monkey posted:

This reminds me of a story.

There was a LAN party at my house and a group of us went to buy burgers and chicken, anyway it was a saturday night and there were some girls in the burger shop on their way out clubbing, and my friend was telling this story about some poo poo on his PC which climaxed in "...and I just CONTROL ALT DELETED that poo poo!" complete with the two-handed finger movements. One of the club girls turns to me, all makeup and miniskirts, gestures at my friends and says "Do you believe these guys? I thought nerds like that only existed in the movies." You see, even though the LAN party was at my house, I do not look like a nerd and because I'd walked in from having a cigarette she'd mistaken me for a normal person.

So I replied to this girl "I know, what a retard, right? He totally should have done a Control-Shift-Escape." and flashed her the finger position which is co-incidentally the same as the reverse shocker. The look of confusion on her face slowly giving way to disgust as she realised she was speaking to some turbo nerd was pretty funny.