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If I were in 9/11 I would have just popped my skateboard out from under my desk and done sick ollies and rail slides all the way down.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Just call me "Pasquale Buzzelli" I think you mean
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It's just common sense to wear a parachute anytime you are going to be over 30 ft off the ground.
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Don Tacorleone was grounded from his Nabi Jr. by his parents for a few months FYI. Its why he's all salty, and why he's focusing on me because my baby-esque avatar reminds him of himself. 
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SurfaceDetail posted:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...sing-tower.html Buzz Pasquele's Wager
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Maldoror posted:Ok i googled it is true his name is Pasquale Buzzelli I see the words normally, but in my head it sounds like "I blew off work to go bang my girlfriend and then made up this wacky story so my wife doesn't find out where I really was".
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with such a huge sample size it isn't so strange that a single person could survive under improbable causes.
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Thats a really good question! Op, for some reason I had you ignored. No longer! Sick gif, as noted earlier in the thread
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I luv u kuato
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i've wondered whether it would be possible to construct some sort of impromptu air-breaking device out of things you'd find in the WTC towers like metal roofing sheets or something
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i've wondered whether it would be possible to construct some sort of impromptu air-breaking device out of things you'd find in the WTC towers Farts
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Schweinhund posted:The windows had those columns next to them. They could've just stuck their arms and legs out and slid down. Here's a gif I made to demonstrate what I mean: All the people had been evacuated beforehand and only a bunch of crisis actor corpses were actually in the building. Then Cheney shot the only witnesses in the face before they could tell anyone.
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all skyscrapers should be equipped with an appropriate stock of wingsuits for emergencies like 9/11 wingsuit training will be part of employee orientation imagine the planes smashing into the building and then moments later you see live tv coverage of thousands of wingsuit cubical workers swarming away from the towers like bees leaving a burning hive it would give a new meaning to the term "cubicle drone" Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Aug 1, 2016 |
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they should have aimed for those awnings above the shops at street level to break their fall or a dumpster
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That guy is still not as lucky as Tsutomu Yamaguchi, who survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki and lived to be 93.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:all skyscrapers should be equipped with an appropriate stock of wingsuits for emergencies like 9/11 If only airline passengers wore wingsuits as well. Actually, I think you might be on to something here
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I did do that and I made it out.
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Schweinhund posted:The windows had those columns next to them. They could've just stuck their arms and legs out and slid down. Here's a gif I made to demonstrate what I mean: This thread is better than it has any right to be. WTCSpideySlide.gif Ackbar
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu5UKC4ASdk the billy joel and bee gees muszk playing in the background make this p soul crushing but good p sure the majority of the country got ptsd that day and its just never really been talked about
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OP pls jump off a building, tia.
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SplitSoul posted:That guy is still not as lucky as Tsutomu Yamaguchi, who survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki and lived to be 93. quote:Yamaguchi, a resident of Nagasaki, was in Hiroshima on business for his employer Mitsubishi Heavy Industries when the city was bombed at 8:15 am, on August 6, 1945. He returned to Nagasaki the following day, and despite his wounds, he returned to work on August 9, the day of the second atomic bombing. That morning he was telling his supervisor how one bomb had destroyed the city, to which his supervisor told him that he was crazy, and at that moment the Nagasaki bomb detonated. That isn't luck, that is just being a thug. nukes, nbd
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criscodisco posted:If I were in 9/11 I would have just popped my skateboard out from under my desk and done sick ollies and rail slides all the way down. same but a parachute suckers
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"Uhhh, let's get out there together and take pictures. You never know, you might find a hand."
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Jesus Christ people haven't you guys seen Transformers 3?
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i heard they kept spiderman suits in the broom closets for just this purpose
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Jews can't surf idiot.
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Because white men can jump,
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*middle of marvel movie, action is happening* *Black Widow and Iron Man on 76th floor of 100 story building* Black Widow: We've got to get out of here, this place is gonna collapse!!!!!!! Iron Man: You said you DIDN'T KNOW about the super robots Black Widow: TONY THIS ISN'T THE TIME, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER Iron Man: EXPLAIN? MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF OUT OF THAT? Black Widow: Tony... Iron Man: gently caress you bitch *flies away* *building collapses*      also please permaban me
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that guy from the league was there and i'm p sure thats what he did op also good dang gif
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A lot of innocent people died in those towers. A lot of men and women and even some children. They were sisters, brothers, daughters, sons, mothers and fathers... Please do not make light of such a thing
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what a fateful day
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Minimalist Program posted:Before anybody in this thread gets into a fight, it's actually pronounced: gif drat, I want some peanut butter now!
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Also there were no victims on 9/11. Everyone was part of the conspiracy.
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i died on 9/11 please be respectful
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i died on 9/11 please be respectful I lived on 9/11 by sliding down the side of the WTC
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Maldoror posted:Ok i googled it is true his name is Pasquale Buzzelli Not that hard to believe
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Lord Binky posted:I lived on 9/11 by sliding down the side of the WTC i did the same thing but died of aids half way down
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If Spiderman was at ground zero, why didn't he bother trying to save any victims?? Maybe J.J. was right, after all, and he is actually a villain.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i died on 9/11 please be respectful hosed up if false
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