for Colin Kaepernick (2.2) = 18.6

Dez Bryant (16.4) for Marvin Jones (0.0) = 16.4

Vic Beasley Jr. (11.5) for Cliff Avril (1.0) = 10.5

Total points 45.5 = $455 FAAB

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Updated.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

Sataere posted:

I suspect you love my cheat for the tie considerably less now. :v:

I still enjoy it, but you make me sad.

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Sataere posted:

Sorry to do this to you, Ninja Bob, but it turns out you didn't make the playoffs. I suspect you love my cheat for the tie considerably less now. :v:

Beer, I just deposited $50 to cover this.

Derek Carr (20.8) for Colin Kaepernick (2.2) = 18.6

Dez Bryant (16.4) for Marvin Jones (0.0) = 16.4

Vic Beasley Jr. (11.5) for Cliff Avril (1.0) = 10.5

Total points 45.5 = $455 FAAB

Nice. $45 to make the playoffs. I love it.

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spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Week 6
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
internet inc: $100
spacejung: $63

I pre-bid $100 on Week 6 which was missed in this math.

My bankroll right now should be $166 (it's $117 in the system).

For reference (in the unlikely event tiebreak comes up later) my total season points should be sitting pretty at 2225.

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