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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Skylark posted:

👌🏼 Yess



On my way to grab your butt and call you my princess

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
on my way to grab your butt and use your title as casus belli to ream your father and seize his lands

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Shaquin posted:

on my way to grab your butt and use your title as casus belli to ream your father and seize his lands

Joke's on you because the old man will only give his blessing to a matrilineal marriage.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Shaquin posted:

on my way to grab your butt and use your title as casus belli to ream your father and seize his lands

why you gotta butt-gently caress her dad?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
My bf calls my butt princess and grabs my hair when he slaps her. And it's not the hair you're thinking of. We are getting married in a week.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wow your BF sounds like a chad

not good

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
imagine a gimmick poster whos a girl pretending to be a guy who posts memes about how he wishes he was loving nicki minaj or whatever

it doesn't sound good or funny

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

extra stout posted:

imagine a gimmick poster whos a girl pretending to be a guy who posts memes about how he wishes he was loving nicki minaj or whatever

it doesn't sound good or funny

I'll have you know I am very good and very funny

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

extra stout posted:

imagine a gimmick poster whos a girl pretending to be a guy who posts memes about how he wishes he was loving nicki minaj or whatever

it doesn't sound good or funny

skylark is a girl dumass

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
at leas tby the modern definition in any case

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

extra stout posted:

imagine a gimmick poster whos a girl pretending to be a guy who posts memes about how he wishes he was loving nicki minaj or whatever

it doesn't sound good or funny

Who would do a thing like that?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Lcags90nA

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009



Bring back ur cutie weed av

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Shaquin posted:

skylark is a girl dumass

i know she is im just saying if someone did that gimmick i described it doesn't sound like it'd be very good

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



IMO you all need AV's, because they are the forums equivalent of faces, and without them, I don't recognize yall.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The Bananana posted:

IMO you all need AV's, because they are the forums equivalent of faces, and without them, I don't recognize yall.
did you know on some forums avatars are free? crazy i know just giving them away like that!!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



numberoneposter posted:

did you know on some forums avatars are free? crazy i know just giving them away like that!!

I don't care to associate with riff raff.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

numberoneposter posted:

did you know on some forums avatars are free? crazy i know just giving them away like that!!

Sounds like communism to me

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Gimbal lock posted:

On my way to grab your butt and call you my butt

My last boyfriend never grabbed my butt, but he gave me some great bj's.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i hope your boyfriend does that to you, OP. you deserve happiness

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
Kindof off topic just want to say wow my bf is so hot 😍

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Skylark posted:

Kindof off topic just want to say wow my bf is so hot 😍

If he's so good looking why is he with you

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

If he's so good looking why is he with you

Because I'm also good-looking

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Skylark posted:

Because I'm also good-looking

Isnt there a rule that sauys that if you say your good looking, you have to post a pic, or you get banned?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

The Bananana posted:

Isnt there a rule that sauys that if you say your good looking, you have to post a pic, or you get banned?
that was a rule in e/n when abe ruled over it with an ornery fist

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Skylark posted:

Because I'm also good-looking

Oh, ok just checking I am also very good looking as well

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Oh, ok just checking I am also very good looking as well

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I am also good looking. Should I sign something?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
I want mine to say he's gonna do this

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Shaquin posted:

I want mine to say he's gonna do this


I will do anything for love but I won't do that

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Shaquin posted:

I want mine to say he's gonna do this


This is how hector Beerloz smokes a cig.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Shaquin posted:

I want mine to say he's gonna do this

he already tells you to blow it out your rear end on a constant basis

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

The Bananana posted:

IMO you all need AV's, because they are the forums equivalent of faces, and without them, I don't recognize yall.

I gave mange mite a cool pixel wizard one and he revoked it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I gave mange mite a cool pixel wizard one and he revoked it

That jerk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Suck my drat balls

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I want to come home after a long day of work and I'm just exhausted and then my boyfriend is just like this...
http://imgur.com/1qH2piG

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
GRAB MY BUTT, CALL ME PRINCESS

IS HOW MY BOYFRIEND FLIRTS

SAY IM PRETTY

NO TEASING

DON'T GIVE A gently caress IF I COME OFF ALL NEEDY

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

op email me

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Is it OK if he sometimes grabs your princess and calls you his butt? Gotta mix it up now and then.

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Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

putting this on my dreamboard

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