- somethingawful bf
- Jun 17, 2005
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drat, this is the cool poo poo i've been missing out on from not using reddit
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 10, 2024 22:42
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- somethingawful bf
- Jun 17, 2005
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I just made a reddit account and pm'd the musician and told him you were such a baby you made a thread about him on somethingawful because you were so triggered
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Aug 1, 2016 05:23
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- somethingawful bf
- Jun 17, 2005
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most artwork is worth pennies anyway so really what's the difference between pennies and free
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Aug 1, 2016 05:25
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- somethingawful bf
- Jun 17, 2005
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Lol you went to Reddit.
Nice self own, idiot
hey, it's not all bad i got this gif for free from there
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Aug 1, 2016 05:29
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- somethingawful bf
- Jun 17, 2005
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Cool. This is the response I got from him:
I'll make it really easy for you, Mr or Miss Astronomy Mars, cuz I'm sensing you need to remain anonymous to maintain the faux-allure you've self-consciously attached to your Reddit cyber-swagger & subsequent inconsequential game show points...
My email address, again, is samzurick@gmail.com. I encourage you to please email me so we can meet up at some point within the next 25 days (when I'll be in Abq) to discuss this matter privately, you know, really drill-down to core of it all - or would you prefer my phone number?
And I now understand Reddit is a cesspool of 24 hour CNNesque disposable opinions that take the form of dog-piles, virtual gang-rapes & gorilla-brained validation competitions, which is cool - whatever it takes to replace boredom with something that resembles the feeling of being alive.
I also urge you, Mr. or Miss Astronomy Mars, to check out some of my past creatively artistic soul-workings I artistically created from the soul of my inflamed overgrown clitoris - maybe it will make your underpants less tight around your own dehydrated genitalia (another demerit for me for not maintaining professionalism: - 1)
And so here's a list of bands I was in: Ghosts & Vodka, Make Believe, Cap'n Jazz, People Dick, Joan of Arc, Owls, Sudden Porthole, The Table, Jizzbot Olympics (aka Reddit)
And again if any book illustrators want a paying gig (and not any exposure or camaraderie or fun in the spirit of collaboration), please email me at samzurick@gmail.com -- simple black ink on white paper, approx 50-100 drawings total. There will be a contract for you to look over and sign prior to any rendered services.
Enjoy the music! - and I look forward to you, Mr or Miss Astronomy Mars, publishing this in other subreddits so I get more exposure for the project I'm working on.
But seriously, lets meet up! You seem so down to Earth and in tune with the proletariat and I ache for more of that cyber-generated old-fashioned wisdom.
Copy/Paste/Send/Hope For Game Show Lights To Flicker duhhhhhhhhhhhhh
barfs into hat
Looks like the troll (you) just got out trolled, sorry.
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