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who want to be my girlfriend
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:47 |
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Carmant posted:who want to be my girlfriend if you find a spare, send her my way
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:48 |
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Carmant posted:who want to be my girlfriend Fix you're small shriveled, pathetic excuse for a dick then we'll talk
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:51 |
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Are you pretty? Carmant posted:Ive had so many threesomes its hard to count, I've had so much sex my dick is stretched out flat and floppy like a sock Have you fixed your dick?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:51 |
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Ayeka posted:Fix you're small shriveled, pathetic excuse for a dick then we'll talk My dick is good
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:52 |
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Yeah it's really small but thats not even a bad thing.. its how you use it
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:52 |
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my dick is Chaotic Evil
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:53 |
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Carmant posted:Yeah it's really small but thats not even a bad thing.. its how you use it lol if you believe this
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:53 |
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Ayeka posted:lol if you believe this Ive read this in lots of places. If I could just get a gf and lose my virginity I could prove it definitively.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:55 |
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I enjoy Marvel movies, have a normalish dick and have a bank account approaching six figures.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:55 |
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VendaGoat posted:I enjoy Marvel movies Me too, I'll suck you off for a Jr. Whopper.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:57 |
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VendaGoat posted:normalish dick Ah.. lets discuss this further
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:57 |
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Ayeka posted:for a Jr. Whopper. Red Flag Spotted
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:57 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Are you pretty? pretty....:..... Gay.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:00 |
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Carmant posted:Ah.. lets discuss this further Your negotiations hinge upon my dick?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:02 |
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The Bananana posted:Red Flag Spotted
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:04 |
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Japan(?)
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:05 |
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im concerned about the size and length of my dick. when is small too small can someone tell me also is it okay to be uncircumcised and have the foreskin make up at least half the length of youre penis when erect edit im happy with my girth its just sort of like attaching a sock to the side of a football (like a rugby ball) thats probably the best way to describe it
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:05 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:im concerned about the size and length of my dick. when is small too small can someone tell me also is it okay to be uncircumcised and have the foreskin make up at least half the length of youre penis when erect I think it depends on your geographic location
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:07 |
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The Bananana posted:I think it depends on your geographic location i live in hell on earth, garbage land, aka australia
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:08 |
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Oh, snap, let me check in the Australia thread. stad by
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:10 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:im concerned about the size and length of my dick. when is small too small can someone tell me also is it okay to be uncircumcised and have the foreskin make up at least half the length of youre penis when erect http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/micropenis-sex-secrets
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:16 |
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The Bananana posted:Japan(?) USsr
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:17 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:i live in hell on earth, garbage land, aka australia ok, well that data has come back divided. I watched as much Australian gay porn as I could, and near as I can tell, the answer is: imgay
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:18 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:i live in hell on earth, garbage land, aka australia Everyone in Australia is really hot and has a big dick.. even the women have giant clits. That's just what I've heard though. Having a small dick is pathetic, it doesnt matter how many hot wives he has
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:18 |
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Have you tried Russian Amazon's bridal section?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:21 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Have you tried Russian Amazon's bridal section? Don't they usually kill you once they have their green card?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:22 |
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The Bananana posted:Don't they usually kill you once they have their green card?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:23 |
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The Bananana posted:Don't they usually kill you once they have their green card? definitely checking it out now
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:23 |
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I heard those russian brides have a special gun that shoots a really slow bullet that hits your head (or as the cool guys call it the "your brain pan") at the exact moment their green card goes through.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:24 |
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If the trade off is "You get to have sex with a young, hot, submissive Russian Woman for a few years, wherein in she caters to your every whim, until she is a legal citizen, and then she kills you ", then I'dont know... I think many of us would at least consider it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:27 |
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The Bananana posted:If the trade off is "You get to have sex with a young, hot, submissive Russian Woman for a few years, wherein in she caters to your every whim, until she is legal, and then she kills you ", then I'dont know... I think many of us would at least consider it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:28 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Actually I'm pretty sure her boyfriend flies over and the 2 of them tie you up and go to work on your nut sack with boots and truncheons nightly depending on your specific fetish, this may still be appealing
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:31 |
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You can be my girlfriend Carmant. Now STFU and make me dinner.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:46 |
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looking for a hot goonette gamergirl. Preferably asian. PM me
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:58 |
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I can't find anyone to have Sex & the City marathons with either OP, but these appletinis aren't gonna drink themselves!
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:59 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:looking for a hot goonette gamergirl. Preferably asian. PM me Good Asian, or India Asian?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:59 |
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hey hey you you i want to be your girlfriend
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 06:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_-6YxJ_kZI
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 06:02 |
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The Bananana posted:Good Asian, or India Asian? nuclear asian not Dot asian
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