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an ultra-hipster car dealership where they only sell two fair trade single-origin models and if you ask for any additional options the caristas give you a dirty look

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the giant blue Swedish dealership that's a mile-long labyrinthian showroom where couples argue and in the very back there's a factory where they have to slap on welding masks and build the car they want from a kit

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a drive-through car dealership, where you don't even have to get out of your car to get into another car

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A tan, wrinkled, but kind-faced farmer scoops up a double handful of rich soil and lets it slowly run through his fingers

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an extremely fancy car dealership where the cars cost ten times as much but they only take up a third of the lane

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a giant bulk dealership where you have to pay for a membership and the cars come in packs of ten but it saves you money in the long run

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