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Aug 1, 2016 05:20
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kick his rear end sea bass
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Aug 1, 2016 05:22
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I just made a reddit account and pm'd the musician and told him you were such a baby you made a thread about him on somethingawful because you were so triggered
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Aug 1, 2016 05:23
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richard kyanka sends his regards
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Aug 1, 2016 05:23
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most artwork is worth pennies anyway so really what's the difference between pennies and free
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Aug 1, 2016 05:25
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lets all get together and beat his rear end for you oh wait turns out no one gives a hot poo poo
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Aug 1, 2016 05:26
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Poetic Justice posted:I just made a reddit account and pm'd the musician and told him you were such a baby you made a thread about him on somethingawful because you were so triggered Lol you went to Reddit. Nice self own, idiot
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Aug 1, 2016 05:26
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Wamdoodle posted:Lol you went to Reddit. hey, it's not all bad i got this gif for free from there 
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Aug 1, 2016 05:29
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Poetic Justice posted:I just made a reddit account and pm'd the musician and told him you were such a baby you made a thread about him on somethingawful because you were so triggered Cool. This is the response I got from him: I'll make it really easy for you, Mr or Miss Astronomy Mars, cuz I'm sensing you need to remain anonymous to maintain the faux-allure you've self-consciously attached to your Reddit cyber-swagger & subsequent inconsequential game show points... My email address, again, is samzurick@gmail.com. I encourage you to please email me so we can meet up at some point within the next 25 days (when I'll be in Abq) to discuss this matter privately, you know, really drill-down to core of it all - or would you prefer my phone number? And I now understand Reddit is a cesspool of 24 hour CNNesque disposable opinions that take the form of dog-piles, virtual gang-rapes & gorilla-brained validation competitions, which is cool - whatever it takes to replace boredom with something that resembles the feeling of being alive. I also urge you, Mr. or Miss Astronomy Mars, to check out some of my past creatively artistic soul-workings I artistically created from the soul of my inflamed overgrown clitoris - maybe it will make your underpants less tight around your own dehydrated genitalia (another demerit for me for not maintaining professionalism: - 1) And so here's a list of bands I was in: Ghosts & Vodka, Make Believe, Cap'n Jazz, People Dick, Joan of Arc, Owls, Sudden Porthole, The Table, Jizzbot Olympics (aka Reddit) And again if any book illustrators want a paying gig (and not any exposure or camaraderie or fun in the spirit of collaboration), please email me at samzurick@gmail.com -- simple black ink on white paper, approx 50-100 drawings total. There will be a contract for you to look over and sign prior to any rendered services. Enjoy the music! - and I look forward to you, Mr or Miss Astronomy Mars, publishing this in other subreddits so I get more exposure for the project I'm working on. But seriously, lets meet up! You seem so down to Earth and in tune with the proletariat and I ache for more of that cyber-generated old-fashioned wisdom. Copy/Paste/Send/Hope For Game Show Lights To Flicker duhhhhhhhhhhhhh barfs into hat
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Aug 1, 2016 05:34
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AuntBuck posted:And so here's a list of bands I was in: Ghosts & Vodka, Make Believe, Cap'n Jazz, People Dick, Joan of Arc, Owls, Sudden Porthole, The Table, Jizzbot Olympics (aka Reddit) good lord
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Aug 1, 2016 05:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ
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Aug 1, 2016 05:41
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What were all those words?
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Aug 1, 2016 05:42
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sorry you both sound like retards OP
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Aug 1, 2016 05:44
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Too right, mate
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Aug 1, 2016 05:44
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mdm posted:sorry you both sound like retards OP 
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Aug 1, 2016 05:44
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Poetic Justice posted:hey, it's not all bad i got this gif for free from there Aww  I take it back
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Aug 1, 2016 05:45
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Here is a song I wrote for you OP. When you die You wont see heaven Your postings worse Than 9/11.
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Aug 1, 2016 05:46
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your friend appears to be really into ufos or some poo poo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYy03wQTGGM he's also really verbose, now that I know his name I can avoid reading his books (lol I don't read anyway)
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Aug 1, 2016 06:06
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Sam Zurick reads like he has some sort of chemical imbalance.
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Aug 1, 2016 06:17
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AuntBuck posted:Cool. This is the response I got from him: Looks like the troll (you) just got out trolled, sorry.
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Aug 1, 2016 06:31
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Boys kissing boys kissing boys kissing boys.
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Aug 1, 2016 07:39
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I like how he keeps saying "I had the balls to post my real name and my employer, why don't you post yours??" as if he doesn't completely regret doing that and realizes he was a total dumbass. You should get like five of your burliest friends and walk up to him in person and be like "oh hey, yeah you said you wanted to meet me in person???" and post the vid of him literally shaking. I like when he admits he's forty years old and lists a plethora of bands he's been in that not even Wikipedia has heard of.
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Aug 1, 2016 10:59
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I would not meet with this man OP. It's clear he either wants to gently caress you, or murder you. Possibly both.
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Aug 1, 2016 11:07
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insufficient guns posted:I would not meet with this man OP. It's clear he either wants to gently caress you, or murder you. Possibly both. it's called an adventure
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Aug 1, 2016 11:09
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AuntBuck posted:creatively artistic soul-workings I really didn't care until I saw this. Now I think you kind of owe it to humanity to kick his rear end up around his neck.
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Aug 1, 2016 11:14
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I looked at the videos on his site and this guy is on some real advanced scientific poo poo. Wrestling with it intellectually right now but it may actually be beyond my comprehension There's a secret government weapon in here somewhere I think is his point. How the alpaca figures into it hasn't been explained yet
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Aug 1, 2016 11:34
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Draw a bunch of pictures of dicks for his book. Why aren't you doing this op ?
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Aug 1, 2016 13:09
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Cool username idea for a redtube account: daddy tissues ?
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Aug 1, 2016 13:29
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I think this guy might be unstable, but from what ive heard of portland thats normal whys he hanging around alpaca farms and making detailed videos of them
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Aug 1, 2016 13:41
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Tell him you're gonna meet up with him, then don't.
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Aug 1, 2016 13:58
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Borden posted:Tell him you're gonna meet up with him, then don't. This is a good one too
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Aug 1, 2016 14:02
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How are you going to get past this guys featherproof armour?
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Aug 1, 2016 14:13
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i definitely read those screenshotted reddit threads through and through and i thnk you have a good case OP i will take you on as a client pro bono
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Aug 1, 2016 14:21
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Woah nelly I sure am sleepy this morning, hey y'all!
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Aug 1, 2016 14:21
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Zorodius posted:it's called an adventure i loving LOVE adventures have you not seen my tinder profile and carefully curated collection of photographs from the 3 outdoor things ive done over the past 2 decades ??
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Aug 1, 2016 14:22
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i thought your tone was way out of line, and that your rep could really only be salvaged by illustrating stuff for free for his band or w/e, but this loving poo poo???AuntBuck posted:gorilla-brained validation competitions
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Aug 1, 2016 23:56
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i hope you meet and kill each other
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Aug 2, 2016 00:01
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Seems like the answer is pretty clear op, never go on reddit.
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Aug 2, 2016 00:02
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Wall Balls posted:i hope you meet and kill each other This would be a good movie
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Aug 2, 2016 00:03
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that sam zurick guy's entire post history on reddit is posts in a subreddit devoted to some weird youtuber aka he's probably also a goon
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