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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
need gf

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Dear God I'm so lonely

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
i want a gf that says boo-tay

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

:nws:

frogge posted:

I want to come home after a long day of work and I'm just exhausted and then my boyfriend is just like this...
http://i.imgur.com/4Yy2Ms1.jpg
:nws:NWS that poo poo!! :argh:

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

I want people to stop calling me Daddy and demanding my cummies

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Popeahuntis posted:

I want people to stop calling me Daddy and demanding my cummies

Haha i think the guys of this generation are just gonna have to get used to it. Sorry... I legit kind of feel bad about it

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Skylark posted:

Haha i think the guys of this generation are just gonna have to get used to it. Sorry... I legit kind of feel bad about it

Truly us mid to late twenties white guy's are the most oppressed people in the world today

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
At least you get a sexy gf out of the deal, ideally.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Yes.

I get all the sexy gfs.

This is a thing
That definitely happens

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Hey Skylark I'm gonna hafta ask you to step aside so I can grab your butt and call you a princess but that's only because we got a call in from the state and we need to investigate a serious case of boyfriend impersonation.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
boys are smelly and gross

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Troposphere posted:

boys are smelly and gross

Counterpoint :

I know you are but what am I

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

My girlfriend called me her California girl yesterday and it made me feel nice :blush:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
skylark I don't know why you've decided to pretend to be a clickbait girly girl but more power to you

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Troposphere posted:

boys are smelly and gross

and vindictive, jfc your poor internet-face

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

and vindictive, jfc your poor internet-face

$30 spent telling me how mad they are lol

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Troposphere posted:

$30 spent telling me how mad they are lol

Is that for 'talking game' in the Nice Guys thread and yet also being a girl?
Skylark's also been the target for some avatar assery lately...
:v: It all makes sense.:j:
The GENDER & SEXUALITY WARS are starting!

e: Thanks, Skylark! You've done it again!

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
goons are fags

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Is that for 'talking game' in the Nice Guys thread and yet also being a girl?
Skylark's also been the target for some avatar assery lately...
:v: It all makes sense.:j:
The GENDER & SEXUALITY WARS are starting!

e: Thanks, Skylark! You've done it again!

nah, it's for ruining the found novel thread by getting the OP banned for some bullshit lady drama

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

nah, it's for ruining the found novel thread by getting the OP banned for some bullshit lady drama

👏💕💕I didn't get the op banned y'all just insane💕💕👏

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

NVJ posted:

goons are fags

Takes 1 2 no 1

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I gave mange mite a cool pixel wizard one and he revoked it

Actually i just got banned my bad dogg

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Troposphere posted:

👏💕💕I didn't get the op banned y'all just insane💕💕👏

The Rosie O'Donnell one was funnier, but this new one really has a bite!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

nah, it's for ruining the found novel thread by getting the OP banned for some bullshit lady drama

No I'm p sure this was Skylark's plan all along, also her boyfriend is not allowed to treat her in such a brazenly intimate way. It's not right or proper for a lady to be treated so aggressively and sexually & therefore obviously he's not good for her. I hope she realizes that now or at least soon especially since my week off's coming up and I might need to be there for her.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Jul 31, 2016

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

hell yeah

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I don't care for race mixing

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Lol I just got done doing that to my girlfriend.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009


Ha would be so funny if you posted more of this and like, people were getting off to it and stuff hahah so funny
You should totally do it, like post more of this intimate alien human romance porn. As a joke though haha

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

lmao

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Popeahuntis posted:

Ha would be so funny if you posted more of this and like, people were getting off to it and stuff hahah so funny
You should totally do it, like post more of this intimate alien human romance porn. As a joke though haha
zeta spotted

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Skylark posted:

Because I'm also good-looking

i think ur avatar is goodlooking and that is how i picture u irl so it checks out

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Skylark posted:

Boyfriend talking about grabbing my rear end = Farron Keep (Dark souls 3)
Boyfriend physically grabbing my rear end = Iron Keep (Dark souls 2)

I finally understand skylark, everything makes sense now

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Captain Yossarian posted:

I finally understand skylark, everything makes sense now

You're gonna have to translate for me, capitan

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You're gonna have to translate for me, capitan

It's a scale of how hard she gets in response to those respective things. :darksouls:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
did u see the new episode

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

thought this was the greatly superior machinegun version of skylark threads, but alas

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