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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SurfaceDetail posted:

looking for a hot goonette gamergirl. Preferably asian. PM me

So, Sandi?

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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
she'll never catch me

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i need a girlfriend 2. me getting shot down on tinder three minutes ago:



lol ya yo ushouldnt be surprised what did yo uthink this was

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
i say kick the op's rear end is what

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Shaquin posted:

i say kick the op's rear end is what

haha or imagine if we tricked him and had gay sex with him

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


we could just be like haha pranked bro that was a butt you just hosed and guess what it's a guys butt

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

lie. kill. steal. will

everybody's doin it

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
breaking the fagicians code

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Shaquin posted:

i say kick the op's rear end is what

Hell yeah mother fuckers!

*shoots dual sparklers out of both hands*

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Celluloid Sam posted:

haha or imagine if we tricked him and had gay sex with him

haha, yeah, just gently caress him in the butt and then let him suck on our D's, and then we could take turns sucking on his D and each others, you know, lol, haha, just as a joke or whatevs! XD

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The Bananana posted:

haha, yeah, just gently caress him in the butt and then let him suck on our D's, and then we could take turns sucking on his D and each others, you know, lol, haha, just as a joke or whatevs! XD

yeah this guy gets it, master pranking and it's finest

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

maybe it's best to be gay

just a thought

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


fans eat poop

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lmao not even gonna bother fixing that

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

best gf advice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
best gf advice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLRn-UNuO80

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Celluloid Sam posted:

fans eat poop

Haha what if 'poo poo Hit the Fan' only in reverse???

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
sorry best gf advice is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

instead of seeing that tinderoni i decided to stay home and smoke weed. hm. i guess i am goriwng up

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

sid email me i have some ideas

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


lonesomedwarf posted:

sid email me i have some ideas

Will do

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Please do not respond as if you are me

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/dqsHzZLrEhY

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Celluloid Sam posted:

Please do not respond as if you are me

I'm glad that this homophobe was taught a lesson with a 3 day probation. Im not sure how you go from sticking your head into a dirty toilet and doing other cool pranks on yourself for BYOB to being just another GBS bigot, u had so much potential.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Carmant posted:

I'm glad that this homophobe was taught a lesson with a 3 day probation. Im not sure how you go from sticking your head into a dirty toilet and doing other cool pranks on yourself for BYOB to being just another GBS bigot, u had so much potential.
carmant....carmant... what was the wooden thing

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


a hole-y ghost posted:

carmant....carmant... what was the wooden thing

I dont follow...

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Have we gotten to the source of girlfriends yet? We've been digging for months now.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

FoxStrats posted:

Have we gotten to the source of girlfriends yet? We've been digging for months now.

They are made a froyo stores and like salmon they always return to spawn

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

They are made a froyo stores and like salmon they always return to spawn

This makes sense.

Also explains why I see so many bears at froyo stores. Girls love gays.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Carmant posted:

I dont follow...
The freaking wooden thing ,the little thing that looks like a clothes pin

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


a hole-y ghost posted:

The freaking wooden thing ,the little thing that looks like a clothes pin

Is it not a clothes pin?

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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Im crippled now and probably have few options/gotta settle so if you have a big d and at least bearable autism you can pm me

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